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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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I physically need Brody Grant to play Orpheus in Hadestown. I can’t stop thinking about it, he would sound so good!

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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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Just break my heart at 2am why don’t you

december (a mask shattered, a mask you can't bring back)

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HEY

Do YOU watch Red vs Blue? And do YOU hate the fact that RT put it behind a pay wall on YouTube and the fact that their website is shitty and full of ads?

Well have I got the solution for you

For the simple fee of FREE you can watch ALL of RvB on this little old Google Drive I made. And before you ask, no it is NOT ILLEGAL bc I made this shit way back before they took it off YouTube and I just downloaded it from there.

Anyways, enjoy the free show 💪💪and feel free to share this with whomever you please. I made this so that it would be as accessible as humanly possible

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Why is RWBY Tumblr so fucking horny?

And who tf is Bliess?

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I wish to write but I am eepy

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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

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“It’s night time and I feel terrible!”

Have you…

… eaten dinner?

… drunk water?

… taken your meds?

… brushed your teeth?

… gotten off your devices to decompress?

… gone to sleep at a sensible time?

Have I…

… done any of these things?

No, fuck off. It’s about you not me.

Take care of yourself, asshole.

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An excerpt from my Fate/Stay Night x Fire Emblem Fic:

The Ruined Future - Ylisse

(Lucina P.O.V.)

"So, what do you think our parents were like back then?"

I looked at Inigo, grateful that he had tried to lighten the mood. He, Morgan, Brady, and I are on our way back to Ylisstol, Naga's mission in mind. "Well," I reply, "Mother used to say she was a lot more cynical before she met Father. I also remember her saying that Father was more impulsive before his injury."

"Y'know," Brady added, "I heard Aunt Cordelia and Aunt Sumia both had crushes on Uncle Chrom."

Well, that's surprising. Inigo, voicing our disbelief, says, "Seriously?"

"I know, right?"

"Wow, they really just said "screw the love-triangle", huh? Or would it be a love square, because of Aunt Rob-"

At the snap of a twig, a decade's worth of experience got the four of us into fighting stances, facing the noise. A group of Risen warriors appeared from behind the trees to our right.

Inigo and I immediately get in front of Morgan and Brady, the latter two ready to support while we prepare to confront the Corpse Soldiers. Before they can reach us, however, the space above us starts to crack open. Lines of multi-color light appear amongst the treetops, like the air is being cut by a blade of rainbows. My friends and I back away from whatever this is, and I would seem that our undead foes have enough sense to follow suit. Eventually, the lines converge into the shape of a person before it shatters like a cocoon, revealing a red haired boy with a white cloak. He stays in the air for a split second before he falls to the ground with a surprised yelp.

"Ow..."

The Risen, now with a new target in mind, rushes red head while he's getting up from his prone position. Another victim to the Corpse Soldiers. Another head chopped off by an axe. Another stomach skewered by a lance. Another body riddled with arrows. Another person I couldn't save.

"NO!"

Before I can even register what I'm doing, I'm already rushing to the boy's aid. The first of the Risen brings its axe down, but the Falchion blocks the blade as I kick the undead dastard into its comrades. Some of the others try to flank the two of us, but are stopped by a wave of Elfire to our left and Inigo coming to protect our right.

"This is why Eisen makes the plans." the latter jokes while slicing off the head of a Risen.

I start to go through the motions, tearing through the servants of Grima. One of the zombies blocks my strike, and the redhead takes the opportunity to slip behind it with speed that would make a myrmidon jealous. Is he trying to flank it? Doesn’t he know that there are more behind-

“Trace. On.”

A curved white sword slices through the Risen at the waist. The two halves turn to purple mist before they can hit the ground. As the mist before me fades, I see the cloaked stranger sliping between the Corpse Soldiers, slicing them with dual blades. It’s hard to tell, but I think those blades are cutting through the Risen more easily than the average sword. An enemy axe slices him on the arm, but a blade comes out through the wound and skewers the foe who wounded him. He is a blur with his blades, cutting up his enemies as he works his way to the Risen Chief.

The Corpse Commander brings down its axe, the stranger blocking it with his swords. He kicks his undead enemy in the shin with enough force that I hear the rotten bone crack, the Risen falling (ironic, I know) to the ground from the shift in balance. The blade protruding from the redhead’s arm flies into the head of a Corpse Soldier behind him as stands over the Chief. The stranger puts his swords into a reverse grip and stabs his foe through its empty eye sockets, purple mist once again replacing the slain zombie.

