kingfranpetty

[kingfranpetty]

So like, it's obvious to me reading the comments on my post that anti-porn people are largely like, afraid of porn. Like the concept of a sex video is really spooky to them. They're not making thoughtful critiques of the porn industry, which is genuinely a really fucked up industry, they're mostly just spooked by the concept of a sex video and what it could Do To You If You See It.

I said this in another post, but it's like, the difference between "a ton of coffee is produced using slave labor" (valid, important criticism of the coffee industry) and "coffee turns people into raving coffee addicts who forget how to interact with anyone because they're so obsessed with their coffee" (objectively not true, insane viewpoint).

It's literally just sex videos. They really cannot hurt you.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66840208

Chapters: 3/?

Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy's

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: The Mycelium Men/Reader

Characters: The Mycelium Men, Reader, Mom

Additional Tags: Y/N is a Cliche Y/N, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack Relationships, Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Trippy, Sold to Band, Sold to The Mycelium Men, Scooby Doo References, Inspired by Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo Style Mysteries & Hijinks, The Mycelium Men aren't The Mimic, Silly, Song Lyrics, Inspired by Music, Inspired by Fanfiction, Inspired by Tumblr, Thanks prismaticflare

Summary:You are sold to The Mycelium Men.

@prismaticflare

[kingfranpetty]

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

[kingfranpetty]

IS THINKING DEEPLY ABOUT MEDIA WE CONSUME NOT HALF THE FUN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKERS WITH YOUR BLUE CURTAINS!?! MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE IN FANDOM ARE OUT HERE SAYING FAN FICTION IS BAD AND WEIRD!

i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

[kingfranpetty]

i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

[kingfranpetty]

Ain't it fun.

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RoyalTeeth

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Не знаю чье... Но это великолепно💗

[kingfranpetty]

More moomin pride art?

More likely than you’d think.

Not entirely happy with how this turned out but oh well happy pride

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MYCELIUM MEN TAG ON FUCKING AO3!?!

[kingfranpetty]

Please provide MORE ships or display your own ships with pictures.

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Marsha P Johnson with Snoopy

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Wifey Megatron AU

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Happy pride !! 🏳️‍⚧️

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The Beginning of Us.

Until death do us part.

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HOW RELATABLE, OH WAIT.

I love playing as my favorite Marvel character.

Oedipus.EXE

[kingfranpetty]

Brainwashing your Ex God