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[kardbird]

Has no one talked about Grian’s new Hermitcraft episode? Not even twenty seconds in and he mines green, yellow and red shulker boxes before saying "I was pretty busy". Like seriously, this is so cool!!! New Life Series coming soon ig

Dude. I yelled so loud.

[kardbird]

//Simple Life spoilers

Since I see no one talking about this:

BigB got 4 kills in Simple Life!!! He got 5th place!!! Ofc I’m happy for the others but like… no one got that many kill in this year’s April Fools episode and I don’t see anyone acknowledging that. And also he did better than in other seasons. That’s so cool!!! I’m really manifesting a Life Series win from my favourite cryptic guy!

(Edit: I was told one of his kills didn’t count but it’s still a great accomplishment for him)

[kardbird]

Thank you! There’s a bunch of punks and anarchist people at my school (proud to study there!)

And yes I think that’d be an expression to say you’re shocked

Hi. Here’s what written in one of the bathroom stalls of my highscool (there’s some curse words)

You have multiple "Free Palestine" written on the door. Someone wrote "Israël" so someone else wrote "oula" which is not really translatable? but that’s not positive.

Then, someone wrote "Bardella" which is the name of a extreme right politician from my country. Someone wrote "FDP" (meaning son of a bitch) and someone else wrote "gênant" (meaning cringe or embarrassing).

Then, we luckily got someone who wrote "World Peace and Love" which is something I hope we’ll achieve one day cuz let’s be real war is not cool

In my high school, you can also find "fuck the patriarchy" and "protect trans kids" written on chairs or ceilings. And I find that cool because I’m happy to say this place is somewhat of a safe place for trans kids and minorities to express themselves (there is A LOT of exception to that but you can easily find people who are not bigots and that’s awesome)

absolutely love what's going on here! punks across the world with you rn and all my hope your school can lead by example

from my partial familial exposure to the french language is oula a sort of slightly shocked exclaim, like "ey wtf"?

[kardbird]

Febuwhump Day 5 - Not Trusting Reality

It was just the fog. It was getting to him. BigB just needed a bit more sleep, that was all. It was the stress, of course it was getting a little harder to tell which shadows were real. Just adrenaline, natural paranoia, perfectly warranted. 

Nothing to worry about. 

It was just the dry air, making his skin rough like this. He was getting used to the darkness that hung over this place, that’s why it was easier to see, that was the source of this glow. The stiffness in his limbs was nothing, just exhaustion. 

Everything was fine. 

All of this was just an illusion, panicked in the dark, perfectly explainable with a bit of reason. Nothing worth thinking about for more than a second. 

BigB had plenty of experience with illusions. 

He knew how to use them to his advantage. 

He knew how unsettling false reality could be to those who couldn’t see the paint and scaffolding. He knew how to sink into those quick breaths, how to lean into that fear. He knew how to use it as a shield. 

Because he could see the paint, still half wet. 

He could see past that instinct to survive, past those quick conclusions, past that attempt to cope. To be honest, he was surprised he seemed to be the only one. But if everyone else saw bark where there was just dryness, then why would he break that illusion? 

Afterall, no one wanted to mess with the monster in the woods. 

BigB didn’t mind being that monster. 

Because he knew that he wasn’t. He knew that it wasn’t real. He knew it was just an act. 

It wasn’t his fault they got lost in such a small place. 

He should be proud of himself, this was his best trick yet. It was so good that sometimes, when he would see his reflection in the water, even he could see this glowing eye that the others spoke of. 

But of course, he knew it was just an illusion. 

BigB knew the truth. 

He had gotten so good at pretending that he could feel when someone was looking at him, he could feel those eyes like they were stabbing into him. And he didn’t even have to think about stiffening up, it happened automatically now. He was giving Ren a run for his money. 

And if he had a hard time moving under gaze, that was just the act, so believable it had been ingrained into his mind. 

It was just the ripples in the water making all those crooked shapes. 

Just a trick. 

He was in control. 

If there was one thing he could trust in this wild world, it was that, it was himself. 

Surely he was trustworthy. 

[kardbird]

Here’s an introduction post because I think it’s fun:

Hi! I’m Kardbird. I’m a minor. You can call me Kard (but not Bird) or Eddie or Alyx.

My pronouns are he/him, they/them and void/voidself

I am demi-boy or bigender I’m not sure yet. I am asexual and bellusromantic.

I am autistic so please be patient I may not always understand everything. I am also french so English isn’t my first language.

I may or may not be a therian.

