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Orel: I hate you.

Clay: Wow we have so much in common.

Clay: I hate me too.

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Joe: So, I grabbed a healthy breakfast.

Orel: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Joe: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Tommy: I pity your dentist.

Joe: Joke's on you, I don't go to the dentist.

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Clay: Orel!

Orel: Oh no, Orel in B-flat. You're disappointed.

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Clay: Cocaine

Clay: no flour.

Clay: Anyways. People in Moralton keep asking me why i beat Orel

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Joe: Y'all motherfuckers don't know about my knife shoes.

Tommy: Ice skates.

Joe: Blocked.

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Putty: Okay. Stay calm, stay calm.

Orel: I am calm.

Putty: I'm talking to myself.

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Doughy: Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

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Danielle: People always ask me how I spell my name, Daniel or Danielle. I always tell them the same thing: How dare you speak to me.

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Clay: And then I fired. And then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. This went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. And then I was out of arrows. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. and then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popcicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. Oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with ‘em. I threw up a snowball at ‘em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my hand. that’s my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she’s really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popcicle stick in my mouth. don’t piss me off woman. I’ll take a swing at you, I’ll miss though. I guarantee it. Then I’ll take another swing. And I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself a popcicle. Would you care for a popcicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popcicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short, I missed.

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Joe: Orel, tell him where he can stick his grapes.

Orel: In the fridge!

Joe: Orel, no.

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Orel: I hate you with every inch of my being!

Clay: That's not a lot of inches.

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Bloberta: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Clay: But chya didn't!

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Poppit: Your skin is so smooth. How do you do it?

Bloberta: Oh, well I find that crying for a long period of time is a very effective moisturizer.

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Clay: (answering his phone) Hello?

Orel: It's Orel

Clay: What did he do this time?

Orel: No, it's me, Orel. It's actually me.

Clay: What did you do this time?

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Clay: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.Clay: One, two, three.

Orel:

Clay:

Clay: Now, see I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Putty: What’s your problem?

Joe: You wanna know what my problem is?

Putty: That was a rhetorical question. I don’t wanna know anything from you.

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Poppit: [sobbbing sarcastically] Block is gone. He’s gone. I miss him so much. Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Block!

Poppit: [sobered] False. I do not miss him.