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So uh

I made another blog

Over at @from-the-moving-castle

It's incorrect Howl's Moving Castle quotes (the book universe but most of them will probably make sense even if you've only seen the movie)

Just gonna spread this around on my other side blogs, see if i get some follows

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Kara, joking: Hey, we should get married.

Connor, very serious: I agree.

Kara: WHAT?!

Connor: I agree. We should get married.

Kara: I said that as a joke.

Connor: Well, I didn't.

Kara:

Kara: I guess we'll be getting married, then.

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Kara: What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?

Connor: "Don't be an idiot". Changed my life.

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Kara: Connor is washing the dishes and I just heard him say, “Who do you work for?! Who’s your contact?!” while repeatedly pushing a glass under the water.

Alice: At least he’s having fun?

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Alice: *attempts one of Connor's coin tricks over and over*

Alice: *fails and gives up*

Connor: *Sees Alice sit down and walks over to her*

Connor: You know, I didn't get them perfectly on my first try either.

Alice: You're programmed with them.

Connor: True, but I still had to practice them.

Alice: Really?

Connor: *sits next to Alice*

Connor: It took me a long time to master them. I fail and I try again until I mastered each and every one of them.

Connor: *sees coin and picks it up*

Connor: *gives the coin to Alice* I'll help you do them

Alice: *smiles and hugs Connor*

Kara: *watches and smile*

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Amanda: Did you take care of the deviant like I ordered?

Connor: Kara has been taken out.

Amanda: Very go-

Connor: It was a lovely restaurant. Candlelit dinner. I proposed at the end of it. Her last name is Anderson now.

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Hank: Why aren't you dating him?

Kara: I'd destroy him.

Hank: Connor would be into that, though.

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Connor: I want to be the cool, unshakable asshole, but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.

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Kara: This house looks like a mess, we need to clean it.

Connor: Who's coming over?

Kara: No one.

Connor: Then why do we need to clean it? We know we live like this.

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Amanda: Please. You wouldn't hurt a fly.

Connor: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody.

Connor: You, however, I would maim.

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Connor: What does "take out" mean?

Markus: Food.

Kara: Dating.

North: Murder.

Hank: It can be all three if you're bold enough.

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Markus: Which of you is the most emotionally unstable?

Kara: Oh, that title goes to Connor.

Connor: I'M NOT UNSTABLE!

Kara: Yeah, and I'm human.

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Connor: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? I want to make him a God. Once he's free of his sinful flesh he can begin his path to enlightenment. He will take care of us. Also I want to soft hack his circuits.

Kara: I literally could not care less, but please never say anything that frightening again.

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WHAT’S UP FUCKS

So i created a new blog over at @incorrectrachelxapollo, and it’s obviously where I’ll go to scream about my obscure ship from now on. Go check it out if that’s ya thing.

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"Okay, maybe playing 'Whose family is the most dysfunctional' wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Connor's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out."

Kara, probably

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"My mom tries to avoid our neighbor who has a crush on her because she likes him back and doesn't know how to deal with it. This is an exchange they just had:

Him: Have you eaten dinner yet?

Her: I don't eat."

Alice

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Connor: It's interesting, going deviant and realizing that most humans are not that smart.

Connor: I mean, I had my suspicions, but I didn't think the situation was this bad.