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lanae111 · 2 days
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Save me moonknight season 2..save me….
(No literally)
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lanae111 · 5 days
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I Think Matt Murdock calling me a good girl would fix all my problems, wouldn’t you think?
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lanae111 · 6 days
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Yeah smut is good ‘n all with no plot
But smut WITH plot, meaning and reason????
That shi is on a whole ‘nother level
Got me so much more invested and then the smut just hits different.
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lanae111 · 10 days
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Matt Murdock was at his hottest with "I need you to know why I'm hurting you; it's not just the boy, I'm doing this because I enjoy it" I'm afraid
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lanae111 · 25 days
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Twitter pointed out shadows ears in the trailer and it looked so soft and fluffy and I genuinely can’t NOT see him as cute and adorable because he’s actually bbg and I wanna hug him so tight and there’s literally no way he could be evil and dark because he’s actually adorable
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lanae111 · 29 days
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I can’t take it —I physically can’t like I just witnessed GREATNESS today
How the fuck do I move on in life without losing my mind everyday everytime I think about that trailer like HELLO???? GIVE THE TRAILER AN AWARD!!!!
Shadow looks SOOOO GOOD HES PERFECTIONNNNNN LIKE I ACTUALLY CRIED HES SO PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL AND MENACING
sonic, tails, knuckles looks good
And EGGMANNN??? AMAZINGGG
ALONG WITH GENERAL ROBOTNIK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
IVE ALREADY DECLARED ANOTHER MOVIE “Movie of the year” but I think I may have to give this movie the title as well and the movie isn’t even out yet
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lanae111 · 1 month
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lanae111 · 1 month
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This would’ve been way better
Season one Five Hargreeves should've managed to shoot season four Five Hargreeves in the head when he got out of the subway into the season one apocalypse. He could've saved us from...That. That's all I'm gonna say.
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lanae111 · 1 month
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chat what the fuck happened to this????
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lanae111 · 1 month
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NO BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM WHEN HIS HAIR IS WET OMGGG😫
SJJSKWWJEHWONXVSUWWKNDEBWJJSJSJDBS
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Btw his eyes glow when he’s close :)
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lanae111 · 2 months
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Unicorns Need Love Too | Matt Murdock x Reader
Masterlist
Pairing: Matt Murdock x F!Reader
Summary: Your hormones make existing a living hell sometimes. Thankfully, Matt is there to help
Warnings: Fluff, self-indulgent, suggestive language, heavy allusions to smut (MINORS DNI), attempt at humor, not proof-read
Word Count: 2k
A/n: This is a brain fart because I, myself, have a pimple in the middle of my forehead and I feel like a fucking unicorn. I don't even know if it's any good. Just have at it & enjoy!
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The few weeks leading up to your period are always the most chaotic and the most draining, but over the years, you have gotten used to only having a few days out of four weeks every month where you feel somewhat normal.
The days between ovulation and the actual start of a new period are probably the worst though—together with the week of hell that follows, of course.
Matt loves it when you ovulate. Your boyfriend’s heightened senses make it possible for him to smell the change in your pheromones, and they drive him borderline insane. It doesn’t help that you always seem to need him more than air when you’re in that fertile window of your cycle, and even though you’re not interested in having a family, he always has to fill you to the brim until you’re overflowing with his cum. Alone the thought of that makes his cock painfully hard.
Unfortunately, though, your body’s desperate need for pleasure isn’t the only side of you that comes out during that week. Every month, Matt discovers something new about you. Every month, he finds something new to love, and he finds strange quirks of yours that may seem odd to him at first, but he still adores them as much as he adores the rest of you.
 “Why does it smell like a chemical plant here?” He pokes his head into the bathroom, his chiseled body dressed in the red leather of his Daredevil suit, minus the cowl and his gloves. 
You turn to him from the sink. Your eyes roam over his body before they land on his face, meeting his unfocused gaze. “It’s my skincare,” you answer.
