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Felix: Did you see how those flowers made Chan hyung smile?

Jisung: Yeah, it's great. If he has a boyfriend, he'll be so busy being all goofy with him, he'll leave us alone!

Felix: And he'll be happy...

Jisung: And we'd be able to play that video game!

Felix: And he'll be happy.

Jisung: And we won't have to make our beds!

Felix: And he'll be HAPPY!

Jisung : You're so selfish! Can't you think of anything besides Chan hyung's happiness?

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Jisung: Please, for me?

Minho: Don’t do that.

Jisung: What?

Minho: You think whenever you say ‘please, for me’ that I’ll just do whatever you want.

Minho: Not this time.

Jisung: Please, for me?

Minho: Okay.

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Nayeon: Lisa says she’s from YG, but how do I know that’s true?

Yeri: Why would anyone claim to be from YG if they weren’t?

Nayeon: …

Nayeon: Alright, I’ll give you that one.

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Hongjoong: My first rule, as leader of Ateez, is that no one can veto my rules.

Jongho: That’s called tyranny and it’s generally frowned upon. 

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Jin: Are you okay?

Jungkook: Yes.

Jin: Are you hurt?

Jungkook: No.

Jin: THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, KNUCKLEHEAD!?

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Oh screw beautiful.I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.

Kim Jisoo 

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Jungkook: I still have your underwear.

Taehyung: I still have your virginity.

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BamBam: So, Hyung, you finally broke down, huh? What'd you get him? Earrings? A little bracelet?

JB: No, I got him way more than a piece of jewelry. I got him a gift that really says something - a diamond engagement ring.

Jackson: As a joke?

JB: No, you guys, I'm gonna ask Jinyoung to marry me.

Jackson: As a joke?

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Minseok: Help me with this crossword puzzle. What’s an eight letter word for disappointment? 

Kyungsoo: Chanyeol. 

Chanyeol: 

Minseok: It fits! 

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Yoongi: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole. 

Jimin: You think I'm cute?

Yoongi: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE

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I see the glass as half empty, Jimin sees the glass as half full; that’s why we’re a good team. Jungkook, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Taehyung wonders why it has to be glass, and Namjoon usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

Min Yoongi

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Chanyeol: My head hurts.

Kyungsoo: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Jimin: Is that your hand on my ass?

Taehyung: It was an accident.

Jimin: Taehyung, your hand’s still on my ass.

Taehyung: IT’S STILL AN ACCIDENT.

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JB: *answers his phone* Hello?

Jackson: It’s Jackson.

JB: What did he do this time?

Jackson: No, it’s me, Jackson, it’s actually me.

JB: What did YOU do this time?

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Taehyung: Do you know where Jungkook is?

Jimin: I’d know where your boyfriend is because…?  

Taehyung: [referring to Jungkook and Yoongi] Because my boyfriend seems to have a man crush on your boyfriend.  

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Jin: You think I enjoy being den mother to all of you?!

Namjoon:

Yoongi:

Hobi:

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jungkook: 

Jin: OK fine, it’s like crack to me.