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petition for more of peter's video diaries, featuring:

tony's workshop

peter showing off the compound in general

tony's bots

tony's (rare) naps

tony's domestic moments

rhodey stealing the show constantly

pepper not minding peter interrupting her work sometimes (she also tells him embarrassing things about tony)

happy slowly loosening up

happy cooking/baking

vision's guest appearances

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THE PETER TINGLE

Spider-Man: Far From Home || Spider-Man: No Way Home

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Interviewer [To Peter]: So how does it feel working with someone who's so out of your league?

Peter: um.. well-

Tony, grabbing the mic: It feels amazing. fantastic. He's simply remarkable. Still don't know how i did it.

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It's Jeff/Jeff Week #1 (2025)

written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru

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Tony: I'm buying you a Rolex

Peter: What, why! That's way too excessive

Tony: You need a proper watch

Peter: I have a proper watch *shows off children's Spider-Man watch*

Tony: That is not a watch, that's an embarrassment

Peter: Just wait till you see this—*presses button so it flashes coloured lights* bet your dumb Rolex can't do that

Tony: It can't, and if it did I'd return it

Peter: Sounds like you've never been kidnapped in the dark with nothing but this bad boy to try and pick the lock with. And those suckers said it was too invaluable to take, pft

Tony: ...Why do you create more problems for me every time we have a conversation?

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Tony, talking to the Avengers : ok, listen here you useless little shits

Tony : Not you Peter, you're an angel on earth and we're glad to have you

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT DOWNEY JR. ⏤ April 4th, 1965

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I find it so funny that in Homecoming, Tony was all like “my father didn’t give me a lot of support so I’m trying to break the cycle and be supportive of you”

Had all his suit features be called “baby monitor” and “training wheels”

Used his angry dad voice when he said “this is where you zip it, the adult is talking” and “because I said so >:(“ when Peter talked back and was like “teenagers 🙄” to the woman handing out leis.

Then told Peter that if he got hurt in anyway, Tony would feel like he was responsible for that…

Like that guy never even hanged out with that kid one on one yet by that point and was already like “you’re my son now and I’m gonna support you and look out for you.”

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spider-man: homecoming (2017)

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Tony, why are you always acting like you're on a runway? Seriously. Take a look at this pose. The popped up foot-the sunglasses balanced on the bridge of his noes! Full time diva!

Avengers (2023) issue #13

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Italian dad forehead kisses hehehehehe I love them

THIS IS NOT ST@RKER ‼️‼️‼️ ST@RKERS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED WITHOUT HESITATION 🤮

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Loki: why did you put me in chains

Tony: so you don’t explode the turkey

Nat: I would love to see it explode

Loki: ok

Turkey: (explodes)

Peter: that was better then last year

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“Tony never admits he’s wrong”

they say.

This is an addition to the excellent post by officiallallorona. Here’s the complete list of Tony’s “I was wrong”:

Iron Man (2008):

0:45:29

1:12:52

1:29:40

Iron Man 2:

1:17:40

1:46:05

Iron Man 3:

0:04:40

0:21:15

0:42:00

0:42:08

Captain America: Civil War:

0:58:50

1:54:25

1:57:57

Spider-Man: Homecoming:

1:59:15

13 times. A lot more than one, Sam.

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Follow to see the same picture of Goose the cat every day

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I think the funniest student-mentor dynamic that's possible is "you're like the caring parent that I never had" and "I chose to never have children because I knew they would just turn out all fucked up. Wait shit."

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this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

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Avengers United Infinity Comic (2023) #50