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Cringe WIP of Fumbledown and Bumblebee to Sorry by Alex G

I don’t really know what I wanna do with the shading since there won’t be a background but we’ll see I guess

And just to clarify he isn’t saying he also loves Bumblebee he’s saying Bumblebee doesn’t make him feel any different than normal in case you were confused at all :3

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Bumblebee trying to log everything that happens with the Terrans but they somehow get in trouble again mid-report

At this point I’m just making Bumblebee go through everything I do

Anyway today I had to spent about 7 hours on my summer PE course because I was in Chicago for three days without my Chromebook. My everything WILL hurt tomorrow I went on a 13 minute run and did two swim workouts and I think around 10 written assignments. And after that I played Decaying Winter for two hours with a really fun team but I also kind of had amnesia from being tired and hallucinated a wall as an enemy..

Oh and thank you to everyone that replied to my last post, I’m doing pretty good!! Lowkey very freeing because now I don’t have to spend my time trying to say something entertaining enough to get their attention. My best friend left my old friend group as well because they also didn’t appreciate her so now we r stuck together :P

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Bumblebee after The Breakup

It’s okay Bumblebee he doesn’t deserve u!!

He’s lowkey me right now (tags)

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Made this on my first train ride

It broke down twice from technical issues so far

That’s not what happened to Bumblebee tho I’m just on my period and I wanted him to suffer too because my tummy hurts

Jay Birbs Can Draw is a woman confirmed

Also if u couldn’t tell I can only draw a very select few characters and the Terrans are not included in that

Ooh you want to commission me and make me draw u something like this so bad oooooh

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AAAAAA I FORGOT TO SAY HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 😨😨😨

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH (and Men’s Mental Health Month)

THIS IS ME

THE DINOSAURS WITH WEAPONS HELP WITH MENTAL HEALTH 🙏

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It’s time for me to come clean and confess my love for TFA Optimus 💔

He’s just so silly guys please

I really like the different take on him since usually he’s all stoic and now he’s sassing everyone. And really well

He also feels a lot more realistic y’know what I mean. Especially with his little comments and talking to himself. “‘Maintenance Prime,’ psh, then I’ll just call him ‘Pompous Gasbait Prime.’ Yeah, that’s what I should’ve said.” To absolutely NOBODY.

I forgot was Sari looked like btw so like just ignore it 😗

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Oh yeah guys I finally did it I have commissions!!

I’m so nervous but what could go wrong haha

Not rlly expecting anything but here is my Ko-Fi if you’re interested!! More info about the drawings on the website ;3

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Surprise everybody it’s fanart of @justawannabearchaeologist’s Wheeljack in TFA fic

Lowkey I’ve been reading and rereading it for like a year but I never got around to learning how to draw Wheeljack and then was never confident enough to draw something BUT y’know when in doubt put some random words in..

ANYWAY I really do like the focus on mental and emotional stuff even though it’s based on a kids show with anime girl transformations. I know what people can do when they see a kids show with hidden depth

Stares deeply into my mutuals eyes

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Freakass baby food comas so hard his dad thinks he died

Based on @lets-try-some-writing’s The Matrix’s Guide to Choosing (and Raising) a Prime

I don’t really know what the Matrix looks like so it’s gonna be vaguely Oppy shaped

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He’s done >:3

Oh Saraas Tanager my little tragedy 💔

Agent Scoliid has been rlly going through it lately I keep projecting on him guys. Hopes and prayers

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Guess who is still stalking ur blog 😈

A more humorous concept.

Cybertronians, despite being non-organic in origin, do in fact have to shed their bulky outer armor every now and then. Old plates get brittle or otherwise damaged over time, and while rather energon consuming to regrow, sometimes it just has to happen, especially if rust or other nasty stuff has gotten into it. The missing plates regrow in relatively short order and the shedding only occurs after sufficient damage it taken or once every few vorns or so. Sometimes, the plates can even be removed by a medic with a quick visit if they are loose enough. The only problem with this? Everyone experiences something a little different.

Poor Ratchet suffers from what amounts to alien chickenpox. In order to get all his old armor off, he claws at it like there's no tomorrow. He will die before being caught trying to drag himself along the ground or rubbing himself up against various textured surfaces to get old armor off, but it has happened. It still happens when he's pretty sure he's alone. Optimus was there to watch Ratchet roll around on the Archive carpet many times.

