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isopodstypewriter · 5 months ago
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Okay okay, you say you like X Men, but which one(s)? (Personally love Deadpool!)
Personally my favorites are Sean Cassidy / Banshee (first class) , Alex summers / Havok , Remy / Gambit , and ofc Deadpool :D
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isopodstypewriter · 6 months ago
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Lewd
wc: 536, kept it short an: Idea taken from both a prompt list and ideas I was cooking up with pluto!! The return of giant mylo hooray!! Enjoy :3
cw/tw: horny fish [/ref], size difference tldr: Your big fishe boyfriend was getting a frisky kind of dream.
You and Mylo were sleeping in his cave, he had you comfortably smushed in his large tail, which kept you lulled in sleep throughout the night. You were snoozing away soundly when his voice woke you up.
"Mmmhhh.. [name]..." He said quietly, could he have been talking in his sleep? It was barely more than a whisper. You wiggled your way up a bit so you were less squished in his tail so you could get a better view.
He was snoring as usual, "S..sweetie.." ..was that a moan? No, it wouldn't be, he's asleep how could he moan? That nickname just perked up your interest more. What was he dreaming about? You just kept resting on his tail, listening to him snore and mumble in between.
"My seastar.. " his face was flushing a deep shade of blue due to his skin, "Auuhh.. Sweetie.." This was becoming weirder. But you weren't complaining. It was hot, in a strange way. One thing you could complain about was his tail thumping against the ground now as he slept, and since you were lying on it it caused you to shake a bit, even if the part thumping was far away.
"F..feels good," By now it was way obvious that he was having a wet dream about you, who knew he could have one? Maybe this was normal for him? You could hear him quietly whimpering, his tail still thumping. Seeing him all pathetic like this was really sweet, cute even. Made you wonder if you could actually get him to be like that, rather than just in a dream.
He moaned softly, "B..baby.." He breathed, you could only imagine what his big dumb head was thinking of as he slept, you couldn't wait for him to wake up and ask him.
He suddenly gasped awake, immediately seeing you staring up at him and his face flushed again.
"I..I'm, uh.. Hey, sailor.." He tried to be nonchalant, clearly hoping he hadn't been vocal. If he had even thought that far. He was more likely just flustered from whatever it was exactly that you were doing [or being done] in his dreams.
"Soo, and you call me a lewd thing, huh?" You smirked, his eyes widened, "Oh, don't play dumb. C'mon, tell me what you were dreaming about, I get the gist of it."
"Well- uhm-" he buried his face in his tail, sighing, peeked out a bit to look at you, "If you get the gist, then you don't need everything," how sweet, a bargain. But you're not that easily persuaded.
"Spill it," you argued. He sighed semi-frustratedly.
"Fine-!" He snapped, no malice behind it though, "I.. was in my human form and we fucked, ...you fucked, specifically-" He didn't dare look at you out of embarrassment.
"Awwh," You crawled toward his face and gave him a peck on the nose, "Its alright, I'd probably do that, at least your head's accurate,"
"You're horrible, seastar," he grumbled, ruffling your hair with a clawed finger, you smiled. He huffed, pushing you back into his chubby tail, you groaned quietly as you relaxed again. He slowly started to doze off again, you just hoped he'd be vocal about his dream again.
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Hope this was a good one!!! I'll come out with more Mylo hopefully, been in a bit of writer's block so whoopsies
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isopodstypewriter · 6 months ago
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can we get a bio on Atticus??? Love him!
yes ofc ! sorry for the late response I've been busy w school
Atticus Patterson is in his late 30s , he is around 6'8, genderqueer and bisexual with he/it/they and xe/xer pronouns, their love interest is Benji
something I wrote a little while back:
"Atticus has curly hair. Messy , orange , curly hair. a crooked nose , and scaring all over. he's a mess. sharp teeth line his mouth and he's lost. ears pinned back and tail thrashing back a forth. A once aggressive motion turned calming."
that's about all i have right now , but once i finish his and Benjis ending I'll post a better look at him !!
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isopodstypewriter · 6 months ago
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"At least dogs know how to fear their owners"
HIHI !! Tis I, Pluto here with a trauma story :3
This is kind of using my own experiences but mainly not because of the setting and how it plays out
For some context: this takes in a lab where Julia has been taken for experiments and for William/Dr.Imu to turn her into a "god" for his own personally gain. Julia is around 10-14 and William/Dr.Imu is in his late 20s-early 30's
WARNINGS !! grooming, sexual assault, creepy behavior.