The rest of the grunts were easily disposed of, especially with the strange redhead. When the last of the Risen are dealt with and Brady heals whatever wounds we may have sustained, the cloaked warrior turns to us with a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes, a smile all too common in this world.

“Uh, hi,” he says, giving an awkward wave, “I’m Shirou Emiya. It's nice to meet you.”

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How do you like a reblog?

zvtarians when Katara isn’t used as a prize for Zuko’s redemption arc and doesn’t fall to her knees and suck Zuko’s dick the second he isn’t a racist cunt toward her and instead actually loves Aang, someone who is her best friend and a fellow genocide survivor who understands her trauma and treats her with utmost respect

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Update on the Demi-Servant Idea. I probably won’t come back to this for a while, since I have a Fate/Stay Night x Fire Emblem Awakening fic that is much more thought out that I have to right. In the meantime, check out my improved list of Demi-Servants.

Saber

Name: Sofia Garcia

Spirit: El Çid

Stats: Strength (B), Endurance (B), Agility (C), Mana (C), Luck (B+)

Class Skills: Riding (A), Magic Resistance (C)

Succeed Phantasm: Strategy (A)

NP: Tizona y Colada - Blades of the as-Sayyid (A Ranked Anti-Units, Tizona inflict a fear effect on “unworthy” opponents, Colada is an unbreakable blade that increases Sofia’s luck)

Personality: Military brat, wanted to follow her father’s footsteps and join the army. Extreme nerd, really into fantasy (Lord of the Rings is her favorite).

Archer

Name: Eric Hansen

Spirit: Simo Häyhä

Stats: Strength (D), Endurance (B), Agility (B), Mana (D), Luck (B)

Class Skills: Magic Resistance (D), Independent Action (B)

Succeed Phantasm: Clairvoyance (B)

NP: the White Death - Hidden in the Snow (B-ranked Anti-Army, projects an aura of snow that makes it almost impossible to find Bernard, even as he fires from his rifle)

Personality: Orphaned at a young age, numb to the world. Softens his demeanor around his friends. Can focus on a single task for an extremely long time.

Lancer

Name: Jamal Smith

Spirit: Cadmus

Stats: Strength (B+), Endurance (B+),

Agility (C), Mana (B)

Class Skills: Magic Resistance (B)

Succeed Phantasm: Bravery (B)

NP1: Draconic Body - the Cursed Blessing (A Ranked Anti-Unite (Self), can take on a draconic form, as Cadmus did at the end of his life, granting boost to strength and endurance)

NP2: Spear of Thebes - Peircer of Scales (A+ Ranked Anti-Unit, a spear this can pierce even the toughest of defense, increased damage against dragons)

Personality: Inquisitive, loves to learn. Struggles with self-worth due to drug addiction. Determined to save his sister from anymore hardships.

Caster

Name: Keisha Smith

Spirit: Taliesin

Stats: Strength (D), Endurance (D), Agility (D), Mana (A), Luck (C)

Class Skills: Territory Creation (B),

Item Creation (C)

Succeed Phantasm: Shapeshifting (C)

NP: Bardic Awen: Songs that Move the World (A Ranked Anti-Army, Keisha can use her songs to affect the world around her, such as creating walls of earth or summoning lightning storms)

Personally: Loves music with all her heart. Had a promising future as an artist. Songs are usually about nature, another love of Keisha’s. Cares for her brother’s wellbeing.

Rider

Name: Joey Gencarelli

Spirit: Julius Caesar

Stats: Strength (C), Endurance (B+),

Agility (B+), Mana (C), Luck (B-)

Class Skills: Magic Resistance (B),

Riding (C++)

Succeed Phantasm: Imperial Privilege (A+, grants Swordsmanship, Charisma, and Arts)

NP1: Homo Pollicem: the Human Toed Horse (B Ranked Self, the polydactyl horse of Caesar ordained that its rider would rule the world, and gives a strength, agility, and endurance boost to Joey)

NP2: Crocea Mora: the Yellow Death (C+ Anti-Unit, basically a less powerful version of Saber Caeser’s Noble Phantasm)

Personality: Hates chaos and disorder. Wanted to go into politics and fix shit-show that is the American Government. Bisexual, has a crush on Elijah, but tries to hide it (he fails, everyone except Elijah knows.

