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Notes game! Max 5 notes per person!

5 notes- drink water (done)

10 notes- reblog with a picture of my dog (done)

15 notes- learn how to make a sunflower granny square (in progress)

25 notes- exercise today (done)

50 notes- go to bed before 10 for a week (in progress)

75 notes- clean my room (done)

100 notes- buy a book

150 notes- exercise every day for 1 week (in progress)

200 notes- try to shower regularly (ok fine I'll try maybe)

300 notes- learn how to art (in progress I guess)

500 notes- brush teeth after every meal (when possible)(braces :()

750 notes- practice piano as much as possible this summer

1,000 notes- try to write something

I'll up the notes if it goes too fast

edit yeah no I upped the notes

Edit again okay I'm sorry guys and I really should just do them but I'm upping the notes again

I feel really bad about it but Imma just up them again :3

Also I might take suggestions on what else

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If you hate Lily Evans, I don't trust you.

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Imagine Wolfstar both getting the flu at the same time and accidentally confessing their feelings for each other over fever, meds, and soup.

They’re stuck in the infirmary together, which is already dangerous because people do stupid things when they’re sick and delusional and fifteen and in love with their best friend.

Poppy gives them each their own bed but not even ten minutes after she leaves them alone Sirius is crawling into Remus’s bed because, “Shut up, Moony, I have fever chills and you’re warm.” And Remus lets him, because he always does.

So now they’re two feverish, emotionally repressed idiots, stuck in bed, sharing a blanket, high on Pepper-Up Potion and poorly made soup.

At first, it’s just grumbling and sneezing and fighting over blankets. Sirius complains like he’s dying. Remus actually is dying but refuses to admit it.

And at some point, Sirius half-whispers, voice hoarse, “Do you ever think about kissing me or is that just a me thing?”

Remus doesn’t even blink. Just goes, “Only every single day of my life, thanks.”

They both freeze.

Then Sirius, congested and blinking slowly, mumbles, “Oh. Cool.”

And Remus nods, dead serious: “Very cool.”

They fall asleep like that.

Remus spends the next day silently spiraling because Sirius said, “I’ve been in love with you since third year, I think, but don’t worry about it.”

And Sirius is busy panicking because Remus said, “Don’t tell anyone I kissed you, I want it to be just ours,” but Sirius hadn't even known if that kiss had been real or just part of the fever hallucinations.

A week later, they’re back in the common room, fully recovered, sitting ten inches apart like absolutely nothing happened.

Except it did.

And every time their hands brush, every time one of them coughs, they both remember the soup and the fever and the quiet, sleepy I love yous they’re pretending never happened.

But they both know.

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EXCUSE ME! While that maybe aint the best you know i could do some damage with that.

Say your villain is a petty little shit, Hero pisses them off and ruins their evil plans, Fine Fuck you, you run out of bandages and get lemon juice in your eye! Ha!

ok question, what are the dumbest superpowers you can think of for a hero or a villain? I’ll start:

A villain’s powers are that they can inflict minor inconveniences onto people, ranging from a stubbed toe to your car running out of fuel in the middle of nowhere.

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Rewatching CA:TFA

Okay so everybody knows the ✨Iconic✨ Cap scene where Howard is like “Hydra won’t attack you with a pocket knife” and then Bucky DOES right, thats great and all, buttttt

In CA:TFA one of Hydra’s agents PULLS A KNIFE ON HIM! It’s the first thing he does

(for some reason i cant take a screenshot of this happening so go rewatch CA:TFA its right after steve sees the NY bomb)

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okay so listen up gang i have resorted to peer pressure to motivate me to do things

we're starting off at an ambitious 30 notes to sleep at a reasonable time tomorrow (like 10:00pm)

50: drink a socially acceptable amount of water per day

100: sit down and study for 2 hours straight

150: read more

200: set my time out thing on my phone to 2 hours and STICK TO IT

300: a consistent sleep schedule (in bed WITHOUT my phone by 10:30pm LATEST)

