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all medical debt should be forgiven but also it just should not exist in the first place and it’s crazy to have so many people smugly fold their arms and say “actions have consequences, that’s life” like.. you mean someone’s health? that they can’t control and everyone should have a right to care for and seek out help for? that’s not frivolous. it’s not a fucking moral failing to get sick or have issues.. that’s literally out of everyone’s power. it shouldn’t permanently ruin someone’s life to have a medical emergency or just.. exist.

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“we need to stop treating kids as if they’re not real humans” and “we need to stop treating disabled people like children” are two ideas that are both true and can coexist

even if we started to treat kids with more respect and dignity… disabled people are not children. it is still bad to treat us as if we are kids, regardless of how well you treat a child

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parents: if we take you drinking do you promise not to talk about anime science for one fucking night?

me: yeah ofc

me three strawberry daiquiris in: but it’s actually NOT impossible for shouto todoroki’s father to have O type blood while his father has AB as he’s a natural occurring chimera. there is one very famous case of a living chimera human with 61% type O blood and 39% type A blood. this is because chimeras can break genetic inheritance rules resulting in impossible heritable traits- which is probably why Shouto is perfectly split down the middle in regards to his generics in both quirk, hair, and possible other features unseen in the manga or anime like melanin production. it’s not unres-

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I'm telling you you guys have to stop buying into the propaganda about disability fakers. EVEN if fakers exist to the extent that it is a massive problem, disabled people still should be given proper support. If governments and other organizations fail to deliver that it does not matter what their excuse is; they have still failed disabled people and that is unacceptable. If their solution to so-called fakers is one that harms disabled people then they have not actually solved anything, but it sure as hell is a convenient scapegoat.

It also CANNOT be overstated that many people with legitimate needs are and will continue to be labeled as fakers, a sentence which is hurtful at best and deadly at worst.

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Guys! I cracked the code! I wish I had any followers to share this magic revelation I had!

In D&D I love being a DM. I really do. With one exception.

Money.

Knowing how much a character should buy or sell something for is just way out of my grasp. For a rare item the price can be anywhere between five hundred and five THOUSAND. That’s a big difference! How am I supposed to know in between those two numbers what it should be?

I googled. And googled. And googled. Thinking *there must be a better way* and couldn’t find a single thing that made sense. Well me and two other DM friends got together and we figured it out. The magic system of pricing.

So first you take the pricing by magic item rarity in the DMG

Then you go to Xanathars and look at the Magic Item Tables to determine if the item is major or minor

Divide the prices in the rarity into major and minor. Major the higher half and minor the lower.

So that makes

Rare Minor - 500 - 2,500

Rare Major - 2,501 - 5,000

Very Rare Minor - 5,001 - 30,000

Very Rare Major - 30,001 - 50,000

Legendary Minor - 50,000 - 300,000

Legendary Major - 300,000 - 500,000

Then

THEN

It’s all up to a persuasion roll. Because let’s face it, what’s a fantasy shopping adventure of magic items without bartering and haggling?

So you divide the amounts into roll milestones. So a persuasion roll of 0-10 you pay the highest and 20+ you pay the lowest.

Like so:

Common Items: 1d6 x 10

Uncommon Items 1d6 x 100

Rare Minor:

0-9: 2,500

10-11: 2,100

12-14: 1,700

15-17: 1,300

18-19: 900

20+ : 500

Rare Major

0-9: 5,000

10-11: 4,600

12-14: 4,200

15-17: 3,800

18-19: 3,200

20+: 2,500

Very Rare Minor

0-9: 30,000

10-11: 25,000

12-14: 20,000

15-17: 15,000

18-19: 10,000

20+ : 5,000

Very Rare Major

0-9: 50,000

10-11: 45,000

12-14: 40,000

15-17: 35,000

18-19: 30,000

20+ : 25,000

Legendary

0-9: 250,000

10-11: 200,000

12-14: 150,000

15-17: 100,000

18+ : 50,000

Legendary Major

0-9: 500,000

10-11: 450,000

12-14: 400,000

15-17: 350,000

18-19: 300,000

20+ : 250,000

Seriously someone who is followed by a lot of D&D people find this shit and spread it! It’s so much easier and makes a million times more sense then anything I ever heard of before and i wish someone else would have thought of it sooner (or if someone else did that I had found it sooner)

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general relativity for babies

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I have been searching everywhere for days and can’t find a non-rp discord server for My Hero Academia that is actually active. The two I joined didn’t have a single message for months. Anyone know of any?

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i had the earth-shattering (for me) realization the other day that if padme had agreed to go Fuck It, We're Evil Now when anakin offered the galaxy on mustafar, and they fucked off to kill palpatine, there's no way anakin would've retained the name "darth vader." you'd have a seven foot tall mean little salt and pepper shaker in his shambling iron armor and you'd have to call him lord amidala. lord fucking amidala. i know this is true, i am 100% positive i have correctly interpreted these characters in saying that this would happen, but could you fucking imagine calling darth vader "lord amidala"? christ. that's insanity

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Bakugou is a big bully to his s/o you cannot tell me otherwise.

LIKE. HE IS SOOO ANNOYING ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

FOR EXAMPLE.

* you two are about to kiss*

*you lean in*

*bakugou burps instead and then leaves you while laughing his ass off*

ITS INFURIATING BECAUSE I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE HIM DOING WHAT MY FRIENDS USUALLY DO.

you: *playing games*

bakugou at the kitchen: hey come here.. where's the salt?

*still playing*

bakugou:HEY

bakugou: WHERE'S THE SALT? COME HERE

*you come over*

"what is i— YOU HAVE THE SALT IN YOUR HAND"

"i didnt call you why the hell are you screaming at my face"

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Something to ponder

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Dabi *on the phone with Hawks*: turn around.

Dabi: no, the other way.

Dabi: God dammit birdy, the other way.

Dabi: turn around again.

Hawks: Dabi where the fuck are you!?

Dabi: oh, I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.

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First year Katsuki was just so completely frustrated.

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Another day of successfully making stranger cries on the internet

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Dont listen to Iida he has a concussion