left4dadogz

[left4dadogz]

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

[left4dadogz]

is this anything?

[left4dadogz]

in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

[left4dadogz]

Was thinking about what everyones job would be in a No Capes AU and i started with Dick (still a detective? Runs a gymnasium?) and then I was like whatever Bruce does is probably a factor and I remember this fic that mentioned Bruce dropped out of medical school (no idea if thats canon or not) so I was like okay what if he finished medical school. Ok so Bruce is a doctor, like his dad. How can Batman factor into being a medical doctor? Well he's probably really good at finding diagnosis and pushing unconventional treatments that somehow work and thats when i realized it. Bruce would be Dr. House

He would send people to patients houses to investigate. He would have them reading the patients tweets from five years ago just to clock the switch from day posting to night posting being related to converting to veganism or whatever. He would have his boss breathing down his back and reprimanding him. He would be unfireable due to his insane success rate (and social position. He's still a Wayne after all)

[left4dadogz]

[left4dadogz]

hey girl are you a super-vampire because i’m trying to get in that krypt tonite

[left4dadogz]

so tempted to write a teen!bruce or young adult!bruce fic, like GIVE ME single mom teen/young adult Bruce, especially if the justice league is getting established, he’s adopting dick, he’s a adjusting to vigilante life

and he’s just this great mix of BTAS and Battinson

[left4dadogz]

silly headcannon that I think could happen

so you know how strippers sometimes dress up? (Like police, firemen, nurses, etc)

do they dress up as vigilantes in Gotham?

and even better, if a real vigilant knocked on someone’s door to interrupt a party, could they get dragged in because the party thinks it’s their stripper

I’m mainly imagining this happening to nightwing, in blüd or Gotham

[left4dadogz]

instead of looking up “bo staff poses” i’ve just started looking “holding broom” so I can make Tim look more casual when he’s holding a weapon

[left4dadogz]

Tim: Want to play a game?

Jason: *war flashbacks to knife monopoly* ...okay...?

Tim: It's called 'Jon or katana'. I give you actual quotes from Damian, and you guess if he was talking to his sword or his boyfriend.

Jason:

Jason: Awesome.

[left4dadogz]

Tim: Like I said, we need more help.

Bruce: Maybe I should call my friends.

Damian: Your what?

Bruce: My friends.

Stephanie: Is he saying “friends”?

Jason: I think he’s being sarcastic.

Duke: No, no, no. This is delirium. He’s cracked from being awake all night.

Dick: Hey, Bruce, all of your friends are in this room.

Bruce: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

[left4dadogz]

When I'm watching a movie and the attractive middle aged man / senior citizen puts on reading glasses

[left4dadogz]

Tim Drake has a hatred for Sherlock Holmes, has he ever read the books? No but his dad used to insultingly call him Sherlock as a kid when he was being too nosy or curious and now even when people say it as a compliment it just irks him

Jason being the resident classic literature nerd is dead set on at least having Tim read the books so he can either A. Actually like the books and accept that Sherlock is actually a pretty cool guy to be compared too, or B. Give actual tasteful criticism and insults based on the contents of the book

Jason could care less which happens he’s just tired of Tim ranting about his hatred for Sherlock despite not knowing a thing about Sherlock

——

Tim: Sherlock this, Sherlock that, I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that stupid hat

Jason: The hat really isn’t even mentioned in the books, You’d know if you read them

Tim: I’m not reading them, they really can’t be that good in fact Sherlock was so bad even his literal creator wanted nothing to do with him

Jason: Your dad wanted nothing to do with you and you’re still a pretty good detective

*Cue Dick yelling at Jason cause “that wasn’t nice”

[left4dadogz]

"No, because Robin-Man sounds stupid." BABY DICK GRAYSON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

[left4dadogz]

I am a firm believer that during Robin’s apprentice arc, something happened to Robin that dc never said verbally or explicitly in any way.

[left4dadogz]

*Dick opens the door on Tim and Tim slams his computer shut*

Dick: Hey, it’s just you and me for dinner, I’ll see you later?

Tim: Yeah.

Dick: Cool.

*Dick closes the door and then quickly opens it back up*

Dick: Hah! I knew it! What are you hiding?

Tim: Porn!

Dick: Don’t lie to me!

Tim: Fine. I’m working the case Bruce told me not to work.

[left4dadogz]

I’m officially moving to tumblr.

just saw

“ao3 meaning”

as a recommended search on TikTok..