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“I’m not trying to force my religion onto you, I just want you to make it into heaven”

Bitch even I don’t want to see myself in heaven. Not because I’m a particularly bad person but because the idea of an eternal paradise where everyone sings kumbaya does not in anyway sound appealing to me.

Like good thing I’m buddhist because I’d rather be tortured for a few hundred years and then going to christan heaven.

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fnaf in a nutshell is just:

Henry - “Will, your obsession with child murder is putting me off. I think we should divorce.”

William - “FINE, I’LL MAKE MY OWN ANIMATRONIC COMPANY WITH BLACK JACK, HOOKERS, AND DEAD CHILDREN”

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“Oh your oc lore can’t be that weird”

JIMMY AKA MR BEAST IS THE HARBINGER OF THE GOD OF TRICKERY AND GREED

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spent an ungodly amount of time on this monstrosity

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Saw this one edit on the good ol chinese social media site that’s definitely snatching up my personal info™ about Randy and Benson.

But a specific line in the vid stuck out to me.

the line in question: “You’re a killer, and I’m your best friend.”

And when I sent that edit over to sista (my friend) I commented this:

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Meanwhile in an alternate universe where the passenger was poorly written:

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“Synth, you’re obviously mentally ill.”

Oh really? Can a mentally ill person do this?

(I might be a little mentally ill yall… 😔)

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Gay lil Ranson doodle

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“B-b-but they’re straight!” The “straight” in question:

Side note:

Benson: “I’m doing this for your own good.”

Me watching this scene:

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Love being autistic because, what do you mean when I see these two being together/touching makes me start tweaking like a motherfucker????

I love toxic yoai ^_^

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wouldn't want baby to get lost in the parking lot after all 🥺🥰

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Terribly explaining my favorite movies because I can:

I Saw The Tv Glow: Two trans kids learning the art of setting shit on fire and losing their minds.

The Passenger: Blonde twink gets a job offer, dead coworkers, more trauma, and a over protective boyfriend within the span of five minutes.

The Substance: Don’t do drugs kids!

Skinamarink: No little Timmy, I don’t think you should try to talk to the demonic entity that’s got you trapped here

As Above So Below: “I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN?!”

Spirited Away: Mukbang gone horribly wrong

Maquia: Ever wanna cry in a field of dandelions because you lost your son?

Madoka Magica: Rebellion: Black haired lesbian snatches her literal god girlfriend out of texture heaven.

The Wild Robot: “Untrue, I’m a mother now. It’s really changed my prospective.”

The End of Evangelion: Maybe we shouldn’t fuck with the things that can turn us into orange juice.

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Dumb ass comic I made

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I’ve returned.