my ideal weight is simon riley on top of me
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HEADCANON ABOUT HOW I THINK SIMON WILL RESPOND TO HIS LOVER'S COMPLIMENT ABOUT HIS LONG EYELASHES.
YN: your eyelashes are so long.
S: i know
YN: *sighs* why do you have such long eyelashes?? it's SO not fair. 😫😫😫
S: do u like them? 🧐
YN: of course i do
S: i could give these eyelashes to your kids.
YN:
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domesticated simon riley saves me every time
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EVERY TIME I HEAR CONAN GREYS FAMILY LINE SONG I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF SIMON
JUST READ THE LYRIC 👇
My father never talked a lot
He just took a walk around the block
'Til all his anger took a hold of him
And then he'd hit
My mother never cried a lot
She took the punches, but she never fought
'Til she said, "I'm leaving, and I'll take the kids"
So she did
I say they're just the ones who gave me life
But I truly am my parents' child
It's hard to put it into words
How the holidays will always hurt
I watch the fathers with their little girls
And wonder what I did to deserve this
How could you hurt a little kid?
I can't forget, I can't forgive you
'Cause now I'm scared that everyone I love will leave me
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cod characters: their age and zodiac sign (my opinion)
☆ price
star sign: taurus
age: 38
☆ soap
star sign: virgo
age: 27
☆ gaz
star sign: aquarius
age: 28
☆ ghost
star sign: scorpio
age: 34
☆ farah
star sign: libra
age: 27
☆ valeria
star sign: aquarius
age: 32
☆ nikolai
star sign: leo (canon)
age: 42
☆ laswell
star sign: capricorn
age: 47
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Big man. Strong arms. Tall. Soft tummy. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs. Tummy. Dhbfbnfnjfjdnn.
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ugh he doesn't look like nikto
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i want to say thank you to all the writers for their invaluable work. thank you for finding the energy to write your beautiful works. without you, our lives would not be so bright. thank you for your hard work.
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marry me, i'm begging you! i'll wash your fucking socks! i'll fucking...i'll kiss you every morning! i'll wash your feet. when you come home from work, i'll wash your feet, i swear to fucking god!
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i still can't get over it
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It's march 29th which means it's Krueger's birthday : ) Happy birthday to my favourite video game character maybe ever. nearly 4 years of consistently drawing this guy in particular. love him.
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