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Los nahuales cocinando el desayuno

el colectivo de arte para el que hice esta ilustración ya no existen pero igual me gusta

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done and done, hope those AI loosers like to train their language models on porn boots and phishing scams, cuz that's all that they're getting from this site

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somebody stop that goblin! he's taking the chickens!

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People love to hire orcs as security guards and bodyguards because they're loyal, stubborn and, generally, glad to be able to cause trouble.

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Los orcos son cotizados como guardias de seguridad y guardaespaldas pues son fieles, tercos, y en general, encantados de poder hacerla de pedo.

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There are means for putting an un-dead down in such a way that it does not get back up.

This young industrious artificer is partial to the bottle of gasoline and the flare gun.

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> A cotton candy witch wants to give you caries!

> "You have such a sweet face!"

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> ¡Una bruja de algodón de azúcar quiere compartirte un carie!

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Some of the girls at school were having problemas with an ogre that followed them home after class saying the most horrible things.

The teachers weren't doing anything about it so a couple girls took the matter into their own hands.

Algunas de la chicas de la escuela habían estado teniendo problemas con un ogro que las seguía a casa después de clases diciéndoles cosas horribles.

Los maestros no hacían nada para ayudar, entonces un par de ellas tomaron el asunto en sus propias manos.

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> A fish farmer mage wants to have a magic duel!

> "Get on it boy!, It's dinner time!"

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> An enchanted broom is gonna sweep over your feet!

> If it does that you'll never get married!

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> A renascence cat wants to claim the price on your head!

> "My name is Vincenzo Salvatore Carmelo Francesco Bernini. Prepare to fight!"

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> That Kuo-toa sells tacos de canasta!

> "For... four for twenty..."

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> A phantom skater shares his water with you!

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> A pile of vermin tries to rob you!

> [Recording] "Give your money to the rat and everything shall be alright!"

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>Among the belongings of the troll you find a magic potion...

>Some of it's ingredients appear to be:

Spider legs, soil from a graveyard, hair from a rat, a twig from a tree where a murderer was hung, a satanic charal...

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> A blue witch wants to have a magic duel!

> "Magic is one half practice and one half having a positive attitude!"

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>That little girl's diary is protected by a small dragon!

>"Get back scoundrel!, Just who are thou...?"

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>That kid is really a bunch of snakes in a convincing disguise!

>"Do you have games on you phone?"