Word count: 881 (short story)
Julia sat on the blanket that was laid out on the floor for her, stay stay stay stay she repeated in her head. Julia was going to listen to Dr.Imu so she could get her rewards. She was staring at the ground so as to not hurt her eyes with the white lights and the white walls of her room. 
“Miss Starr,” a deep voice called for Julia’s attention as they walked in the room. It was Dr. Imu, her creator, the reason she was going to be a god, and her owner. “You’ve waited like such a good girl for me.” He reached the younger girl who was sitting on the floor, shins and knees touching the blanket as she pushed herself up. 
“Yes sir ! I did !” Julia looked up at the man who she herself considered god, the man who she thought was going to make her better. The older man held her by the chin as he looked at her, before reaching around to the back of her head as he pressed her face to his thigh. Julia’s nose pressed against his thigh as she took in his smell, it was strong, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it. She turned her face to keep it from hurting, but as she turned her head Dr. Imu clutched her hair as he pulled her head back. “Why are you refusing to do what I want you to do? You’re a good girl, right miss Starr ?” 
  “I am, I swear I am, I was just hurting and-” Julia’s pleas were cut off by Dr. Imu as he grabbed one of her horns and pushed her head back to look at him. 
“I. Don’t. Care. What you felt like. I am in charge and you will do what I want you to. I am the one turning you into a god and I have every right to tell you what to do. You. Are. My. Dog. .. Do you understand me, Julia?” William was staring down at Julia, he knew he was in control as he could feel the smaller girl tremble under his touch. She nodded slowly as tears began welling in her eyes, the sight of the much larger man standing above her was enough to send a shiver down her spine, but to have him yell and scream at her while physically restraining her put her on an edge she would stay on for days. “Words, miss Starr.”
Through her tears Julia spat out, “Yes sir. I understand,” which was enough of a confirmation for the old man to release her and sit on the bed in the room. The bed Julia wasn’t allowed to be near unless her owner was there with her. Dr. Imu stared at Julia as he waited to see how she would react, Julia - who was aware of the consequences if she moved without permission - sat still , the same position her precious master had left her in , only moving her head to look at him. 
“Miss Starr, care to join me?” He sounded sinister, his eyes hardened as he continued to look her up and down. Frail and weak. Just how he liked her, easy to control and man handle. “I promise it's safe to come over here,” he didn’t sound safe, but ignoring that Julia slowly made her way over to the much bigger man, she sat on the edge of the bed next to Dr. Imu. He rested his hand on her thigh, his larger hands compared to her malnourished body made him seem larger than life, and this made Julia uneasy. She would never get used to abuse he put her through but she would always think this was the right thing to do, sometimes you’re put in uncomfortable situations, you have to push through them, her moms words echoed through her head. This was just a situation where she needed to push through so she could get what her master promised. This was supposed to happen. 
Julia was pulled out of her trance as Dr.Imu started talking again, “You’ve been resisting recently, you know how I feel about that. You're my dog, you do as told.” He squeezed her thigh as his other hand reached under her loose shirt, running his knuckles over her ribs, hitting each one on his way down. “I know you know this but I need you to understand this. Okay, darling ?” His knuckles stopped at her last rib and he pushed in. Julia yelped in pain but nodded her head to signify her agreeing with Dr. Imu. “Words. Use your words Julia.”
She hesitated before answering, “Yes sir -.. I understand - I'm your dog.” He dug his knuckle deeper into her as he went back over her ribs. Pain ringing out in her body for every rib he hit. She was confused as to why he want doing this to her, she had said what he wanted her to say, “I- I’m your dog, I am, I swear I am.-” He paused what he was doing to look the young girl in her eyes, “You act like a dog and I will treat you like a dog. But you’re not a dog, because at least dogs know how to fear their owners.”
AN: tips are always appreciated, and thank you for reading !
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isopodstypewriter · 7 months ago
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Less Than Ideal Reunion
wc: 1.9k+ an: hallo! Another Mylo post!! He's my favorite can you tell; this is normal mylo!! Not the silly giant au sadly, though if asked for i will make more content for that as well!!
cw/tw: crime mentions, respawning reader, death mentions, aggression, expendable user, neutral reader, back sex, lubrication, monsterfucker/ing, just general horniness tldr: you refound your old boyfriend, too bad you're both in hell.
Door after door after door you made your way through the 'Hadal Blacksite'. You were sent here for your crime[s], which were apparently irrelevant anymore. You were supposed to collect data that was scattered everywhere and retrieve 'The Crystal', but you managed to keep dying to the various monsters down there before being able to reach it.
This run, you'd made it as far as door 58, a room which felt more like a big break room [you could surely use a break], a few vending machines stuffed into the far corner. When you looked over, you saw a humanoid creature trying to obtain the snack in the machine, mainly by shaking it and bashing into it with their side.
You could only see behind it; Its skin was blue, a long purple-gradient seasnake tail with white fins along it, a messy mop of magenta hair with pink highlights on its head, familiar somehow. It was rather chubby, which you found hard to believe, surely whatever food down here isn't that fattening? It didn't have any clothes, but how could you when you look like that, they don't exactly make shirts for seasnakes, let alone one legged-pants. There was something about this one that seemed oddly familiar, strangely enough.
It finally succeeded in getting its snacks, a few falling down and it immediately went and grabbed them. Such an innocent act. Due to the other monsters you've encountered, you were hesitant on approaching. Too bad it decided for you.
The creature noticed you, quickly looking down and seeing the Urbanshade logo on your clothing, dropping its newly claimed snacks on the floor and instead going into a defensive crawling position, crawling slowly towards you whilst growling.
"Expendable..." his voice was almost a huff, surely holding some sort of grudge behind it. You were now able to see his face, seeing his piercing yellow eyes with their thin pupils, his sharp teeth baring as he growled at you.
But, seemingly randomly, his gaze softened as he studied your face as he crawled closer, now straightening up slightly, still in that defensive pose. He kept staring at your face, as if he saw a crumb or something you hadn't seen. He said your name, like a question. "Is..is it...you..? Is it you-?" You hadn't expected the creature to know your name, but upon further inspection, you had a realization.
Mylo, your teasingly sweet boyfriend of which you had before he got falsely imprisoned and sent away to Urbanshade. It's been a few years since then, but he still remembered your face. You found yourself letting out a gasp upon your realization, another one as he nearly crushed you as he slithered over quickly and pulled you into a tight hug, burying his face in the crook of your neck in the process, "Oh God sweetie, I never thought I'd see your beautiful face again.."
You struggled to break free of the hug, but once you did you held his face in your hands, "God.. What did they do to you..?" He had a self-disappointed expression, "I'm a monster, aren't I," he lightly chuckled, tilted his head into your hands.
"Oh- no, nono, no, that's not what I meant at all-," you stuttered, you gently glided a hand over his surgical scars that went down the middle of his chest, "Just look at this.. They did so many bad things to you... I can't even begin to imagine how bad it hurts.. "
"It's not horrible," he shrugged it off. You couldn't help but stare into his eyes, one of your hands moving to run soothingly through his hair. He'd straightened his posture a bit, then suddenly scooped you up in his arms.
"Ah-! Mylo-!" You squirmed, it's been a long time since he's done this, and his arms have gotten stronger it seems. He just grinned and started slithering.
"I have a room, yknow," he sounded matter-of-fact, "I'm sure you'd wanna see it, hm?" He still didn't seem to have any issue holding you in his arms, as if you weighed nearly nothing. After a few doors came a room with a side room, which he slithered into.
The little room was messy; a bunch of drawers, a few of which were knocked over, a small couch which you remembered from one of the rooms with the big windows, and a large makeshift bed from different fabrics and clothing from around the Blacksite. You could see a lot of snack bags nearby the bed, and..the faint smell of blood.
He slithered over and plopped you down on the 'bed'. "Soo? How you like it?" He was smiling, something that just made you start to fall in love all over again.I
"It's... great- uh..what's with the bloody smells-?" You were kinda nervous about it, it didn't stink that bad but the thought of why it was there made your skin crawl.
He shrugged, "Man's gotta eat, sweetie," your heart sank. You felt a sudden surge of fear, what if he did that to you? No, he'd never kill you, a good boyfriend doesn't kill his partner. But he's still been made a new creature, who I owe what killer instincts are like? Those sharp teeth of his could surely rip you up in an instant. He seemed to notice your panic, though you were just sitting still.
"Hey, hey hey," he slithered over and hugged you, gentler than the first time, "It's nothing, sweetie... It's just, well, snacks aren't gonna fill me up right? I'd never lay a finger on you, I swear," his words were somewhat calming, and you've always trusted him, so why stop now?
He suddenly broke off the hug and booked your nose with a clawed finger, "Boop! Except there, I'll put a finger there." The simple action made you laugh, nice to see he hasn't really changed.
