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tae and jimin met a cute pup 🥺 (cr. moajmjk00)

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There are two people in your OTP

Person A: The selfless kind hearted one who will save a burning building if they have to.

Person B: The sardonic one who'd rather be alone but if you so much as touch Person A you'll die.

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Namjoon,trying to ask Hoseok out:Would you like to stay for dinner?

Yoongi,from the kitchen:Would you like to stay forever!?!

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Namjoon & Taehyung:*playing video games*

Yoongi:You guys woke up at five thirty in the morning just to play games?

Namjoon:....

Taehyung:....

Yoongi:...You two never went to sleep did you?

Namjoon and Taehyung:....Yeah.....

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Jimin:Isn't it weird that we can't ride any other animals except horses?

Jimin:Like if horses weren't a thing,humans would be fucked cause we couldn't ride any other animals.

Jimin:Like riding animals wouldn't really be a thing.

Jimin:We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Yoongi:Elephants.

Jimin:Blocked.

Namjoon:Camels.

Jimin:Extra blocked.

Taehyung:Donkeys.

Jimin:Ultra blocked.

Hoseok:Llamas.

Jimin:Super blocked.

Jungkook:That dick.

Jimin:....Followed.

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Yoongi:Ugh,crushes are so dumb.

Hoseok:I know.Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Yoongi:But you're always acting stupid?

Hoseok:.....

Hoseok:...Yeah,don't think about that too hard.

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Yoongi:Seokjin-hyung has idea I'm high.

Seokjin:You're high?

Yoongi:Oh,I'm sorry.

Yoongi,leaning over to Jungkook:Seokjin-hyung has no idea I'm high.

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Namjoon:There's no way he likes me back.

Hoseok:Yoongi-hyung would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Namjoon:Yoongi-hyung would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Namjoon:Bye Seokjin!Bye Hoseok!Bye Yoongi!Bye Jimin!Bye Seokjin!

Taehyung:You said‘bye Seokjin’twice.

Namjoon:I like Seokjin.

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Seokjin:If you tear more holes in a net,it would end up having fewer.

Namjoon:STOP!

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Jungkook:2020 is only a couple of hours away.

Jungkook:Let that sink in.

Namjoon,sleep deprived:What the fuck does the sink want now????

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Seokjin:I did a bad thing.

Yoongi:Does it affect me?

Seokjin:No....

Yoongi:Then suffer in silence.

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Taehyung:No fighting!

Taehyung:Violence never solves anything!

Jungkook:STAB HER BITCH!

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Namjoon:If you kill a killer,the number of killers in the world stay same.

Yoongi,with a mouthful of food:Kill two.

BTS:Yoongi no-

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Seokjin,to the maknae line:We don't bad words in this house.

Yoongi,in the distance:FUCK!

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Mayhaps i might have stalked your entire blog because your sense of humor is peak humor 😂💞💕💖💓💗💝💘

Aw thanks

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Hi! You probably answer this a lot so I'm sorry but, do you have a link to your fanfic? :3

Sure thing!

Here you go(Sorry for late reply)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16855135/chapters/39573967