Assassin

Name: Zahra Bashar

Spirit: Hassan of Shadow Peeling

Stats: Strength (D), Endurance (D), Agility (A), Mana (B), Luck (C),

Class Skills: Presence Concealment (C+)

Succeed Phantasm: Infiltration (A)

NP: Zabaniya - the Deceptive Shadow (B Ranked Anti-Unit (Self), Zahra can turn her own shadow into a perfect copy of herself, either using it as a decoy or using it for tag-team moves)

Personality: Devout Muslim, Strong moral compass, worked at a soup kitchen. Wanted to be a lawyer help stem injustice. Enjoys pranking and teasing her friends.

Berserker

Name: Gabriel Hernandez

Spirit: Galvarino

Stats: Strength (B+), Endurance (A+),

Agility (C+), Mana (D), Luck (D)

Class Skills: Madness Enhancement (B)

Succeed Phantasm: Battle Continuation (B+)

NP: Rage of Resistance - Madman’s Inspiration (B-Ranked Anti-Army (Self), Grants allies a lesser version of Battle Continuation, raised Gabriel’s own skill by one rank)

Personality: Total anarchist, the kind of person to throw a brick through a police precinct if they did some racist shit. Loves cats, really good at crocheting.

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I’m creating a fanfiction set in the Nasuverse about seven Demi-Servants trying to take down the Mage’s Association after they allow the experiments that made them Demi-Servants. I thought I’d run the character by you. They’re missing their personal skills right now, but I’ll develop them later.

Saber

Name: Sofia Garcia

Spirit: El Çid

Class Skills: Riding (A), Magic Resistance (C)

Succeed Phantasm: Strategy (A)

NP: Tizona y Colada - Blades of the as-Sayyid (A Ranked Anti-Units, a flaming demonic sword and a glowing holy sword respectively, can duel-wield if desired)

Archer

Name: Bernard Laine

Spirit: Simo H��yhä

Class Skills: Magic Resistance (D), Independent Action (B)

Succeed Phantasm: Clairvoyance (B)

NP: the White Death - Hidden in the Snow (B Ranked Anti-Army, projects an aura of snow that makes it almost impossible to find Bernard, even as he fires from his rifle)

Lancer

Name: Elijah Smith

Spirit: Cadmus

Class Skills: Magic Resistance (B)

Succeed Phantasm: Bravery (B)

NP1: Draconic Body - the Cursed Blessing (A Ranked Self, can take on a draconic form, as Cadmus did at the end of his life )

NP2: Spear of Thebes - Peircer of Scales (A+ Ranked Anti-Unit, a spear this can pierce even the toughest of defense, increased damage against dragons)

Caster

Name: Charolette Smith

Spirit: Marie Laveau

Class Skills: Territory Creation (B),

Item Creation (C+)

Succeed Phantasm: Divine Healing (C)

NP: Voodoo Queen - Priestess of the Loa (A ranked Self, by channeling the Lau through her body, Charolette can gain the power of Divine Spirits like, for example, Papa Lébat or the Grand Zombi)

Rider

Name: Joey Gencarelli

Spirit: Gaius Julius Caesar

Class Skills: Magic Resistance (B),

Riding (A)

Succeed Phantasm: Imperial Privilege (A+, grants Swordsmanship, Charisma, Arts, and Tactics)

NP1: Genitor: the Human Toed Horse (B Ranked Self, the polydactyl horse of Caesar ordained that its rider would rule the world, and gives an agility and endurance boost to Joey)

NP2: Crocea Mora: the Yellow Death (C+ Anti-Unit, basically a less powerful version of Saber Caeser’s Noble Phantasm)

Assassin

Name: Robyn Fleischer

Spirit: Judith

Class Skills: Presence Concealment (C+)

Succeed Phantasm: Espionage (B+)

NP: Holopheres - Head of the Assyrian (B Ranked Anti-Army, Robyn can produce the severed head of Holopheres to spread confusion and chaos amongst the enemies ranks)

Berserker

Name: Gabriel Hernandez

Spirit: Galvarino

Class Skills: Madness Enhancement (B)

Succeed Phantasm: Battle Continuation (B+)

NP: Rage of Resistance - Madman’s Inspiration (Grants allies a lesser version of Battle Continuation, raised Gabriel’s own skill by one rank)

Tell me what you think!