What did he think you were doing? Building a chemical weapon? Cooking meth? He would have been able to smell that much more clearly than your skincare products.
“What are you using?” Matt asks, leaning against the doorframe in all his glory as he slides those beautifully thick fingers of his into his leather gloves.
Your eyebrow quips. “Salicylic acid. Why?”
The way he looks at you, forehead slightly wrinkled as he frowns, reminds you of a concerned parent when their child has found a sharp object to play with. 
“That smells dangerous.”
You shrug, continuing to rub the solution into your skin. “It pulls the gunk out of my pores.”
“And that works?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay,” he says. His expression remains wary. “Just don’t inhale it.” 
“Matt, this isn’t the first time I’ve used it. I’ve had acne since I was a teenager,” you remind him.
A small smile plays on his lips, mirroring yours. “I know. Just want you to be careful, that's all.”
You put the tube down, turning your whole body to him. “I have never heard of death by skincare,” you say, “but I’ll be careful. Promise.”
The answer, albeit a bit sarcastic, satisfies him. Matt fastens his gloves with a happy little nod. “Thank you. I’ll, uh, be back in a few hours,” he says, coming over to press a kiss to the top of your head, his hand cradling the back of it. “Don’t wait up. You’re drained.”
You open your mouth to protest, “I can wait for you.”
“Not at this point of your cycle. You’re going to be cranky tomorrow.”
You’re aware that Matt knows your body inside and out. He knows you better than you could ever know yourself. He can sense things that even you can’t pick up on. At first, it was something you had to get used to, but you have grown accustomed to his heightened senses and the perks they bring with them. 
Tipping your chin in his direction, you retort, “I’m not sure if I should take offense to that.”
“Don’t,” Matt says nonchalantly. “If I had an organ lose its shit every month because it wants to be fertilized, putting you through the works to prepare you for it, and then cause me to bleed and cramp uncontrollably for a week straight as revenge when I refuse to let a myriad of sperm play tag you’re it inside me, I’d get cranky too.”
That description sounds almost too perfect. You lean forward to capture his plump lips in another passionate kiss. “Fair point. Be safe, please.”
“Always.”
“That’s a lie,” you say. 
“I promise, I’ll be safe.”
“That’s better.”
He strokes his thumb over your cheekbone. “Love you,” he says, and he kisses you one last time.
Whenever he goes out at night, Matt kisses you as if you are never going to see him again. It’s a possibility you have often cried over. You’ve obsessed over everything that could go wrong. 
He has had way too many close calls for you to take anything he does for granted, and when he kisses you like that, like he is afraid of losing you as well, you at least know that he will try his everything to make it back to you in one piece—even if it’s a mangled piece. 
“I love you too,” you murmur. 
That’s another thing about his kisses: they have the ability to render you speechless.
A slight gust of wind brushes through your hair when the door to the rooftop exit opens, and when you open your eyes, Matt is gone. The living room is lulled in darkness. 10:13 pm. You start counting down the hours, praying once again to all Gods above that he will be okay tonight.
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When Matt comes home a few hours later, he finds you passed out on your shared bed, your limbs tangled in the silk sheets that smell of him and you, and even more you.
He isn’t injured, more ramped up with adrenaline than anything, but he doesn’t want to disturb your peaceful slumber, so he settles down on the couch instead. It doesn’t take long for the night to crash into him, and he collapses. He doesn’t even have it in him to make it back to bed.
You wake up in a cold sweat when your alarm goes off the next morning, but the open bedroom door and Matt’s snoring figure on the couch tell you that he is alive and well. That’s a good sign. If he’s asleep and not injured, you have nothing to worry about. 
That is what you think until you see your reflection in the bathroom mirror. 
Matt wakes to the sound of a loud groan. Suddenly awake and alert, he takes a look around the apartment. Nothing is out of place, except—you’re missing. 