500: wake UP at around 8 in the morning and actually get up out of bed instead of reaching for my phone

600: brush my teeth and put on retainers every day

700: consistent exercise

1k: play piano consistently and learn merry-go-round-of-life

1.5k: play guitar consistently

2k: start writing again

anything counts (comments, reblogs, likes whatever)

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i dunno if this counts (if it doesn’t i got Loki)

I think im pretty safe

@loonymoonylupin71 @acelesbian-opposum @moonyscribe @amethyst2914

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom, Marauders - Fandom Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Lily Evans, Marjorie Evans (OC), Minerva McGonagall, Thomas Evans (OC), Petunia Evans, Remus Lupin, Lyall Lupin, Hope Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Walburga Black, Orion Black, Sirius Black, Regulus Black Additional Tags: Hogwarts, black brothers, long fic, no Voldemort AU, Werewolf, lycanthropy, Child Abuse, Canonical Child Abuse Series: Part 1 of Everything As It Should Be (But Nothing Like It Was) Summary:

Long fic charting the entirety of the Marauders and Golden trio era had everything gone (mostly) to plan and Voldemort had never come to power. This means the Marauders, Pantheon, and Valkyries live and Harry is Never the chosen one (and he has parents and a family, yay!) Also, I've decided that Effie and Monty live and never get dragonpox because they are too pure to deserve it. Instead we are giving it to Walburga and Orion!

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remus: god, i love you

sirius: i love you too, my beautiful precious moon, light of my life, moon to my star, breathtaking piece of our universe-

remus*whispering to James*: shit, i was talking with my pasta bowl.

james *whispering back, smiling to Sirius*: remus, shut up and take it.

regulus *somehow appears behind their backs, also whispering*: am i interrupting your little dirty talk role play?

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Go Dionysus and Artemis!! <3

Happy pride month to everyone!

If you're trans/queer, Dionysos is here to protect you.

If you're intersex, Hermaphroditus is keeping you safe.

If you're gay/bisexual, Apollo wants you to keep shining.

If you're lesbian, Aphrodite is guiding you.

If you're aro/ace, Artemis is helping you stand your ground.

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Happy pride month to everyone!

If you're trans/queer, Dionysos is here to protect you.

If you're intersex, Hermaphroditus is keeping you safe.

If you're gay/bisexual, Apollo wants you to keep shining.

If you're lesbian, Aphrodite is guiding you.

If you're aro/ace, Artemis is helping you stand your ground.

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Tarot Card Associations for Hellenic Deities

Fool - Dionysus, Hermes, Pan, Ate, Gelos, Momus, Horme

Magician - Hephaestus, Hermes, Hecate, Aristeaus, Circe, the Muses, Apollo

High Priestess - Hecate, Persephone, Hera, Circe

Empress - Hera, Aphrodite, Demeter, Hestia, Gaia, Rhea

Emperor - Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Ares

Hierophant - Demeter, Persephone, Hecate, Hestia, Hera, Gaia, Rhea

Lovers - Aphrodite, Eros, Dionysus, Adonis, Hera, Philotes

Chariot - Hermes, Charon, Iris, Morpheus

Strength - Athena, Ares, Heracles, Nike, Bia, Kratos, 

Hermit - Hades, Hestia

Wheel of Fortune - Hermes, Tyche, the Fates, Zeus

Justice - Athena, Themis, Nemesis, Astraea, Apollo

Hanged Man - Hermes, Harpocrates, Prometheus, Psyche 

Death - Hades, Thanatos, Dionysus, Charon, Persephone, Ares

Temperance - Athena, Demeter, Artemis, Harmonia

Devil - Dionysus, Pan, Comus, Ate, Priapus

Tower - Ares, Poseidon, Deimos, Phobos, Eris, Moros, Enyo, Hybris

Star - Aphrodite, Artemis, Astraea, Urania, Hermes, Eos, Hesperus

Moon - Selene, Artemis, Hecate, Nyx, Hypnos, Erebus

Sun - Apollo, Helios, Hemera, Hyperion 

Judgment - Zeus, Hades, Athena

World - Hermes, Demeter, Gaia, Hestia, Harmonia, Pan, Tyche

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Dionysus Offerings/Devotional Acts

There'll be NSFW themes as he is the god of wine and ecstasy!

