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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2628

Happy new year~ (Dialogue from The X-Files.)

[ladymiraclewings]

Caine: He put the whammy on him. Pomni: Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

I had to edit this photo of Mulder and Scully. Whether you ship Stancy or not, this is great. ❤️

[thingsoverheardatua]

Tokoyami: Why would I make them so uncomfortable?

Asui: Probably has to do with your reputation.

Tokoyami: I have a reputation?

Asui: They feel your methods are-

Asui:

Tokoyami:

Dark Shadow: ‘Spooky’?

Asui:

Tokoyami: Do you think I’m spooky?

[pensbridge]

Modern Couples Costumes or

There's a category of Polin in the Modern Day that occasionally runs through my head, including "what if Penelope & Colin dressed up in iconic couple's costumes?"

Ariel & Prince Eric {The Little Mermaid}

Vivian & Edward {Pretty Woman}

Mary Jane & Peter Parker {Spiderman}

Jessica & Roger Rabbit {Who Framed Roger Rabbit}

Ginny & Harry {Harry Potter}

Jessie & Buzz {Toy Story}

Wilma & Fred {The Flintstones}

Anne & Gilbert {Anne of Green Gables}

Amy Pond & Eleventh Doctor {Doctor Who}

Catwoman & Batman {Batman}

Dorothy & Scarecrow {The Wizard of Oz}

Scully & Mulder {The X-Files}

Fiona & Shrek {Shrek}

Black Widow & Winter Soldier or Hawkeye {Avengers}

Lucy & Gru {Despicable Me}

Roxanne & Max {A Goofy Movie}

Lily & Marshall {How I Met Your Mother}

Giselle & Robert {Enchanted}

Peggy & Al {Married... with Children}

Winifred & Billy {Hocus Pocus}

Lucy & Ricky {I Love Lucy}

[the-port-mafia]

Ururu: You lied to them

Kisuke: I would never lie Kisuke: I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Dib: You lied to them.

Zim: I would never lie.

Zim: I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.

[incorrectjag]

Sturgis: I see the way you two gaze at each other.

Harm: *indignant* I do not gaze at Mac!

[your-incorrect-quotes]

A: You lied!

B: I would never lie.

B: I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.

[finalvortex]

Marie: Captain, you're not thinking about trespassing onto government property again, are you? I know that you've done it in the past, but I don't think that this case warrants... Three: It's too late, I'm already inside.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Hassan: (something Arabic and angry)

Bugs: Yeah, so's your mother.

[buckleysevan]

THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S01E02 ‘Deep Throat’

[gaycrouton]

This is what I imagine Scully had to deal with at 9:00am every morning when she walked into work and saw Mulder prepping his little slideshow for her

[starlessmistake]

George and Bertha Russell moments that drive me insane - S1 edition

[agent-troi]

Mulder, drunk texting Scully: You’re the hottest girlfriend I’ve ever had

Scully: I’m your wife

Mulder: OMG THAT’S AWESOME

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Imagine you could take out five people who annoyed you. Who would you choose?

Raph: I only get five?