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Ben: An author once said: ‘A person doesn’t know true hurt and suffering until they’ve felt the pain of falling in love with someone whose affections lie elsewhere,’ and I think that’s the truest thing I’ve ever heard.

Richie: Bullshit. You ever stepped on a fucking lego? Didn’t think so bitch. 

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[At a dive bar] 

Eddie: Look, I know you’re disappointed, but can we at least have one drink? 

Richie: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkel* I’d like to leave please. 

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Richie: If I turned into a zombie, would you shoot me? 

Eddie: Bitch, I’d shoot you anyway. 

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Richie: On a scale from one to ten, you’re a nine because I’m the only one you need ;) 

Eddie: I’m a ten. 

Richie: No, it’s a pickup line-

Eddie: I. AM. A. TEN. RICHIE. 

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Eddie: When I said ‘bring me back something from the beach,’ I meant like a seashell...

Richie: *struggling to hold on to a seagull* Well you should have been more fucking specific then-

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[Texting]

Richie: Come over 

Eddie: But Life In The E.R is on...

Richie: My parents aren’t home ;) 

Eddie: But

Eddie: LIFE IN THE E.R IS ON???

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YEESSSSSSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEE 

Stenbrough: *holding hands*

Reddie: *cute teasing*

Benverly: *cheek kisses*

Mike: *hugs sack of potatoes* 

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Stan: Roses are red, I walked up a hill

Stan: I hate everyone in this room except Bill. 

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Eddie: If I die before you, I want you to move on... 

Richie: If I die before you, I want you to be buried alive with me like the ancient kings of Egypt, so even when I’m dead you’ll never leave me.

Eddie: JESUS- 

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Eddie: I feel like I’m just not good enough for you sometimes... 

Richie: Oh Eddie, that’s not true... you’re not good enough for me all the time.

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Stenbrough: *holding hands*

Reddie: *cute teasing*

Benverly: *cheek kisses*

Mike: *hugs sack of potatoes* 

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Richie: My dream boyfriend is small, cute, a little germaphobe, has, like, seven fanny packs, brown hair, has asthma-

Stan: But you’re just describing Eddie...?

Richie: Yes, yes I am. 

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Richie: Have you noticed that short people are so much angrier than tall people like if you mention height at all you’re dead. 

Eddie: It’s cause we’re closer to Satan. 

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Stan: Aw, Bill, you have something on your mouth...

Stan: *kisses* 

Bill: *giggles and blushing*

Richie:

Richie: Hey Eds-

Eddie: Don’t even fucking think about it.

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Stan: I put the fun in fundamentally unable to express human emotion

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Mike: Are you taken? Ben: For granted, yes.

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Sooo I know I don’t usually do shit like this on my blog but my little sister just started a Maze Runner blog cause she’s really into tmr and she’s pretty creative. She got a few followers last night and she was honestly so excited it made my heart hurt, soo I was wondering if any of you liked the maze runner you could go follow her? Her account’s @newts-flaminhos and I’d just love to see how excited she’d be if she got some more followers cause she’s shy and it was so good seeing her be herself.