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Diluc and Kaeya slowburn reconciliation makes me think about how each of them would slowly try to bridge the gap little by little, Then one day when kaeya's lingering in the Angel's Share, he decides to tell diluc about his bf and it goes like-

kaeya: Hey so, i wanted you to meet someone

diluc, absentmindedly : what, you want me to your boyfriend or something?

kaeya, caught off-guard: Oh? i didn't think Master Diluc's informants were that adept

diluc:

diluc: YOU HAVE A WHAT

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Me, selecting filters on Ao3

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Turns out furina takes fall dmg if her burst is on and you fall on water...

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Getting back into genshin after not playing for a while is actually somewhat hard cause theres just so much to do or so much you could do

I need to do a whole to do list ngl

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time for ai detoxes or smth, pull out the fancy arttheft by soaking your feet in lemonwater or bakingsoda

atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

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frabkensteining my life apart till my abandoned choices haunt me to my death

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

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The sexual tension germans have with paprica flavour

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old man yaoi where they take the same meds

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Pope porn, or as i like to call it, the pp (peepee)

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Help girl I cant stop uwu-fying every portrait i do

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I keep hearing hello i got some jokes ready for you instead of jobs in phasmo and rly...i wish reallife was like that

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phasmophobia players will try to figure out a ghost type by the sound of its piss before trying to find evidence

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german railing system go brrr (aufgrund eines polizeieinsatzes verspätet in 20min)

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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holy antknowledge

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

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Cable is liquid internet and wifi gaseous.

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I have once again been cursed by ye olden blood.

Pray to the old gods that i may return safely from this frenzied bloodmoon, for the night is long.

Pray that I may not succumb to the accoursed blood flowing through my eldrich veins.

Pray for the nightmare unfurls in every one of us. Long and unending.

Farewell

May you find your worth in another nightmare

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a breeze of hope leading to a life of freedom and song

Okay but when are we going to talk about Venti being apparently also the "God of Hope" if Nuevilette's voicelines are anything to go by.