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Jiang: i don't always dance with satan but when i do, i do so deliciously

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Skov: i may be small but i be knowin

Jiang: you don’t be knowing how the top shelf looks like though

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Skov: don't fuck with me or i'll weld all your joints shut in your sleep

Skov: gonna be walking like a gingerbread man

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Skov: if i get killed i'm gonna be so pissed

Jiang: well, i hope so, shit ain't fun

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Skov: i have decided to stop fighting it and lean in to the fact that i'm an idiot

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Proko: you idiot, you'll be arrested before i will

K: if i'm going down i'm taking you with me

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K: reality is for people who can't handle drugs

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Skov: i took an improv comedy class once

Skov: because i'm a white guy

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Proko: i love all my friends

Skov: aw, dude-

Proko: quiet, dog

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Skov: if you fuck pennywise, he can just kill every kid you don't like for you

K: you can do that yourself if you're not a coward

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Jiang: coffee: chugged. homies: hugged

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K: i'm gonna kick my own ass in the dreamscape

Swan: no-

K: motherfucker had it coming for too long

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Skov: come get swan to bail me out

K: what will i even say

Skov: something stupid

Swan, storming into the police station: i'm sorry, the pyramids were orginally cube shaped but the RAIN shaped them into triangles?

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Skov: i swear to god, who the fuck sees a ghost and goes "man, i'm gonna fuck that"

Jiang: you

Skov: yeah okay

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K: breaking news! man bottles up his emotions until he has a suicidal breakdown rather than rationally tell someone what he's going through. more at six.

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Skov: hey, do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Swan: you're a hazard to society

Jiang: and a coward, do 20

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cop, knocking on K's window: had much to drink this evening?

K, trying to put his seatbelt in the ignition: honestly i don't even drink