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Theo: i only feel one emotion, and it's anger

Keeho: last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis

Theo: out of anger

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Intak whispering: hey pssst jongseob, what'd you put for five???

Jongseob: this is literally a personality test

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Theo: he looked at me the way all women wanna be looked at

Jiung: with love?

Theo: with fear in his eyes

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Keeho: you know what i'm saying?

Jiung: you don't even know what you're saying

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At the hospital:

Theo: i'm jiung's emergency contact

Nurse: so, you're here to pick him up?

Theo: i'm here to be removed as his emergency contact

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*Soul and Jongseob sitting in jail*

Soul: who should we call?

Jongseob: i'd call Theo, but i feel safer in jail

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Jiung: what do we say when someone disagrees with us

Jongseob: that's homophobic

Jiung: n—

Keeho: yes

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Intak: i hate when i'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

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Soul: i don't care if it's a kid i will get my revenge

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Keeho: are you gonna leave me when times get rough 🥺

Theo: i might

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Waitress: and what would you like?

Soul: i want to devour the unborn

Keeho: eggs. he wants eggs

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Intak: i can't believe i have to deal with this

Jongseob: deal with what?

Intak: the consequences of my own actions

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Soul: i can't find my phone...

Keeho: wait, i'll call

Soul: no! wait!

[Phone ringing under the couch: you're my dad! (you're my dad!) boogie woogie woogie!!]

Soul: i can explain

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*after Keeho gave Soul some english lesson*

Keeho, in english: good, i will go and rest now

Soul, also in english: okay, rest in peace

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Intak: see, i am an artist

Interwiever: really? what do you usually draw?

Intak: attention

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Soul: i have an idea

Jiung: thank you for the warning

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Jongseob: what's for dinner tonight?

Keeho: tonight i'm serving LOOKS

Jongseob: *slams fists on table* WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS