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“Do you think it’s respectful to come to the Oval Office of The United States of America and smoke foreign made cigarettes when this administration is pro-American tobacco?”

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The Art of the Contract

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Today.

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Far left lunatic "Ginzo" Ginsberg is wandering around the office in a shirt with bloody nipple stains (very disrespectful) ranting about how computers are turning him gay. Make Mental Asylums Great Again!

Lyin' Joan wants to start a production company called "Holloway-Harris" Who's Holloway? Who's Harris? She's both of them! Joan is a LIAR. Everything that comes out of her mouth is a LIE. It's MADE UP FICTION. Peggy was right to run far away!

Bob Benson, a really dumb guy, who thinks he's "hot stuff" but he's absolutely nothing, sent a food platter to Roger's mother's funeral. Actually he never met her and Roger has no idea who he even is! This guy is such a fool, he's always carrying two coffees and trying to "bump in" to Don, Ken, Pete, or anyone above him. They need to tell him, very pointedly, "Look Bob, we've got a lot of things to do, we can't be having so many pointless conversations with you." Nobody likes him, nobody respects him, and he's unattractive inside and out! He should go back to being a man-servant at Brown Brothers Harriman and take Shady Nurse Manolo and his beard Lyin' Joan with him.

SC&P have not only greatly demeaned and embarrassed Don Draper, but now they're demanding he not be anywhere near clients or drink in the office. It's not good enough that they took his job away for months, just like you take candy away from a baby, but now they have to further embarrass him by making him wait around for hours just to have a meeting to tell him to "GET LOST!" They're going to see him in Mary Wells' lap if they keep it up!

Don has my support against a total degenerate named Duck Phillips, who sold the company just to one up him. This guy had two qualities , which don't work well together. He was drunk and dumb. The problem is he couldn't hold his liquor and self destructed in front of everyone when he found out Don doesn't have a contract. Duck Phillips is a LOWLIFE DOG KILLER and a bad executive whose advice cost Sterling Cooper two airline accounts. After the American Airlines disaster he should've been told to MOVE ON! Even though we shouldn't waste our time with him, I always feel it's necessary to hit back at overrated lightweights with low IQ!

If Trump Tweeted About Mad Men

Ungrateful TRAITOR Peggy Olson, who should’ve never been hired, is calling Draper a weak writer. Terrible!

Jim Cutler & fake cancer Frank Gleason held a meeting & the projector didn’t work (a mess)- just like CGC!

Yes, Roger Sterling did a bad job and lost the Lucky Strike account…but at least he tried hard!

For the 100th time, Ken never “mocked” a stuttering client (would never do that) but simply showed him “groveling” when he totally changed a months old strategy!

The real story here is why are there so many leaks coming out of Freddie Rumsen’s office? Will he be leaking when dealing with clients etc?

Ad Age should APOLOGIZE for FAKE NEWS article on Draper. Total hit job. Subscriptions are tanking and their credibility will soon be gone!

Joan Harris, one of the most over-rated secretaries in SC&P, doesn’t know Draper but attacked him last night! She’s a Jim Cutler flunky who will lose big!

Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy the FAKE NEWS and failing Ad Age and run it correctly or let it fold with dignity!

CGC is bad but Ted Chaough is the worst of CGC. Not funny, style is terrible, always a complete loser. Really bad employee!

Thank you to Rachel Menken of @Menken for your great support and courage. People will support you even more now. Buy Menken’s.

CGC & Phillip Morris stated it’s in the final stages of making a women’s cigarette that women will buy. It won’t happen!

Don’t believe the fake news, SC&P is running VERY WELL. Lou Avery inherited a mess & is in the process of fixing it!

McCann has never tried to hire Draper. HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MCCANN- NO DEALS, NO MEETINGS, NO NOTHING!

Don has NOTHING to do with Heinz Ketchup act. except for fact that he won it with Pete C & has a big stake in it. Will devote ZERO TIME!

I’ve often said if Sally Draper were my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her!

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Kamala Harris on Israel/Palestine

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Like Raymond the Heinz Vinegar Sauces & Beans guy said: He didn't say "how did you make this happen," he said "how did YOU make THIS happen?"

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Coffee shop barista:  Good morning, sir. How are you?

David Lynch:

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I support the LS/MFT community!

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"Under Sleepy Joe's watch Beefeater Gin lowered their alcohol content from 47% to 44% and now it's all the way down to 40%. That's right, 40%, people, if you can believe it. Think of the advertising executives: they go on their three martini lunch and they can barely even get a buzz anymore. They can't work like this, they come up to me in the streets and say 'we need the buzz to function.' And now they're saying Brandon wants to ban menthols? When I was President they knew not to lower it. They don't respect us anymore."

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Lazy social media managers for beer companies should just post “Going into the weekend like...” with this image every Friday:

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I remember in the audio commentary that Matt Weiner said “You’re wife’s drunk” was the worst possible insult that you could say to another man in the ‘60s.

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You might not like it, but this is what proper policing looks like.