You gently grabbed the hand and looked at it, observing all of its little details. Both of his arms had a kind of dark purple gradient, the darkest being the tips of his fingers. His claws weren't that sharp, but they were far from dull either.
While you were looking down and distracted, he took the opportunity to kiss your forehead, the feeling making you look up at him, to see him wearing that shit-eating grin he liked to wear. Seeing it made your face flush a little.
"Good to see you're still a cutie, sweetie," his hand you were holding lightly clenched around yours, he put his other hand on your cheek and gently rubbed it with his thumb, you leaned into his touch, it was so nice to be felt like this by him again.
He held your hands and put them on his cheeks, the action making you flush more. He then put his hands gently on your cheeks, quietly staring into your eyes. You both stared at each other for a while, before he slowly pulled you into a kiss, you both shutting your eyes into it. His lips were so tender and soft, just like you always remembered them being. He hummed quietly into the kiss, you could hear his tail lightly brush the fabrics of the makeshift bed.
He looked at your back to see your PDG, carefully unclipping it from your uniform and setting it aside. He could help but kiss you again, lightly moaning, his tail brushing the bed again.
He reluctantly broke it off, lightly pushing you down into the bed and crawling on top of you, pinning you under his chubby form, "I missed you.." But before you could reply the same he kissed you again, his thick forked tongue shooting into your mouth in the new kiss, you slightly gagged at the feeling of it but quickly loved the feeling. You let out a low groan as you kissed back, he growled with a possessive tone at the sound.
He moved to break it off, leaving you a flustered, panting mess. He bit into your neck, shooting a mix of pain and pleasure down your spine due to his sharper teeth.
"Mylo," you blubbered, the sensation making hard not to stutter. He moved a hand over your mouth.
"Shh, sweetie," he hushed you, now of all times. He growled as he bit into a new spot, making you yelp slightly. You saw his tail sway behind him during all this. His hands tenderly unzipped your Urbanshade uniform, teasingly slow, which left you shuddering.
"M..ylo.. I missed this.." You sighed, loving every sweet touch he gave you. He didn't reply, only giving a little teasing grin, his forked tongue 'blep'ing out of his mouth playfully.
Once it was off, he slowly moved his hand under the waistband of your underwear, then slid them down, his claws lightly scratching your skin. You were swiftly picked up by him, him then setting you down on your stomach. You heard him make a little 'mlem' noise, likely having licked something. Suddenly you felt a finger, no, two moistened fingers enter your ass, making you gasp.
"Shhh, can't have you getting hurt can we, sweetie?" His fingers slowly moved in circles, making you groan lowly as you did a weak nod. "That's it," he whispered, "Mmh, you're so tight already."
After a bit he took his fingers out, pinned you down to the bed as he lined himself up, then inching himself in carefully. Even after the prep it was clear you were going to be stretched out. You moaned longly as he finally got all the way in, the sensation so filling and pleasurable. Without warning he started grinding roughly, making you gasp out, his thrusts being so rough and hitting so deeply.
He groaned, "That's it.. Such a good little thing, sweetie.." His breath hitched as he rode your ass faster, letting out a moany sigh in the process, "Wh...Who's my sweetie?" But his movements didn't offer barely any room for reply, each one leaving you gasping and panting for more.
Feeling him like this just reminded you of when he was a human, using his normal human dick to ride and suck and fuck. He was always so sweet to you, and clearly things haven't changed. Well, except maybe girth.
He continued to pound into you, groaning in the process. You could feel him getting close as your walls kept clenching around him, but you couldn't help it, it was too good.
"Sweetie," he moaned out, "Yeah.. so good for me.. Mmm.." It was as if he was enjoying it more than you were. After a few more thrusts, he pumped his thick cum into you. With a whimper, which wasn't something you were expecting. He pulled out of you slowly then collapsed next to you on the makeshift bed, chasing his breath.
"I...I forgot how good that feels.." He slurred, his voice drunken still with the remains of his orgasm. He rolled into his back, carefully holding your trembling, loving form and holding you against his chest gently, which you snuggled into immediately. Being in his arms was something you never would've thought possible a few hours ago. It wouldn't have even crossed your mind.
You kissed his chest and looked up at him, briefly looking behind you to see the tail thumping the ground. "You're like a dog," you smiled, to which he let out a sarcastic chuckle.
"I'm your dog, then. Happy?" Oh yes, very happy. So happy to be with him at long last.
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ajsjajsj i had a lot of fun writing this, I also might've rushed the end a bit sorry 😞 hope you enjoyed!!
