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Anthony Lockwood Masterlist

'Come off it Luce. You know I'd die for you'

"He is half of my soul, as the poets say"

Reader sees something on a job which got her realising life is too short

Drinks and kisses

Four times you drunkenly confessed your love to Lockwood and one time you did it sober

A Christmas Carol

It only takes three ghost (one form the past, one from the present and one from the future) and one Anthony Lockwood for you to realize that you maybe don't hate Christmas as much as you had thought

All I Want For Christmas Is You

You spend Christmas at Portland Row

You've made your bed, now lie in it

3 times you and Lockwood have to share a bed, and one time you want to share a bed.

A force more powerful than gravity

Soulmate AU, where you can feel the pain of your soulmate, and it looks like yours is a reckless idiot.

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meow thx queen

1.) if u think im pretty- artemas

2.) (you) on my arm- leith ross

3.) cloud 9- beach bunny

4.) reckless driving- lizzy mcalpine

5.) kiss her you fool- kids that fly

6.) the scientist- coldplay

npt: @konigsblog @mockerycrow @negativecharm @moongreenlight @ghouljams

6 random songs from my 'On Repeat' Playlist

1. aerials - system of a down

2. hypnosis - sleep token

3. climbing up the walls - viscera

4. the jester's dance - in flames

5. cirice - ghost

6. how i fall apart - currents

tagged by @iite-cool (well vi tagged my main but i use this blog more LMAO) // no pressure tags: @whats-belay @stargirlrchive @oddityinthesky @tomiesdiet @dmitriene <33 mwah i love u all !!!

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oh my… i have so many drafts. unfortunately biology 2 is killing me rn

Rules: in a new post, post the names of all the files in your wip folder regardless of how nondescript or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet and tell us about it!

1.) gaz & late nights

2.) almost (sweet music)- dad!simon riley

3.) better armed- anthony lockwood

4.) reckless driving- anthony lockwood

npt: @mockerycrow @moongreenlight @ghouljams @negativecharm

WIP Game

Well thanks for the tag @syoddeye 🖤

Rules: in a new post, post the names of all the files in your wip folder regardless of how nondescript or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet and tell us about it!

I don’t have a lot at the moment for fics WIPs as energy has been low recently but here is the current list

Price - whiskey and cigars

Silent Hill / TF141 cross over

Code Name: Harpy

No pressure tags: @brewed-pangolin @groguspicklejar @eilidh-eternal and anyone else that fancies a go!

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Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

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he looks german in the worst way possible. iykyk

Barry Sloane as Eddie Wells in Passenger (2024)

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😻Gaz😻

agreed.. speaking of. gaz posts on the way tmrw.

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Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

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Hi🥰 can you write a fic where Simon dies from a sun tan. He didn’t mean to get one but on the mission the sun was very hot and it gave him a sun tan and he died. Not a Simon x reader but a Simon and the task 141

No.

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I thought ghost was bigger than soap is soap really bigger?

I always thought so. like i truly think johnny is a bigger gym rat than simon. like he’s the one with specific meal planning and protein tracking and has a designated calendar for his workouts while simons more…

food. simon is always characterized as a bullet collar worker, a tradesmen kind of strong. like he eats. LIKE EATS. double portions, snacking.. might be because of stress or he’s just always hungry.

i don’t see simon as the type to regularly go to the gym but i see him as the guy who does chores around base, stocking this, moving that, and it takes more than just muscle mass, he just needs mass period.

johnnys vain, he works out for looks. and also because he’s shorter than simon that it makes him look small, but he really isn’t. simons taller, has more fat, and so his gear in return is also huge on him.

that’s just my headcanon tho, idk what the canon is, i’m just a girl 😛

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Hey sorry if this is a weird ask but do you think Simon has a big upper body(big waist too) and like really skinny legs?

LOL compared to the other asks i was getting, this is a solid headcanon. nothing weird /srs.

i don’t think he has a big anything tbh. like muscle wise, he’s not bulky or big, he’s just strong. like hes an above average military guy when it comes to muscle mass and fat ratio.

who’s BIG AS FUCK however, is soap. he’s more muscle than fat. his biggest muscle? his brain

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delicious

to celebrate cancer free, how about a picnic with simon? but he’s letting his paranoia get to him and you have to comfort him that the man feeding the ducks aren’t spying on them and simply…living?

Katz my baby 💕 giving me all the good ideas🎀

AFAB Reader💕🩰

It's impossible not to laugh at Simon as he lugs the overfilled picnic basket across the park, his hulking form and grumpy demenour so at odds with you and your floral sundress, the pink gingham picnic blanket you carry.

The park bustles pleasantly with those stepping out to celebrate the first real days of the English summertime; groups of mothers with their children and couples with the same idea as you, bottles of fizz poured into paper cups and packs of buscuits shared between them. You manage to find a spot with sunlight dappled perfectly by the leaves of an old oak, setting down your picnic blanket, followed by Simon setting down the wicker basket you'd insisted on bringing despite the inconvenience of it. You're perfectly content as you lay in your little quiet place, listening absently to birdsong and laughter, breathing in the fresh air, cut grass and daisies wafting up and making you sigh with bliss.

Unlike you, Simon doesn't have the capability to relax. He doesn't have an off switch. He's very much aware of the lows to which men like him will stoop - seen them firsthand with his family. It's impossible to shake that residual stress, that fear of being out in the open, (relatively) unarmed, with the person he loves more than life itself. "You're all," You snap Simon from his reverie as you attempt to mimic his edginess, bunching your shoulders to your ears and straightening your spine. "Sorry." He mutters apologetically, perpetually worried about runing your sunny days with the inevitable dark cloud that is his paranioa. "Don't apologise." You hum, shifting so your knees press into the blanketed ground, hands coming around his shoulders, ear resting against the centre of his back where you listen to the steady thumping of his heart. The way he settles into your arms doesn't go unnoticed, lets you guide him gently back intil you're both laying beside one another, his head settled on your stomach, letting your fingers card softly through his hair. He allows himself to relax until his breathing matches the soft flutter of your inhales, looping his fingers through yours as he remembers how to shed his armour - to push Ghost down into the far deep crevaces of his brain, refusing his request to make an appearance on such a lovely day. Ghost doesn't get to feel the sun on his skin and the touch of a beautiful woman. That's for Simon. You're for Simon.

Once you're sure he's suitably relaxed, you shimmy from Simon's grip, not missing the frustrated grunt he gives from the loss of his favourite pillow. You soon halt his grumbling when you unwrap some scones from a cloth napkin, procuring little tubs of jam and cream from your basket too.

You spend the afternoon pink cheeked and happy, sipping at little glass bottles of lemonade and snacking on punnets of fruit or little baked treats you'd whipped up the evening before, revelling in domestic bliss and wondering if perhaps one day you'd be doing this not only with you and Simon, maybe a sweet rescue dog too, and a baby on your hip. You have been feeling a little nauseous lately.

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I love babies and cute domestic shit!!! lovelovelove!! this page is not safe for pregancy trope haters!!! this is a domestic bliss safezone!!

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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE SEEN TODAY

Fairy Ghost and peter soap? 🧚‍♂️

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I was planning to draw fairy ghost from that emote in CODM but then i remember tinker bell and peter pan- i end up adding Soap as peter pan...🫣

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Can you write for evil chrisean😈

(Rapist chrisean or killer chrisean)

who the fuck

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Teutonic Titan (Part 10)

Translations:

• Heilige Scheisse

- Holy shit

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That last anon was, um, creepy 👀

agreed. i’m glad i’m getting more interactions on my blog nonetheless. my inbox have been barren.