I’m kind of an artist (I draw sometimes) and a cosplayer. I’m a writer who writes stories and fanfics for himself. I really like listening to music. I don’t have a favourite artist but my favourite genres are indie folk, powermetal, steampunk and music from video games and series

I’m in multiples fandoms such as MCYT (Life Series, Hermitcraft and I am still into DSMP sometimes), Undertale, TOH, Gravity Falls and FNAF.

I am always ready to meet new people and to have a conversation. I WILL NOT argue about politics and/or religion because I’m not educated enough to express myself on the subject.

DNI: hateful people, TERFS, ableist people, homophobes/transphobes, racists (I’m missing a whole bunch of mean groups but basically everyone who’s here to discriminate anyone).

[kardbird]

Hi! It’s been a long time but here’s what I recently did:

Here are life series inspired hearts (I originally did them for a cosplay)

Then you have LGBT hearts:

There’s been a little incident with the ironer but I like them. They represent the demi-aroace and the trans flags.

[kardbird]

Ah ! Un français demi-boy ! C'est trop cool ! 😯😍😁

En effet ^^

Toi/Vous (ce que tu/vous préfères) aussi j’imagine ^^

[kardbird]

Hi! So here’s my flags :

Demiboy: partially identifying as a man + another gender or not totally feeling like a man

Neptunic: the attraction to women/feminine non binary/non binary people

Demi romantic/sexual : romantic/sexual attraction after making a strong emotional bond

And I think that’s all

HELLO! I’m making a massive list of EVERY single lgbtqia+ flag (and then posting them wherever I can put them)

This is mostly to spread more YO, THERE ARE SO MANY LABELS FOR YOU GUYS WHO WANNA USE THEM, and also cause I find it fun for character creation!

If you have a Flag I can add to my list that isn’t seen much anywhere then please do either:

Reblog or send it to my inbox, with the flag, name of the sexuality, romanticality, and identity and then it’s meaning!

Microlabels are VERY MUCH ACCEPTED

what I currently have:

(I understand that I can go hunting for more but I find it nice for people to get to express themselves by showing their labels to other people)

All different kinds of the pride flags

Trans flag (will add trans masc and trans femme)

Intersex

Asexual (will grab aromantic and aro/ace)

Bisexual

Pansexual

Lesbian

AND THATS ALL I CAN ADD FROM MOBILE

But do please send in your flags for me to add! :D

(Reblogs appreciated but not forced)

[kardbird]

Hi! It’s been a long time since I posted here. I wanted to share an OC I recently made. They don’t have a name yet

Please forget my bad photography skills and the bad picture quality

[kardbird]

Hi! I’m asking for anyone in the therian community: how did you know you were therian? It’s really questioning me, without any negative intent. Also because I’m questioning myself about my identity…

If it’s private, I’m sorry forget about it, I don’t mean to intrude anyone’s life

[kardbird]

The Technoblade plushie I made for my sister

Happy birthday (I might be late idk)

o7

[kardbird]

We used to rule the tag

Posts would come when we gave the word

Now in the morning we report

Bots taking the tag we used to own

We used to pull the strings

Bots didn’t want to sell us things

Listen as the posts all said

We’re all happy no bots to be dead

One minute we owned the ground

Next the bots were all around

And I discovered when I took a look

All there was is medicine and some handbooks

So hit that report button so you can fight

Block every bot that’s in sight

Be a savior, the sword and shield

We’re gonna get back our field

For some reason I can’t explain

Once they came it wasn’t

Wasn’t a constant nag

But that was when we ruled the tag

[kardbird]

Since I am new in the fandom and I love fanfictions, I was trying to find Life Series fanfictions on AO3

The amount of smut I found… some of them not even labelled as "explicit"…

I really don’t like that genre of fanfic

Does anyone have recommendations of good Life Series fanfics with NO SEXUAL CONTENT? I couldn’t find any or only short ones (1 chapter or not updated fics)

[kardbird]

I’m asexual so ofc I support aromantic people let’s goooooo you’re valid guys !!!!

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I am Aromantic but i wanna see how ppl think we are valid

[kardbird]

I just found one of my old drawings and… the difference between before and today???

Like, I improved so much these past months

(But no i still don’t know how to draw hands)

[kardbird]

It’s- Don’t judge please. It’s beautiful. I love it, okay? I spent twenty minutes or so on this drawing and I love it so much even though it’s nothing difficult

Yes the little background you can see is an effect, my bed isn’t rainbow (sad I want a rainbow bed)

[kardbird]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.