Arcee is lucky in that all her old armor tends to drop within a few hours, but without it, she can't regulate her internal temperature very well. To compensate, she practically turns into a space heater as her systems kick into overdrive. The kids can't touch her without getting burned and the team are left yelping whenever she touches them when they aren't prepared for it.

Bulkhead is forced to endure losing his plates agonizingly slowly. He'll lose a plate, a new one will grow in. He's in a near never ending state of shedding. And so, much to Miko's horror, he'll just lose pieces sometimes. He's not all that concerned since the shedding, while continuous, is so slow. But the humans? It still startles them to hear an ominous THUNK out of nowhere and see a chunk of metal on the ground.

Ultra Magnus, much to his chagrin, turns into a beacon every time he sheds. His already vibrant colors come in even brighter as new armor grows into place. And so for a few weeks, he looks like an exotic fruit of neon blue, bright red, and blinding silver. Sunglasses are required.

Wheeljack likes to say he never sheds, but when he does, he recharges like the DEAD. Growing in new armor is very biologically taxing, and rather than suffering from other side effects, Wheeljack just takes a really long nap. He'll recharge for days at a time, getting up only to raid the fridge and then pass back out again until his armor is back where it should be. The humans have no clue he sheds armor because of this. But Bulkhead knows. He's been the one paying for Wheeljack's shed time groceries since before the war.

Smokescreen has only shed a handful of times, and all those times he was usually instructed to keep out of the way since he was in danger of being skewered without his armor. So now, whenever he sheds, despite experiencing no negative side effects, he instinctually goes to hide somewhere dark and safe until his armor grows back in. This has led to several incidents of someone screaming like a little girl as a spindly Smokescreen capitalizes on his status to scare people whenever they turn on the lights.

Bumblebee doesn't necessarily suffer whenever he sheds old armor, but he's just uncomfortable to look at. The scout tends to look like a plucked chicken whenever he loses his armor, and due to the weight shift when he losses so much mass, he hunches over oddly. In total, he looks a bit ghoulish and it actually hurts the team to witness, so usually he's given a few days off to get himself in order.

Optimus is in a similar boat to Ultra Magnus and Bumblebee on the rare occasion he sheds old armor. He always gives Ratchet a scare by going entirely grey about a week before the shed actually begins. He loses any and all color in affected areas and then proceeds to lose exactly all his armor within a few hours. Then he's left looking like a gangly half grown youngling due to the length of his arms and legs compared to the rest of his body. Megatron never ceases to mock him whenever it happens, but when Optimus's armor comes back in, his shoulders always come in bigger and sharper than before, a fact Megatron despises.

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How I look after scrapping another Transformers drawing for an OC one because I messed up the pose and I’m having fun torturing Agent Scoliid

Anyway here is the WIP for the new drawing

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Holy heck guys there was a tornado yesterday and there was tennis ball sized hail 😱

There’s literally HOLES IN MY HOUSE

Literally me coming home

And when we were leaving school there were only THREE busses on time so there were like 300 kids all trying to fit on the sidewalk 🙏

Never in my 10 years of Midwest life vro

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Last Decaying Winter OC because my friends r handling the rest of the squad

His name means protector get it because shield.. yeah

Why is he Scoliid’s opp u ask it’s because Igor willingly gave up his eyes for optical implants and keeps pushing Scoliid to get them too now that he’s been blinded. Y’know. For the team!!

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How I feel trying to flesh out my two new OCs lore and finalizing their designs in time for Art Fight

Lord have mercy there’s only so much vague symbolism I can stuff into one little guy. I already made Agent Scoliid’s real name Saraas Tanager because Saraas means swan and swans can get self destructive when they grieve and Tanager is a family of birds that are notorious for eating wasps and Scoliid is a shortened form of Scoliidae which is a family of wasps which includes the blue winged wasp because he wears blue and GUH ITS TOO MUCH. It’s supposed to mean his dreams were never meant to last because it’s just destiny I guess

And then there’s Agent Igor. I guess. WAIT I HAVENT EVEN POSTED HIM 😨

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That jazzprowl(??) post you made had me wheezing

Prowl would definitely be the first one to fall down. Jazz is just falling with him so Prowl will feel less embarrassed about it

Prowl watch out ur fat aft is breaking the ground..!!

Jazz just wants that aft 💔He’ll follow it anywhere

(I say only knowing about them from Keferon’s posts)

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Actually maybe it’s time to start expanding my horizons and shipping these two losers

I hope they fall down that hill