incorrectbellimala
incorrectbellimala
Dungeons & Dragons, Chaos & Glitter
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A magical place where you can get to know the characters of a homebrew 5e D&D campaign through incorrect quotes and art. This Tumblr was set purely for the amusement of the DM and the players of this homebrew campaign. If you stumble across it and enjoy what you see, then that's a nice bonus! Thanks for giving us a visit and having a look at the randomness that is the Belli Mala group. Please feel free to leave a message at the Diplomat's Pouch, or just scroll through invisibly.
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1075
Swin: And I jumped off the roof unscathed!
Luna: You’re bleeding from so many places.
Swin: I’m a little bit scathed.
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1074
Lamlis: I lost Swin. I turned around and he disappeared!
Shaia: I told you, never let him out of your sight. That goes double for holidays and wax museums.
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1073
Sam: If “all the world’s a stage,” then how come I’m the only one who goes around constantly breaking into extravagant musical numbers with complex dance routines?
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1072
Swin: Ok, so I just had a really great idea.
Isla: No.
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1071
Lamlis: To be honest, the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of ‘yes… just as planned… I have succeeded in bringing them amusement… look at that beautiful smile, that means the world to me’.
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1070
Mort: Swin, ask me if I'm sad.
Swin: No.
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1069
Shaia: Easy to start playing the game: I love hoe tag!
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1068
Isla: I can't believe Shaia betrayed us!
Swin: Why is it always the ones you most expect?
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1067
Lamlis: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sam: Several traffic violations.
Swin: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Mort: Roughly thirteen energy potions.
Shaia: Also, that’s not our wagon.
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1066
Swin: People say it like it’s a bad thing, you know, running away from your problems. But if your problems never catch up with you, what’s the hitch?
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1065
Lamlis: If I were you, I would just let it go.
Swin: No, I love my grudges. I tend to keep them as little pets.
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1064
Isla: The little voice, remember? Just imagine for a moment that you have one. Now, what would it be saying about Shaia?
Sam: Hmmmm... *purrs*
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1063
Guard: You have the right to remain silent.
Swin: I choose to waive that right!
Swin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1062
Almawt: The first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself!
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1061
Swin & Sparks: At this point I'm holding myself together with glitter glue.
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1060
[Shaia and Lamlis talking on the third floor]
Shaia: When it comes to winning, Swin has no self-preservation skills.
Lamlis: That can't be true.
Shaia: It is, watch this.
Shaia: *yelling* Swin! I'll race you to the 1st floor!
[Crash is heard from the window across the hall followed by a grunt from below]
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incorrectbellimala · 4 years ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #1059
Shaia: There ain’t one of us looks the part more than Sam. I mean, pretty, soft hands, definitely a moneyed individual. All cute and sweet, overall a real puppy type-
Sam: All right! Fine, I’ll go. Just… stop describing me.
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