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For me, censorship laws are a lot like the death penalty. There are people I wish would die, but I don't want the government to have any say over who lives or dies (because then they can stretch laws out to justify killing someone they dont like). There are stories that I think are reprehensible and should have never been written, but I don't want the government to have any say over which stories are reprehensible (because then they can stretch out what they deem wrong out to fit anything they don't like)

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𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 14/∞ ▬ STRAY KIDS ceremony mv

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AO3 is down because it literally couldn’t handle the Dreamling and Kaysanova resurgence at the same time.

Fact.

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Super normal to look at your friend like this. BTW.

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Why tf was Uma Thurman in this movie?? It would have been just as, if not more impactful without her character tbh??

She wasn’t driving the plot she was actively there in the background undermining it and making it about her own problems instead of the problems of established characters we cared about

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Oh so they're just. Not even going to try to explain why none of them dreamed about two more immortals? Not even a half hearted "we dream about those who would fit well into our little group 😊"

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I’m sorry but what the hell was that?! I did not wait 5 years for Old Guard 2 just for Joe and Nico to have all of 4 minutes of screen time. I know it’s an action movie and all that so I can’t expect a lot of character moments but really?! And with that kind of ending? I kind of hate it, not gonna lie. Even queen Uma Thurman couldn’t make it more enjoyable. At least Andy and Quynh are back together.

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Joe kicking that one guy onto Nicky's sword was a sex thing and you can't convince me otherwise

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I’m noticing an increase in new fic writers on AO3 who…uh…mayy not know how to format their fics correctly..so here is a quick and VERY important tip

Using a random fic of mine as example..

The left example: ✅✅✅

The right example: ❌❌❌

Idk how many times I’ve read a good fic summary and been so excited to read before clicking on it and being met with an ugly wall of text. When I see a huge text brick with zero full line breaks my eyes blur and I just siiiigh bc either I click out immediately or I grin and bear it…it’s insufferable!

If a new character speaks, you need a line break. If you notice a paragraph is becoming too large, go ahead and make a line break and/or maybe reconfigure the paragraph to flow better. I’m not a pro writer or even a huge fic writer but…please…ty…

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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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I wanna make you the happiest one, no fеar So baby, hold my hand now

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Alright ya'll, here me out....

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid