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a world without the cult

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this is how tumblr girlies hold and look at their insane fictional men

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adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

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{Order | Purpose | Direction }

~May The Father Of Understanding Guide Us~

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Made an arcane fan animation hehe

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[©Sam Bloxham ©Clive Mason]

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[©Sam Bloxham ©Clive Mason]

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This Gax drama during the Charlos Divorce Weekend reminds me of when people get into fights at funerals. Like I'm trying to grieve here, can you wait and do this some other time?

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"I've enjoyed every single moment with him, even the tough ones" i've been telling yall the competition and ugliness and pettiness and selfishness is a feature, not a bug, but people don't get it and think they've grown to hate each other in a normie way. fools, they are Enthralled

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The fact that Ekko went back in time god knows how many times again and again to get jinx to not kill herself only to end up losing her again makes me INSANE

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Hii!! This is in response to you asking what charles and carlos both did in the vegas gp!

I'm just gonna be completely fully objective here, bc rlly they didn't do anything wrong.

What happened was, a series of radio msgs between the team and Carlos occurred, in which they told him they were going to stay on Plan A (one pit-stop I think) instead of Plan C (2 pit-stops). Carlos argued back, saying they should be pitting and how he wanted to pit right now/ next lap. They said no.

At this point, Lewis is pressuring Carlos, and Charles is behind Lewis. I'm pretty sure george had already pit his second time and was still leading. Max and lando had also pitted a second time.

Anyway, the team finally listen and tell Carlos to come into the pits. However, they mess up and weren't ready and then tell him to stay out. Obv, Carlos is mad now. No matter, they pit him in the next lap.

4 laps later (or 2 I can't exactly recall) they pit Charles. The team tells Carlos not to pressure Charles. The team tells Charles that Carlos won't overtake him. You see where this is heading, don't you.

Charles comes out PARALLEL to Carlos (I think the team thought he'd come out ahead). Carlos' tyres ate 4 laps old. They're heated up. They're faster. Charles has absolutely new, dead, cold tyres. Carlos doesn't pressure him. He simply drives around.

The real dram started after the race when we all saw Charles' radio😭 Honestly, this is just a team problem not a driver problem.

Alot of ppl are saying they would've gotten better results if carlos let Charles ahead— they really wouldn't have. There was no way the ferraris would've caught up to those mercs.

ANYWAYY, there's my most objective views. Maybe, I'm.missing a few things but I'm negl the race was honestly so boring to ACTUALLY watch, like now there's drama but literally nothing was happening apart from this😭

Thank you for this! Cuz this was what I saw during the race and what I thought happened!

I find it frustrating that people are blaming Carlos when it wasn’t Carlos’s fault at all, and I also find it frustrating that people think Charles’s meltdown was wrong. I keep saying this in every post but its clear as day that this was a ferrari problem not the drivers!

Mercedes was on a different level this weekend, they sure as hell were going to be 1-2, no doubt about that. And I get that Charles was trying to get p2 in the driver standings, but… 3-4 for constructors is literally phenomenal? I don’t see how Carlos isn’t a team player when this was the best outcome that could’ve happened. Besides his did better in qualifying anyway.

And I hate people mentioning old races like oh well Carlos moaned about this once… forget the past races, only focus on this one. Ugh, ferrari screwing over their drivers isn’t new but god, as someone who loves Carlos and Charles, I really hate seeing the fans tear each other apart.

Once again, thank you for the explanation!

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I fear I may have lost my mind these past few hours bc as a carlos AND charles fan (who loves charles but would genuinely kill for carlos) why am I suddenly giggling, kicking my feet, twirling my hair while re-reading everything nasty these 2 have said abt each other to the media😭.

Like yes my 2 beloved red twinks, go make bitchy comments abt each other and display your divaness and show what competitive sport does to u and come back next race just to call each other sweetie and babe, and then absolutely try and anhillate each other on track u both r so right I love you😜😝💜😘

So irritated with both fanbases trying to pin the blame on the other driver. Just enjoy this, I beg🙏🏽, stop saying absolutely horrific things, and just watch ur driver lose their shit over another man. The true beauty of male dominated sports fr.😋🤭

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mal i'm in shambless i need your sensible opinion on what's going on because people here are so horrible today 😭

Hello, my friend!! ❤️ I’m so sorry that you’re going through it 😭 Tbh, I had so much fun at the race (I was also an anxious mess but I digress) that I completely avoided twitter/tumblr etc. to keep up the good vibes last night (and to be able to actually sleep and not stew in my thoughts). ANYWAY!

I wouldn’t say I have all the info yet bc I haven’t watched many post-race interviews or whatever, but my take is basically that…Ferrari fucked up. Once again! 😅 By asking Carlos to let Charles pass with hamilton right on his ass, that left Carlos a sitting duck for hamilton to overtake. If they had pitted like Carlos was begging them to do, it would’ve unleashed Charles and not held him up and wouldn’t have cost Carlos the 4 seconds he lost in the aborted pit attempt. We’ve seen teams pit the one in front a million times to avoid teammates having issues or ruining either one’s race, and yet Ferrari was paralyzed by indecision again.

When it comes to Charles, I just think he’s supremely frustrated with himself and ‘the world’ at the fact that he feels he respects the team by following their orders and his teammate doesn’t. And the key is that it constantly benefits Carlos to do so. Nothing Carlos did in the race would’ve surprised Charles - he did what he’s always done at Ferrari, which is ignore nonsensical strategy calls (it would not have made sense to keep Carlos behind Charles after the second pit stop bc their tyres were in a different window. In fact, it would’ve hindered their results in the end).

All in all, the team has put the drivers in this position again and again, and of course, now everyone is talking about the drivers having beef instead of the team messing up 😭. Anyway, I hope nothing I’ve said here offended anyone - I feel like I’m stating objective facts, but I guess we can’t ever be entirely objective when it comes to our boys…

I truly believe Charles and Carlos will be fine tho - like I said, nothing Carlos did would’ve surprised Charles. And his rant seemed to be a conclusion he’s come to already that he just finally unleashed (whether he should’ve done so on radio is an entirely other thing 😅). He also didn’t have the full picture of Carlos’ race, and will probably agree that they should’ve pitted Carlos when he asked. I have a feeling that, because they know eo so well, as they’ve said many times, they’ll accept one another’s point of view pretty readily. It’s just analyzing how the team could’ve done better that is the big takeaway here.