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leia, talking to han over the comlink: han, you’re not thinking about trespassing onto government property again, are you?

leia: i know that you’ve done it in the past, but i don’t think that this mission warrants-

han: it’s too late. i’m already inside

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hey, leia, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?

– han, climbing on the falcon (probably) fixing something

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han, messaging his children: yikes!!

han: i’ll see you tomorrow, kiddo

han: always carry a switchblade and ibuprofen

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han: how come you’ve been abnormally nice to me

leia: what do you mean?

han: you just seem nicer than usual

leia: i’ll punch you in the face if you want

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luke: how tall are you?

leia: height is a social construct

han: so you’re short

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han: you’re the only dude i know who enjoys milk as a refreshment

luke: man, so what?

han: you’re an interesting critter bro

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i’ll always find a way to mention my wife or show off my ring like i’m green lantern

— han solo

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leia: unlike some people, i’m a very mature person. i apologize when im wrong.

luke: but i’ve never heard you apologize?

leia: are you saying there’s times when i’m wrong?

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luke: i can’t hangout tonight… i foresaw a dire omen

han: ok man

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THE SUN AND THE MOON: luke and leia are, of course, apollo and artemis, the divine twins of mythology; who come into the world, male and female, to restore order to it– star wars: the legacy revealed (2007)

1. the empire strikes back (1980) / 2. sophcole’s antigone: adapted by lewis galantine / 3. the last jedi (2017) / 4. gemini artwork: artist unknown / 5. return of the jedi (1983) / 6. quote by erica sehyun song / 7. red string: artist unknown / 8. a new hope (1977) / 9. antigone, by sopcholes (441 BC) / 10. a new hope (1977) / 11. kenobi (2022) & seven, folklore by taylor swift (2020) / 12. quote by kaman kojouri / 13. the empire strikes back (1980) / 14. star wars: marvel comics #33 (2015), art by salvador larroca / 15. galaxy: artist unknown / 16. sign of the times, harry styles (2017) / 18. empire strikes back (1980) / 19. quote by jean shinoda bolen / 20. a new hope (1977) / 21. melodie ramone, after forever ends / 22. outer space: artist unknown / 23. return of the jedi (1983) & the last jedi (2017) / 24. quote by unknown / 25. return of the jedi (1983)

*please let me know the original creators so i can credit them accordingly*

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disgusting. i can see his college education isn’t doing any good.

edit: brett gelman loves to say israel has a right to exist.

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Hey, a quick PSA:

Stranger Things is green-lit for its final season. It's not getting renewed anyway. Refusing to watch a show that's already being made does nothing of importance, just like how watching movies already being released did nothing to harm the WGA/SAG strike.

If you want to do something that will actually make some kind of difference you can:

Cancel your Netflix subscription and actually stop giving money.

Don't buy any Stranger Things merch going forward.

Boycott the companies that Palestinians are ASKING you to boycott. Boycott McDonalds, Starbucks, Disney+, and all the other companies on the list they GAVE you. Targeted boycotting is more effective, and these companies are directly supporting Israel.

Keep talking about Palestine more than you talk about Noah/Stranger Things. Keep the focus on Palestinians!

Click daily to donate! It's that easy!

I understand not wanting to look at Noah's face, because I'm right there with you. I don't want to see him either. But let's do things that really help.

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we are soooo back!

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leia, to han, luke & lando: how do three men in their 30s not have $800 credits between them?

han: they’re-

lando: the economy

luke: is in shambles

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han, to his friends: well, if i were so cute…

han: then how come i can’t find anyone to love?

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leia, with disheveled hair in her office: oh my god, i’m so hungover. i’ve never been this hungover. are we dead?

han, walking in just as bad: i feel great, i ran 5k this morning

leia: really?

han: no, i threw up in the shower

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luke: i’m a fully formed adult

luke: and this year is gonna be… different