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[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

Erica: (talking about Derek) Wait a minute. You didn't have...? Stiles: What? No. No, of course not. Erica: You liar! You totally lost your V-card to him. Stiles: No, I didn't. Erica: Yes, you did. Tell me everything. Stiles: Erica, I’m not that kind of boy. Erica: The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the balls to tell his friend? Stiles: what? Erica: I want every detail. Stiles: Erica! Erica: now bitch.  Stiles: You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. It's not really a term of endearment. Erica: I want every detail now, shit-face Stiles: You're not really heading in the right direction. Erica: Tell me!

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: (pretending to punish)Yeah, no dating. Derek: no dating. Stiles: No dating for you, young man. Eli:  Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.

[ttruthlessrecluse]

(Teenage) Hamilton: im never gonna go through puberty :(

Martha Washington: oh darling no ofc you will!! We're just a family of late bloomers, trust me you'll be fine <3

Hamilton: But I'm adopted :((

Washington: (from the other room) WHAT

Washington: WHO TOLD YOU

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Lavender: How do you know I like being thought of as a "floozy"? Parvati: Because: at least you're being thought of.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Lan Wangji: We're a family of late bloomers - I didn't until I was 14, and nor did Wei Ying. Lan Sizhui: Why does that matter - I'm adopted! Wei Wuxian, freaking out: What?! Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.

Kate: Clint!

Laura: A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.

[throughout-heaven-and-earth]

Megumi: I like the pants.

Yuta: Thank you. They're Costco. You can have them when you get taller.

Megumi: I'm never gonna go through puberty.

Suguru: Course you will. But we're a family of late bloomers. I didn't until I was 14. Nor did Yuta.

Megumi: Why does that matter? I'm adopted.

Satoru: *Dramatically* What? Oh, my God. Who told you? Guys, we were gonna do this at the right time. Listen to me. Sometimes, even when a man and a man love each other very much...like your father and I used to…their insides just don't cooperate with each other.

Megumi: *Rolls eyes*

[roseofithaca]

Shepard: You'll do fine, Grunt. We're a family of survivors, it's in our blood.

Grunt: Why would that matter? I'm adopted.

Garrus: WHAT?! Spirits, who told you?!

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Barracuda Joe: I can't decide if you're a genius or a lunatic.

Techno Baron, shrugging: Well, don't they kind of go hand in hand?

[alien-slushie]

Danny, age 12: I'm never gonna go through puberty.

Maddie: Of course you will Danny, but we're a family of late bloomers. I didn't until I was fourteen, nor did Jazz.

Danny: Why does that matter? I'm adopted.

*crash*

Jack, running up from the basement: What?! Oh my gosh! Who told you?!

[incorrectprodigalsonquotes]

Gil: I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. Right between the eyes. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say!

Malcolm: That's not necessary, Gil. But that is comforting.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Isaac: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Stiles: Oh, I have seventeen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does.

[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

Natalie: Lydia! There's a young man here to see you [starts speaking in a Southern accent] He said something about asking for your hand in marriage! Lydia: [Also speaking in a Southern accent] Oh, happy day, Mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller, hurray!

[willsonlmt]

High-school au!

Yang and Blake on a hill just relaxing on yangs car hood listening to music.

Yang: So how was detention.

Blake: Meh, it was okay, Sun and i cleaned up the tennis court and then the washrooms. So it was menial labour.

Yang: isn't that the volleyball player that shows his abbs alot.

Blake: Yup

Blakes phone starts to ring.

Blake answering the phone: Speak of the devil i was just talking about you with yang.

Sun over the phone : who?

Blake: You know Yang. Perpetually angry, bad puns, bt.

Yang: Wait, what does bt mean? Hello whats dose bt mean?

Blake: Okay, I'll see you later. *hangs up the phone*

Yang: What does bt mean? Beautiful and talented, bodacious and and tenacious ?

Blake: Big tits.

Yang: That's my identifier. Yes! What did Sun want?

Blake: He wanted to ask me something.

Yang: He probably wants to borrow a crop top.

Blake: Yeah whatever big tits.

Yang: woo-hoo bigtits!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Imoen: The party member of the week gets to pick the movie.

Neera: You get party member of the week every week!

Charname: And there’s a reason for that.

Neera: Yeah, you pick party member of the week!

Charname: Are you accusing me of nepotism?

[ladymiraclewings]

Adam: I can’t decide if you’re a genius or a lunatic. Lucifer Morningstar: Well, don’t they sort of go hand in hand?