#lucifer thoughts

[daytaker]

Inspired by this post.

[velveteencryptid]

Lucifer writing thought of the day:

Part 1- by the end of season 4 it is 100% established and confirmed that angels are self-actualizing.

Part 2- we've also established even earlier that humans send themselves to hell, and maintain themselves in hell, due to feeling guilt.

Thought of the day: What if Lucifer sent himself to hell originally??????

I mean, if he felt any guilt about the rebellion or the rebellion failing, maybe that was enough? And he's self-actualizing, so we know his devil-face was and always has been due to how he feels about himself. Which means he has felt poorly about himself, felt a little bit like a monster, ever since he was originally sent to hell.

So what if he was responsible (unconsciously of course) for his own eviction and abandonment? 🤯🤔

[scarlett-witch-simp]

I fucking can't right now guys-

[inkedlycanz]

[keets-writing-corner]

Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??

As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue

the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD

He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.

like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...

The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"

and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it

does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING

like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow

For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat

Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation

Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with

Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)

But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time

Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell

Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch

idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room

[ironicallyyn]

The accuracy-!?

[opiopal]

do you guys think Luci ever regrets how he treated mc?

like, would he feel guilt after getting to know them fully? Would he be embarrassed that he was so quick to hate them, especially after experiencing their warmth and their kindness. And when would this finally hit him?

maybe it’s whenever they do something for him, whenever they dip into his office to give him some snacks and tea when he’s been working for a while, or maybe when they volunteer to stay after at RAD an extra two hours to help him wrap up some student council work.

or maybe it’s just whenever he see’s them in general, laughing, doing their work, simply just existing, every second of them being relaxed around him makes him remember the time when they weren’t. When they’d sit up straighter and avoid eye contact.

or maybe it really hits him hard when they flinch away from him, really he had just caught them off guard and snuck up on them, but the way they moved away from his hand, almost fearfully. Maybe his mind goes back to all the threats he had spewed out at them in the heat of the moment, or maybe his mind goes back to when he had injured their hand during the retreat. the first thought in his head is that he doesn’t want them to feel that way about him, to see him as this imposing figure to be feared. He doesn’t want that, he wants them to know how dear they are to him, how treasured they’ve become, how he’d never allow anything bad to happen to them-

Do you guys think it would keep him up at night? Thinking and regretting no matter how many times mc tells him that they’ve forgiven him? Humans are just so much more fragile compared to demons, and he knew this, how could he have been so ignorant? Moments like these most likely make him despise his sin.

[sunlit-mess]

And I couldn't look away from the angel on the stage

[daytaker]

Satan is high-key Lucifer's favorite.

Normally I would pull up some evidence in support of such a bold claim but all the evidence lives inside my moldy little brain. Just trust me. He is. I know Mammon is supposedly his favorite but I think Mammon was just his favorite before Lucifer had a brother who was also partly himself.

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Like, I'm writing a thing right now and it feels like it's just---

Satan: I hate you. Lucifer: I know. Satan: I hope you die. Lucifer: I know. Satan: Asshole. Lucifer: Fair enough.

And that feels completely in character! Right? Like who else is getting away with what he gets away with? Nobody, that's who.

Satan destroys the entire house. Lucifer: Boys will be boys. Satan sends Lucifer a cursed letter for the first time. Lucifer: Ah, they grow up so fast... Mammon calls Lucifer a poopyhead when he thinks he can't hear. Lucifer: When will you learn that your actions have consequences? Lucifer strings him up from the ceiling for a full day.

[featheredcrowbones]

the cast of OM after my MC makes them gayer except for the kids whose only worries are crayons and cookie dough

[ziggykatzfan]

heyyy uh you guys should ask me things. because i have answers

[alastorss]

HAZBIN LOVE LANGUAGES

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ACTS OF SERVICE - ALASTOR

He's not good at being vulnerable, so acts of service are the only way he can tell you he cares. He's a gentleman through and through, always making sure you're safe and happy. Alastor has gotten used to moving you to the inside of the sidewalk when you join him on his strolls, standing in front of you when drunks approach, even making sure your clothes are folded. He isn't the nicest with his words, and he honestly kind of hates being touched, so he tries his best to do whatever he can to make you happy the only way he knows how. Romance and all that just isn't what he was built for, but he does care. Really.

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION + QUALITY TIME - ANGEL DUST

You think it would be physical touch, but that's far from the truth. Angel has been used his entire afterlife—as soon as he finds someone he feels safe and loved with, he'll settle down quickly. But because of his past, he'll constantly seek words of affirmation and give them in return. One, because he wants to hear you say things that make him feel secure in your relationship. And two, because he never wants you to feel the way he did with Val. Same goes for quality time: Angel never felt like he was valued or cherished in his past relationships so spending some quiet time with you is what he craves the most. Sure, sex is fun, but just being by your side is enough for him.

GIFT GIVING/GIFT RECEIVING - LUCIFER

The King of Hell can do anything. He can be anything. And he'd give you whatever you wanted if it meant seeing you smile. He's especially good at hand made gifts, his creativity and imagination never running dry. And when it makes you smile? That's the best gift he could ever ask for in return. Spoiling you is just what he does best, and if he has the capacity for it, then why not?

PHYSICAL TOUCH - HUSK

This guy is Touch Starved™️. The underworld has really messed with his head and put him into pretty dark places—drinking is all he knows until he meets you. And when you touch him? Oh boy. He malfunctions, but in a good way. It's like all the toment in his head goes quiet without needing to pound some bottles. So he gets used to it, does everything he can to get you to even hold his hands. It's nice knowing someone in this place has his back, past and all. And he does his best to return the affection, wanting you to feel all the same showers of love you give to him.

[vnknownmc]

pact mark headcanons!!

exaggerating their normal sin symbols and smashing it together with the pact making icon to make what my interpretation of the pact marks. the markings at the bottom of each pact mark is their names in DND's demon language "Abyssal"- best i could come up with for a demonic looking language to use.

[xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx]

[justafloat]

Lucifer who checks up on you hourly despite how busy he is.

Lucifer who plays your favorite cursed record when you're not there beside him.

Lucifer who plans the most extravagant dates for you.

Lucifer who sets you as his wallpaper.

Lucifer who sets you as the most important person on his contacts.

Lucifer who invites you to his personal study just for you to be near

Lucifer who buys a ring that matches with your ring. (His ring, but he considers it yours.)

Lucifer who carries you to bed when you fall asleep in one of RAD's classrooms.

Lucifer who follows your every command. You told him to sleep? Already in his pajamas. Told him he needs a break? Already booked a private resort for the two of you.

Lucifer who drapes his coat over your figure, hunched over your desk filled with schoolwork.

*I am alive. I had to search up pictures on pinterest to find some inspo for this one :,)

[morningstarwrites]

the pan king 💗💛💙 seeing the new hazbin update + this being confirmed made me really happy!