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You just caused

wait hold on a sec let me look up tumblr press info

wait a sec let me open my calculator app

You just caused roughly 1400 desktop users to touch their laptop screen / monitor

fuck it. grass on my blog for touching

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if you have violent intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have sexual intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have bigoted intrusive thoughts I love you. you are not your thoughts and you are worthy of love and care and help and affection. you are not a monster you’re a person going through it and that’s okay

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so many dnd character ideas, not enough dnd campaigns

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"Foresight or kleptomania? You make the call." ;-;

Allow me to explain exactly how bonkers this whole thing was,..

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‘it lacks context’

‘yes that’s why i posted it on tumblr’

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the birbs they yearn… they yearn for the substance

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hot take

people are not defined by their abs

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DO NOT SPIN

I REPEAT

DO NOT SPIN ON AN OFFICE CHAIR IN THE MIDDLE OF A STUDY SESSION TO THE POINT IT MAKES YOU DIZZY AND NAUSEOUS

I REPEAT

DO NOT SPIN IN THE MIDDLE OF A STUDY SESSION

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i can't be the only one who's just straight-up ... bored with women hating themselves. my mom keeps lamenting to me how upset she is about her gray hair. my friend stares at her laugh lines every day in agony. my sister loses sleep over the horrible unbearable thought of looking fat. and every time these women i love open up to me, i can't help but think ... then stop staring at yourself? stop drowning yourself, narcissus, and just fucking live your life instead of sitting in front of a mirror obeying cosmetic corporations' lies. just stop it. this is getting ridiculous. you're too smart to be falling for this bullshit. "oh no but these men who hate women told me that if i'm ugly i'm worthless!" girl if you actually believe that then good luck. but i am getting worse at being supportive of people whose nonsense worldviews keep them trapped in pain. stop looking at yourself start fucking living i am pleading you deserve to be happy and it is stupid that you disagree

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Tumblr you've gotta see this

Ice balls

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oh.

OH.

Art by Aaron Hong

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wait isn't a sea section something different

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

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who the fuck created the word buoyancy

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Tumblr users are such visual creatures.

I can say I have a radioactive sock and I'll get 0 notes and someone can make a drawing of a radioactive sock and get 10k

I've been procrastinating getting rid of the radioactive socks that have been sitting in a corner of my room for weeks.

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