Offerings

Wine/Intoxication

Alcohol, specifically wine

Grapes

Wine corks

Wine glasses

Shot glasses

Goblets

Corkscrews

Sparkling cider

Grape flavored things

Cheese

Weed/hallucenigens

Nips (small alcohol bottles)

Bottle opener

Beer/soda tabs

Alcohol bottles with cool labels

Fruit/fruit seeds

Theater/Plays

Play/theater scripts

Play/movie tickets

Masks

Costumes

Nature

Pine cones

Fennel 

Wildflowers

Fig/fig newtons

Ivy

Leopard/cheetah print

Honey

Bull imagery

Donkey imagery

Bones

Antlers

Dead/preserved animals

Hiking gear

Seeds

Dolphins

Depictions of big cats

Wheat

Barley

Ecstasy

Concert/festival tickets

Various drugs (use safely!)

Sex toys

Your favorite music

Misc.

Locks of hair

Shaven beard hair 

Pride swag

Extravagant clothes/clothes that make you feel good

Devotional Acts

Wine/Intoxication

Drink alcohol/get drunk

Go to a wine tasting

Make wine

Eat grapes

Trip intentionally/spiritually

Learn about substance abuse/recovery

Destigamtize drug users

Learn about harm reduction

Use drugs safely 

Theater

Attend a play

Write a play/film/musical

Make home videos

Write poetry

Act

Dress up

Go to the movie theater

Nature

Go to the woods

Dance/sing in the woods

Meditate in the woods

Learn wilderness safety and first aid

Learn what to do when encountering a wild animal

Go off the beaten path

Explore new areas

Pick up litter

Forage

Recycle bottles

Grow fruit

Try new fruits

Ecstasy 

Attend concerts/festivals

Attend/throw parties/celebrations

Have sex

Masturbate

Have threesomes/swing/whatever you’re in to

Finally give into that one kink you’ve been repressing (you know the one)

Do drugs (responsibly)

Learn about consent/establish boundaries with partners

Death/Rebirth

Dionysus is a god of rebirth and resurrection. This association comes from his birth stories and has resulted in epithets like “twice-born.”

Learn how to preserve dead animals

Learn about different life cycles (plants, animals, etc)

Learn about your ancestry 

Foreigners

Dionysus is also seen as a foreign god with unknown origins. He also traveled through and invaded India.

Learn about immigration in your area

Learn about different cultures

Try foreign foods

Learn a new language

Learn about your ancestry 

Help immigrants in your area

Misc.

Grow your hair out

Manifest/Keep a manifestation journal. Sexual/creative energy is linked and can be used to manifest

Shed your old self

Self-reflection/self-exploration

Identify areas where you may overindulge (food, substances, spending, etc.)

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Regulus: I am going to kill the next fucking person I see I swear to salazar-

James: hi reggie!! Im so happy to see you!!

Regulus:

*Barty, Evan, and Dorcas dying of laughter*

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ohh

lily of the valley

nightshade

poppy

you?

What are your top three reptiles (specific names not just like snake or lizard)

-Kip

HI KIP IM PARIS

ooohh lets see

frilled agama (chlamydosaurus kingii) - jurassic park inspo, basically dinosaurs :P

flying gecko (ptychozoon kuhli) - flying gecko. nuff said.

hawksbill sea turtles (eretmochelys imbricata) - ASGDFASHGF THEYRE SO CUTEEE

how about you?!?!?

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tiktoker Regulus who makes educational videos but the top comment on every video is James making those "are you coming? yeah on my screen" "suddenly I'm typing with one hand" "bye y'all, my ride is here" "clean up on aisle MY PANTS" comments.