He gets up and knocks on the bathroom door. It’s locked. “Sweetheart,” he calls out softly. “You okay in there? Can you open the door?”
“No,” you reply. Your voice is slightly muffled through the wood, but he can still hear your labored breathing and your elevated heartbeat loud and clear.
“Why not?” he asks.
“Because I look hideous.”
His eyebrows shoot up to his hairline. “I don’t know if you‘ve heard, but I’m blind.”
You groan again, more defeated this time. You seem to plop down on the edge of the bathtub. “Oh, shut up!” you snap. “This is as much a visual as it is a textural issue.”
“As in what? You’ve grown fur and a tail overnight?” Matt can’t help but muse a little. “Because even if you turned into a wolf or a worm, I would still love you. You know that.”
“Matt, this isn’t funny. My acne is escalating.”
Now you sound sad, and he starts feeling bad. 
He touches his palm against the door. “But you used those acids last night,” his words land much softer. “I thought they were supposed to help with your acne.”
“Apparently fucking not ‘cause my fertile window is pretty much still wide open, and I think I felt myself ovulate this morning.”
“Oh. Well, it’s just some pimples, sweetheart. It’s not the end of the world.”
Matt realizes too late that he may have chosen his words poorly. You take a deep breath, and for a moment he believes you’re just going to say, but then you shout at him, “EASY OF YOU TO SAY, MISTER I-ALWAYS-HAVE-FLAWLESS-SKIN!”
He winces, dropping his forehead next to his palm. “Okay, okay, I’m sorry. What can I do?” he asks. “Get you a paper bag?”
You must have smoke coming out of your ears by now. “Matthew Michael Murdock, I swear to God–”
“I’m so sorry, sweetie. I’m just trying to cheer you up.” He knocks again. “Can you please let me in? I want to hug you. You sound sad.”
A pregnant pause follows. The silence settles deep into his bones. He can still hear your heartbeat, but he can’t judge what you’re thinking. Then, he hears your bare feet pat against the floor. The lock clicks, and you finally open the door. 
“I look like the last fucking unicorn, Matt,” you say. “I’m an endangered species.”
Matt’s arms find your waist, and he pulls you against him. You don’t protest. “You don’t feel like a unicorn. You don’t even have the body of a horse.”
The beginning of a smile that was growing on your face vanishes within seconds, and you stare up at him. He can feel your gaze burning through his skull, a look of utter astonishment on your face. That is how he imagines you, anyway. 
“Just a pimple on your forehead,” he adds because he realizes his words are failing to get his point across in all possible ways.
You bury your face in his chest. “Oh, fuck off!”
“What? Pimples are natural and nothing to be ashamed of, especially not when your body is full of hormones that are making your day a living hell.”
“I feel ashamed because I look like a very fucking ugly unicorn!”
“You’re not ugly,” he insists, patiently so, knowing that this is just another side of you that comes out when you’re overwhelmed by the sheer force of your hormonal cycle. “If anything,” Matt says, “you’re a cute unicorn.”
“No,” you shake your head. “I’m a pissed-off unicorn who’s ovulating, which makes her sad and horny with a fucking stuffed and inflamed pore on her freaking forehead!”
“I can do something about the horniness, but I can’t make the pimple go away. I’m sorry.”
“UGH!” For a moment, he thinks you’re going to hit his chest with your balled fist, but instead, you tangle your fingers in his shirt.
He rubs his large hand along your spine. “Come here.” Almost naturally, his nose buries itself in your hair. “Do you have those patch thingies you always use when you break out?” he asks. 
“I ran out,” you say. 
“Should I get them for you on my way home from work?”
“You’d do that?”
“Of course,” he says.
Your smile is unmistakable. “I want the heart-shaped ones.”
“Because they make you feel cute?”
“Yeah.”
Matt chuckles anew. “Okay. I’ll get you those.”
“Thank you.” Sniff.
He tilts his head to the side. “Did you just sniff me?” he asks. 
