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Judge Bdubs: It appears you have quite an arrest record. Is it true you completely disassembled someone's car outside a Starbucks?

Doc: It was parked across two spaces.

Judge Bdubs: You stole a red fokker triplane and strafed the Snoopy float at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?

Doc: Got three mimes, too.

Judge Bdubs: You disrupted a 9/11 truther meeting insisting that the twin towers never actually collapsed?

Doc: I have evidence! You can't trust the media!

Judge Bdubs: You were fired from RadioShack after you built a death ray and then vaporized a customer?

Doc: I was just testing it. Figures that'd be the one day there was a shopper in the aisle.

Judge Bdubs: And you were thrown out of Microsoft headquarters for...trying to feed your own dismembered arm through a fax machine?

Doc: I forgot about that! It was part of an argument with Dinnerbone about mob hybrids. Which I won, by the way.

Judge Bdubs:

Judge Bdubs: This is the worst history of vandalism, gleeful mayhem, and general recalcitrance we've seen in a nominee since Evil X. And this--you stole a nuclear submarine?

Doc: I plead the third.

Judge Bdubs: You mean the fifth?

Doc: No. The third.

Judge Bdubs: You refuse to quarter troops in your house?

Doc: I have few principles, but I stick to them.

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Impulse: Need me to hold that Bdubs?

Bdubs, holding a drink: I'm good.

Impulse: Need me to open the door for you Bdubs?

Bdubs: I'm good...

Impulse: Need me to push the elevator button for you?

Bdubs: Impulse! I'm perfectly capable of doing things myself!

*Bdubs jumps up repeatedly, attempting to hit the elevator button*

Bdubs, out of breath: Actually could you get that for me?...

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X: There's a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot

X: Grian uses that line like a jump rope

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xB: Keralis, do you ever feel like we could be doing more?

Keralis: ...Sometimes

xB: Like what?

Keralis: I feel like I could be eating a chocolate bar right now...

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Tango, holding a rock: You know, if I threw this rock, it may never be seen again.

Skizz: Wanna bet?

Tango: *chucks the rock into the stratosphere*

Skizz:

Tango:

Skizz: Yeah no.

Zed, a few hundred blocks away: OW-What in the?- *picks up rock from ground* Did I just get hit in the head with a bloody rock?!

Impulse, who has been watching with a spyglass: *w h e e z e*

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Skizz: it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

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Gem (offended): You threw me under the bus!

Pearl: No... you tripped and fell under it I just happened to be driving.

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Cub: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Scar will and will not eat.

Zed: Grass? Yes!

Cub: Moss? Yes!!

Zed: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Cub: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Zed: Worms? Sometimes!

Cub: Rocks? Usually nah.

Zed: Twigs? Usually!

Cub: X's cooking? Inconclusive!

False: How did you… test this?

Cub: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

False: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

X: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Xisuma: People ask me how I manage the server so easily

Xisuma: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever

Xisuma: Earlier today, Grian called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Bdubs shot me in the throat with a nerf gun

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*Loud bang of thunder*

Grian: Muumbooooo!! The clouds are shouting at me again! What do I doooo!?

Mumbo: I don't know, yell back?

Grian: Oh, okay

Grian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!

*Louder bang of thunder*

Grian:

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Grian: Thank you for agreeing to meet with me today

Mumbo: I didn't. You just showed up and started talking

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Ren: so the next step is to roast the potatoes-

Doc, slamming his hands on the table and turning to the bowl: AH YOUR MUM AY

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Cleo: Salt and vinegar chips are just masochist chips

False: I'm so excited to fight you!

Stress: guys please its 5 am

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Ex: Ow! Hey, don't I get any anesthesia?

Zed: The first and second time that I stitch your wounds closed? Certainly.

Tango: But by the third time you rip your stitches, I feel inclined to support your body's right to its natural outrage and discomfort.

Ex: Hypno! Zed and Tango are torturing me! On purpose!

Hypno: Good! I hope it really hurts!

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Ex: Two years ago I married my best friend

Ex: Hels is still mad about it but BadTimes and I were drunk and thought it was funny

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Grian: I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Doc: I'm a fighter, not a lover.

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Grian: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door, Keralis quick give me your credit card

Keralis: Okay

Grian, pocketing it: Cool. Doc, break the door down!