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Eddie kaspbrak is the gayest motherfucker if I’ve ever seen one.

In the book, when pennywise is haunting him through the leper/hobo, he’s telling eddie he will give him a blowjob for change, and Eddie states he has none, to which the entity replies saying that he’ll do it for free. And Eddie is absolutely terrified. I mean if you’re a child and someone is offering to get you off, you’d be terrified, but honestly it’s just alluding to the fact he’s gay. He has internalized homophobia, and all of the characters seem to be misfits (hence the losers club obviously) in that day and age, stutter, ADHD, homosexual, among others. So it wouldn’t be too out there that he’d be gay.

Also there’s an argument where people think Eddie is happily married in the books?? Which??? Uh if you read them that is not a happy marriage. He literally married his mother because he was mommy issues. And he probably feels bad for making her worry, and he’s victim blaming himself. He’s not happy, which is why he leaves her in the beginning to go back to Derry.

And during the movie? Just look at him and Richie. Like?? Or him in general, he screams soft gay boi.

Finn Wolfhard and Jack have such an amazing relationship, and friend ship. Plus jack did post on his birthday something about feelings and not being able to act on them yada yada and wanting to talk about them wit Finn someday. Which makes sense because if you’re in such iconic movies and shows, those directors and companies aren’t going to want you to do anything to taint their “brand”.

But yeah tl;dr

Eddie kaspbrak is gay. You cannot convince me otherwise.

Also; pic of jack telling Finn happy birthday: