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And the mother of the year award goes to…

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I didn’t know the lord hated me so much

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God’s favorite family 🥹

dad praying to god for help. mom still can’t find her drugs. daughter is a buddhist now. sons making out. I love this christian family 🙏

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i am going to be honest with you guys i wish caesar wasn't the only one getting stabbed to death this march

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Do I like older men or do I just want a non-toxic father figure?

Both? Both.

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TILL SWAT IS BANGING ON OUR DOOR

I NEED TO CLIMB HIM LIKE A FUCKING TREE

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You know who’s a variant of Neville Longbottom? Dave Lizewski.

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I’m afraid to eat Sourdough bread because every time I try I think of the sourdough starter. What if it can still move and rises in me and tries to take over my brain and body like the fungus from TLOU??

These are the real fears, people.

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I need them more than I need air. Give me my hot curly haired daddies.

i want two boyfriends, and i want the boyfriends to be boyfriends

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God is angry at me for opening ao3 for the 38th time today

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rewarding myself with phone time after approximately 20 minutes of work

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Notes:

This is one of those fics that grabbed my by the labia majora and forced me to write it, you know what I mean?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57770023

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Have you ever watched a new show and clocked a ship so fast that when you look up fanfiction of it ao3 doesn’t recognize it as a fandom yet? Release me from this hell.

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Rivals episode 1 is like the adult version of Sex Education and I am SAT for it

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no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

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What? My mental health? Oh yeah! It’s doing great! Why do you ask??