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isopodstypewriter · 7 months ago
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posting some writing about my doomed gay men !! I fear that even though this is happy they do not end happy
‼️ TW / CW ‼️religious trauma , talk of religion and cults
"Atticus, You're my best friend, and I couldn't stand the thought of losing you.. But i- im in love with you!" Benji- The younger, much smaller man shouted at the bigger man who was standing in the river, soaked from head to toe where he had just fallen. Benji stood there teary eyed as he recovered from the flash of losing the only man that accepted him for him.
"Well it's a darn good thing I ain't going nowhere," Atticus turned to face the river, hiding his flushed face from the man who stood only feet from him, "and i'm glad ya could finally come to your senses and admit it to me bud, I been in love with ya for a damn long time." He chuckled to himself, not fully grasping the fear his friend held in his heart.
"Atticus do you.. Do you understand what I'm saying- do you fully grasp it, l'm in love with you. I love you how a man should love a woman but you're not a woman and I wish you were so I could fully love you how I want to, I have to love you from a distance here and it's not what I want- I don't want to be a sinner and someone who can't properly love the only person who can accept me but I do. Damnit Atticus I want you to be MY Eve, MY missing rib, i want you to be the one god made for me but-"
"But I'm a man." Atticus interrupted Benji, staring at him from afar. "'m a man and a monster and you can't seem to be able to get it through your thick skull that it doesn't have to matter that I'm a man because ya've been brainwashed in that STUPID cult. They want you to belive that ya can't be lovin freely because its "sin" but frankly that don't fucking matter." Atticus stepped towards Benji, his large frame towering over the smaller man. Atticus kneeled down to be eye level with the man he loves. "Benji it don't fucking matter that im a man. The only thing you should judge ya love by is the fact that l'm a monster. I'm the real outcast and degenerate sinner because of what I've done had to do to survive."
Benji held the sides of Atticus' face, teary eyed himself, "Atti.. you are not a monster you're beautiful. You can't help the way God made you... and- and I guess I can't help the way God made me."
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isopodstypewriter · 7 months ago
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hallo!! This is a semi-short smut of an au of one of my ocs, Mylo!! In this au he's basically a sea giant, a species i made up :3 I'll make a post about it sometime!
cw/tw: giant/tiny, giant mermaid, tiny reader, second person pov, pirate reader, kidnapping[?], willing reader, size difference, praise, degradation, transformation, highly suggestive, swearing
"Sweetie- you couldn't," he sighed, after you kept repeatedly insisting you could handle being railed by his current form, "I can take it! I can take it!" You insisted still, he pat the front of his tail where the slit was. "This thing is way too big for you, sweetie. We can always just fuck in my human form if you want it that badly," he grinned, seeing your reaction to that being you practically screaming yes.
He pat your head gently with a claw, "Such a good lil sailor," he then dived underwater, the thoughts of what he would do with you racing through your mind.
'You're such a lewd little thing,' he's told you before. Wasn't your fault, in a way it was his for being such a teasing bastard, which he knew full well. And, 'good lil sailor'? that was kind of a halfsie nickname. Half degrade/half praise, lucky for you, you loved both.
He'd taken you from your ship.. who knows how long ago. Your captain likely hadn't noticed your absence, it was a pretty large crew. But for whatever reason Mylo chose you to take interest in. You didn't question it, you just loved being in his presence. He'd come to your ship a few times, mainly to toy with the captain, but always giving you.. weirdly enough, admiring glances? There had to be at least 50 other people on the ship, who knows why he singled you out.
You'd done some reading after a few times of him visiting, realising his species 'chose' their own human to love and care for, which made you feel even more loved. You guys had sex at least 3 times a week. Well, at least you think its a week, you dont really know how much time has passed. He always pushed you to your limit, but never past. He knew you needed boundaries. Ugh, what was taking him so long?
"Hey, you nearly done-??" You called out, getting impatient of waiting for him to finish transforming. He then, finally, remerged in his human form that you loved so much. It was nice being eye level with him for once without having to be picked up. Pick on someone your own size, right?
He ended up picking you up in his arms and pinning your back against one of the cave walls, leaning close to your neck, growling quietly to himself as he bit your neck and sucked it. You gasped, while he did so you put your hands on his hips and held onto his love handles. "Learn some patience, sailor.." he growled in your ear. You knew it was going to be a long night ahead of you.
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Hope you enjoyed!! I'll definitely be posting more about Mylo in the near future!
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isopodstypewriter · 7 months ago
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