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A Guide to the Care and Keeping of Radio Demons (26970 words) by AlligatorEyes Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Soft Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Domestic Fluff, Cooking, Tea, Caretaking, Alastor Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer is Going to Hug Him, Touch-Starved Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Touch-Starved Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, The Hotel is Sentient, And it ships them, Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor is terrible at self-care, Magical Realism, Post-Season/Series 01, Lucifer's not so secret plot to look after Alastor, Alastor Has a Praise Kink (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor has a being cared about kink, Lucifer is getting back into the habit of caring about things, idiots to lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Lucifer has a fun new obsession, And it's being sweet to Alastor, Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Demiromantic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Falls First, Alastor doesn't so much fall as he saunters vaguey downward and lands somewhere adjacent to love Series: Part 1 of The Care and Keeping of Radio Demons Summary: Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together. 1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine. 2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary. Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.

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A Guide to the Care and Keeping of Radio Demons (20337 words) by AlligatorEyes Chapters: 3/4 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Soft Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Domestic Fluff, Cooking, Tea, Caretaking, Alastor Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer is Going to Hug Him, Touch-Starved Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Touch-Starved Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, The Hotel is Sentient, And it ships them, Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor is terrible at self-care, Magical Realism, Post-Season/Series 01, Lucifer's not so secret plot to look after Alastor, Alastor Has a Praise Kink (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor has a being cared about kink, Lucifer is getting back into the habit of caring about things, idiots to lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Lucifer has a fun new obsession, And it's being sweet to Alastor, Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Demiromantic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Falls First, Alastor doesn't so much fall as he saunters vaguey downward and lands somewhere adjacent to love Summary: Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together. 1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine. 2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary. Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.

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A Guide to the Care and Keeping of Radio Demons (14739 words) by AlligatorEyes Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Soft Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Domestic Fluff, Cooking, Tea, Caretaking, Alastor Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer is Going to Hug Him, Touch-Starved Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Touch-Starved Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, The Hotel is Sentient, And it ships them, Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor is terrible at self-care, Magical Realism, Post-Season/Series 01, Lucifer's not so secret plot to look after Alastor, Alastor Has a Praise Kink (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor has a being cared about kink, Lucifer is getting back into the habit of caring about things, idiots to lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Lucifer has a fun new obsession, And it's being sweet to Alastor, Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Demiromantic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) Summary: Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together. 1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine. 2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary. Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.

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A Guide to the Care and Keeping of Radio Demons (5930 words) by AlligatorEyes Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Soft Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Domestic Fluff, Cooking, Tea, Caretaking, Alastor Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer is Going to Hug Him, Touch-Starved Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Touch-Starved Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, The Hotel is Sentient, And it ships them, Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor is terrible at self-care, Magical Realism, Post-Season/Series 01, Lucifer's not so secret plot to look after Alastor, Alastor Has a Praise Kink (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor has a being cared about kink, Lucifer is getting back into the habit of caring about things, idiots to lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Lucifer has a fun new obsession, And it's being sweet to Alastor, Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Demiromantic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) Summary: Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together. 1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine. 2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary. Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.

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She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what regret is - and love.

THE LAST UNICORN 1982, dir. Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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New Instalment of Holy Suffering (and also a new sub-series He’s No Saint)

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In which Alastor attempts to brute force his way through his reinvigorated tough aversion in the aftermath of his experience at V-Tower and Vox’s violation of his person. It goes about as well as one might expect. Thankfully, Lucifer is there to gentle the inevitable collapse and provide the counterweight needed to steady himself within this new paradigm he has found himself in. And in a audacious attempt to get himself back to his old self he decides that a tea party with his dandy little Niffty is the best way to begin – and true to form things go awry and chaos abounds and Husk and Angel Dust get pulled into the pandemonium.

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Poor Grandma

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In which something goes wrong with the transmigration process and instead of swapping places Cale and Kim Rok Soo end up becoming voices in the mind of eleven year old Cale Henituse — who suddenly remembers entirely too much death and apocalyptic nightmares to come away unscathed.

“Out of curiosity is everyone I know secretly a trained killer?” Cale asks. ‘Of course not!’ Cale, apparently from the future, snaps back. ‘Maybe?’ the man named Kim Rok Soo hedges. “Huh.” Cale pauses to consider two sets of similar, yet diametrically opposed memories of his life. “And there’s going to be a war?” ‘I don’t remember being this dense as a child,’ Cale, the jerk, snarks. ‘Yes, war, the White Star, potentially the end of the world, other terrible shit. So wake up and do something about it!’ ‘He’s seven,’ Kim Rok Soo say disapprovingly. ‘This really isn’t something you should be putting on his shoulders.’ “I’m eleven,” Cale corrects for what feels like the hundredth time. He doesn’t know why the ghosts who have taken up residence in his head keep insisting he’s seven. He isn’t that small.

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I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

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Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered -- Chapter 8

In which Lucifer tries to figure out what's happening with Alastor, goes through at least seven separate emotional upheavals and makes a plan.

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Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered - Chapter 7

In which Lucifer gets home a little later than he intended and immediately realizes that there is something off with Alastor.

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Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered - Chapter 6

In which Alastor and Angel try to have a conversation about sex and Alastor comes to the stark realization that he knows less than he thought he did about matters of physical intimacy.

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Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered - Chapter 5

In which Lucifer is dealing with some ancient issues and realizes that he is seriously out of practice when it comes to socializing.

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The enormous ruins of Tintern Abbey in Monmouthshire in Wales (Cymru). These are the remains of various stages of construction between 1131 and 1536. It only fell into disrepair after the dissolution of the Monasteries under Henry VIII.

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Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered -- Chapter 4

In which Alastor tries to deal with the Vox shaped problem in his life and makes ten new problems for himself because penchant for self-destructive chaos wont let him leave well enough alone.

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Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered -- Chapter 3

In which Alastor is bothered by his own rusty self-assessment skills and even more aggravated by a persistent 'bug' problem.