“Mhm,” you shamelessly admit as you suck in a breath again, inhaling his distinctive scent. “You smell good.”
“I didn’t even shower last night. I passed out on the couch.”
“Oh God, that makes it worse!” You shove him away. “I’m getting turned on by the smell of your sweat.”
His giggles turn into laughter. “How about I shower first and then you can sniff me again?” Matt opens his arms as if he just made an offer you couldn’t possibly refuse. 
But you can. Because Matt showering and washing the scent of danger off his beautiful skin is the last thing you want, and if your body is satisfied, maybe the storm in your mind will finally calm down, too. 
You stop him. “No. Don’t shower.”
“No?” He raises an eyebrow.
“No,” you say. “You said you can help me with my horniness, right? That was part of the deal?”
The brown of his irises gets overtaken by the black of his pupils. “I did say that, didn’t I?” 
“Uh-huh. So, no shower. And I could really use a hand. Or two. And quite possibly your cock, too.”
Matt smirks. “Anything you want, sweetheart,” he purrs. “I’m all yours.”
You’re about to kiss him when you realize, “The unicorn pimple–”
“Don’t care. I've heard somewhere that unicorns need love too.” He cradles your face in his hands. “And I intend to do that shamelessly for the next hour and a half.”
The bathroom door falls closed behind the two of you as he uses his strength to guide you back inside, and a kiss is all it takes for you to shut up and surrender yourself to him completely.
Unicorn pimple be damned!
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lanae111 · 2 months
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Guys listen up, we need an endgame level movie that consists of all marvel fox and non marvel studios characters in the biggest battle of their lives..
Let me cook let me cook…
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lanae111 · 2 months
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Was playing suicide squad ktjl and was roaming to a location in metropolis when I heard brainiac on comms say:
Come for me. I am waiting.
Oh. My. God. that was sooo….
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lanae111 · 2 months
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Marvel reacting to you staring at them.
Tony: what? You need money?
Steve: *smiles* can I help you?
Natasha: *staring contest, she won*
Loki: *smirk* like what you see?
Thor: *confused* what?
Wanda: *head tilt with sweet smile*
Peter P: hey, what—Whats up?
Yelena: *offers her macaroon* you want?
Kate: it there something on my face?
Bruce: *smiles and gets back to work*
Bucky: *leans closer and stares intently*
Clint: *confuse, looks behind then back at you*
Pietro: *snaps his finger*
© anniedvorak to some of the interaction go watch her videos at tiktok
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lanae111 · 2 months
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Characters who are unintentionally and for no reason funny
Characters who embody your humor and train of thought
Characters who make you smile and laugh just from being on the screen for .7 seconds
Characters who are so unreasonably funny
Characters who can be a softie, a cutie, but still serious and terrifying when they wanna be
Characters who just match w you for no reason
Characters that make you want to scream every-time they show up
Characters who are so fine that it’s not fair and you have no idea what to do about it
Characters who seem slow but they’re actually smart
Characters who are nerdyyyyyy but also assertive and attractive. Did I say attractive?(that’s my typeeee)
Characters who are clueless GENTLEMAN/WELL-MANNERED and hardcore PROTECTORS
Characters that you just KNOW they’d be so protective of you and so clingy
Characters that are lovers
Characters that are awkward and like to ramble omggggggg(they’re actually so cute)
Characters that can be all of these kind of characters
SHOUT OUT TO THESE TYPES OF CHARACTERS, MY FAVESSSS,
you are so loved by me. <3
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lanae111 · 2 months
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[Jason on the phone with Bruce] Jason: Turn around. Jason: No, the other way. Jason: Again, the other way. Jason: No, not there, one more time! Bruce: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU??? Jason: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
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lanae111 · 2 months
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I know he doesn’t look like it :( or maybe he does
But look at him……I just know he has an overstimulation k1nk..
Both for himself and his partner.
Please, I want to cry, I’m going insane and I can’t stop thinking about it🫠
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