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bucky: how did you get that information???
zemo:

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steve: i have to go back for peggy, buck. i love her.
bucky, just have gotten him back:

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sharon: um... yeah, we kissed
bucky *losing his shit*:
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thanos: heh 50/50
every living thing:

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sam: that guy? he's gonna beat your ass.
bucky *not knowing shit*:

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paramedic: are you allergic to anything?
bucky *drugged out of his mind*: stab wounds
steve *in tears*: bananas
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2012!steve: what is this?!
2023!steve: listen,, i'm u,, from the future
2012!steve: identity theft isn't a joke, loki!
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avengers: happy birthday dear steve!!
bucky *leaning down to whisper into steve's ear*: i know it's not your birthday, you fuck
steve *sweat madly, smiling*: thanks
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edith: EDITH stands for even gone i'm the hero
peter: oh. . .
me:
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europe: *in flames, has beck ruining shit*
sam *having been called and still in the driveway*: i tOLD YOU TO FILL IT UP YESTERDAY!
bucky: yeah? yEAH? WELL GUESS WHAT, BIRD ASS, I DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT. LOOKS LIKE WE CAN'T EVEN HAVE A VACAY, YOU RUIN IT.
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tony: metal boy, truth or dare?
bucky: truth
tony: what is it you say whenever you call steve?
bucky:
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no one:
thor and rocket:

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hydra agent: hail hydra
2012!steve, standing in the elevator with a whole bunch of hydra agents:

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hydra soldier: soldat?
winter soldier *walking up from a phat nap*:
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requests: open
bucky: living
hotel: trivago
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rocket: i've told you, it's so i can reACH HIGH SHELVES

bucky:

bucky: no you can’t have my arm

rocket:

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sam: buck, what are you doing here? i thought you were off chasing your dreams?
bucky: i was. then they turned into nightmares.
sam: oh...
bucky: apparently you need to have more than 50 years of torture to be cashier
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