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Charles: I'm seeing someone...

Hank: Please don't tell me it's Erik!

Charles: Not in a dating kind of way.

Hank: *hopefull* a therapist?

Charles: Don't know, actually. *Turning around to empty air* Are you a therapist, Tom? Hmm, okay. *Turning to Hank again* No, Tom doesn't have a job at the moment.

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Charles, after realising Logans back from the past: We have so much to talk-

Logan: You were hot?! You had hair?!!!

Erik to Logan before he travels back in time: I can't believe I say that, but... flirt with Charles in front of my eyes. I might gonna kick your ass, but I will definitely get so jealous that I'm gonna do everything to get back with Charles.

Logan: I don't know if that's our first priority... Also, I don't think I can imagine flirting with the prof.

Logan the second he sees young Charles: Changed my mind.

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hey!

sorry if this is weird, i know we haven't really interacted much or anything, but I just wanted to pop by and thank you for giving me the idea for the whole cherik tiktok au thing. I've been living and breathing that au since like, november, and it's helped me through some pretty tough times and writing it has been super cathartic. So. Thank you so much. Hope you're having a good day/night/insert-proper-time-here lol <333

Hi <3,

Don't worry, I don't think that's weird at all :) I'm glad I could help in some strange way, and I really hope you're doing better. I loved reading your version of my idea, and it's kinda crazy to me that people write my weird little headcanons and aus, that my brain spits out at 3am, in so fantastic storys. So thank you for writing your fanfic (that btw everybody should check out now!) and for reaching out. I love hearing from you people 💕

Hope you have a great [your time of day/night] as well!

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My mood just dropped because I'm listening to a very beautiful sad song, but not because I'm a normal human being with feelings. No, I made a silly post over Erik crying over it because it's reminding him of Charles, and now it's my Cherik number one song.

Btw the song I'm talking about is "Goodbye My Lover" by James Blunt.

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Every time I look straight passing, I see a queer person who wears something with a rainbow, and I just want to scream: "I'm gay too!"

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Erik to Logan before he travels back in time: I can't believe I say that, but... flirt with Charles in front of my eyes. I might gonna kick your ass, but I will definitely get so jealous that I'm gonna do everything to get back with Charles.

Logan: I don't know if that's our first priority... Also, I don't think I can imagine flirting with the prof.

Logan the second he sees young Charles: Changed my mind.

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I went through my Cherik playlist, and I can't believe I never shared this beautiful fitting song!

It's just so them!

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Did anyone here watched Shadowhunter?

Imagine Cherik in Malecs' place...

Charles marring some cute girl, because his parents want him to, and it would be great because her father owns another big company, but Erik runs in last minute and looks at Charles, which leads to Charles stopping the wedding and kissing Erik in front of his parents instead.

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I feel so sorry for Hank with dealing with Cherik. He needs therapy but if he can’t get that, he can get revenge. He needs to get back at Charles with same things Charles did to him.

He needs to have revenge sex. You heard me, wait, let me explain.

(Also is with if Logan stay/got stuck with them after DOFP)

Hank: “OH MY GOD, CHARLES! I’m am so done with you talking about Erik over and over again! Oh he left me this, oh but we got back together again and he was amazing sex that. I’m done. You keep FUCKING that psychopathic asshole and I’m…I’m…*looks at Logan* I’m going to fuck that psychopathic asshole!”

Charles: “What?”

Erik: “What?”

Logan: “…What.”

Hank: “Since you keep sleeping with Erik maybe I’ll sleep with Logan then too. Then I’ll keep complaining about Logan but then I’ll brag to you about how great sex with him was. I’ll go on, and on, and on again about him, Afterwards you’ll have to deal with what I’ve been dealing with for over a decade!”

Charles and Erik: “…..”

Logan: “*is actually slightly turned on by Hank being angry and finally snapping* You know what, I’m ok with that.”

Hank: “Good.”

Omg yes!

I can see Hank making out with Logan while showing Charles and Erik the bird.

Also, Erik would just look at Charles and go: "So you talked about me that much?"

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Charles: I met someone.

Hank: Thank God! I feared you would never get over-

Charles: It's Erik. We went on a date again! :D

Hank:

Hank: Fuck it. I give up.

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I might be losing it a bit right now. Marvels tactic to get me watching their movies again is actually working.

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Do criminals also use the "take one, get the second cheaper!" marketing trick?

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Au, where Erik kidnappes Charles without knowing who he is or what his powers are. He's a bit surprised after finding out because why didn't Charles control him to get out? and Charles is just like, "Everything's better than my parents, and you're hot and care for me, so why should I?"

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Yes, Erik thought from minute one that Charles is hot and pretty and handsome, but he fell in love when he heard Charles ramble about nerdy shit Erik didn't understand anything about.

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dofp cherika

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Charles bites, that’s why Erik tends to wear turtlenecks

Erik starts watching cringy romantic shows and movies (Twilight for example) because of fun and boredom but gets totally invested and argues with the tv if his favourite couple breaks up. (He was team Jacob)

They love to gossip. That’s one of the only things they have in common

Charles sleeps in trunks and Eriks’ shirts and Erik sleeps just in boxers

Charles tells Raven every little detail of their relationship and Erik is so done with it

can people tell me their favorite cherik headcanons 😻

i totally won’t steal them 👀

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I love the idea of Erik and Charles already being a thing in First Class, but consider please: Erik and Charles think they only feel platonic for eachother, but then Cuba happens and Erik leaves and they are both miserable. Sure, they were great friends, but why do they feel that miserable?

Charles first thinks it's because of Raven. Of course, he misses her, and he cries when seeing her empty room, but then he wanders through the mansion, and he also sees Erik everywhere. He finds himself in Eriks' room after wandering through his, now way too big and high mansion, and he first realsis it by recognising exactly Eriks' smell. He even wakes up sometimes in Eriks' bed after drinking way too much. He stares at the chess board inside his room for an hour, thinking of Eriks' little smirk, when winning and of his frown, when he realised Charles would win. He doesn't realise he's in love until he watches Hank, doing the exact same stuff only with Raven.

Erik suddenly hates being alone in his head. He misses the slight touch of Charles' mind, and he hates that his clothes slowly lose the smell of Charles' house. Sometimes, he looks at Raven and sees the little gestures and expressions she shares with her brother, like the way they rest her hand on his shoulder when laughing or the way they avoid eye contact if they are upset, and sometimes he forgets for a moment she isn't Charles. After some time and a few drinks, he tells Raven about it, how Charles won't go out of his head, how miserable he feels, how he didn't thought he would miss him that much. She just listens, looks at him, and says: "You're in love with him."