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Patton: I fucked up.
Roman: Yeah.
Patton: And I'm sorry.
Roman: You could've led with that part.
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Janus: I just ended a four year relationship. Remus: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Janus: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Roman and Virgil fighting from across the room*
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What happened to the yellow color on Tumblr!?!? I was gone a month and they took it away!? I need it for Janus what do I color code his with orange then what do I do for Orange?
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I usually don't like to post non-quote related things on here but I wanted to say I'm sorry this blog hasn't been active for a few months as I had a few personal issues but I am hoping to use this blog more soon I do actually miss it
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Thank you @puzzled-pegasus and everyone who got me to 5000 reblogs!
Roman, sweating: Patton, there’s something I need to ask you-
Patton: Finally! You’re proposing!
Roman: How’d you know? Patton: Roman, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Patton: I even picked it up once.
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Patton: Truth or dare? Virgil: Truth Patton: How many hours have you slept this week? Virgil: Virgil: Dare Patton: Go to sleep Virgil: I don't like this game
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Logan: You have Crayons? Patton: Yes, I have— Logan: You're— how old are you? Patton: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Remus: I want to be a bartender Remus: Guys named Bart, watch out.
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Roman: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up. Remus: Is it me? Roman: It's always you.
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Remus: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. Roman: ...what happened? Remus: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Remus: Wait you like me? For my personality? Janus: I know, I was surprised too.
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Virgil: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Roman: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Virgil: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Roman: Is it working?
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Virgil: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Logan: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Virgil: I don't know, surprise me!
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Remus: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Virgil: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Remus: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Patton: Did you know that you can't actually breathe when you're smiling? Virgil: *Smiles* Patton: Haha, gotcha! I just wanted to make you smile! Virgil: Motherfucker.
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Logan: Roman... Roman: Oh no, 'Roman' in b-flat. Roman: You're disappointed.
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Virgil: Well, has Patton been wrong before? Janus: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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