lemonaficionado
lemonaficionado
Lemon Affectionado
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There are two correct ways to spell aficionado. One with an F, and the other with two F's. [Imagine that I wrote something here about me giving none though.]
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lemonaficionado · 5 days ago
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me if i was on xanax and also hrt
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lemonaficionado · 11 days ago
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The price I would pay to have a room that is both truly pitch black and fully sound proof... especially if it has a comfy chair
things i want desperately rn:
dark room, silent and also comfy
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lemonaficionado · 17 days ago
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Being aroace and looking sexy are not mutually exclusive.
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lemonaficionado · 23 days ago
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youtube
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lemonaficionado · 28 days ago
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I tried to get the WikiHow flattery AI tests to say I was NOT a "deep" person, based on my "favourite films". This is the best I've been able to manage:
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"Uncomplicatedly deep" is a new one for me... ;-;
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lemonaficionado · 1 month ago
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Back jean pockets are the most useless pockets, prove me wrong.
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lemonaficionado · 1 month ago
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When you jump, earth pulls you back down at roughly 10 m/s per second,
if you kept falling forever increasing speed by that amount every second, (so ignoring air resistance and hitting the ground and all that)
it would take you roughly a year of falling to reach light speed.
follow for more fun facts
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lemonaficionado · 1 month ago
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Guys this is literally a photo I stole from Wikipedia, it even says it right there underneath the image, y'all crazy
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Oil painting of a field of rye by Ivan Shishkin, 1878.
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lemonaficionado · 1 month ago
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Oil painting of a field of rye by Ivan Shishkin, 1878.
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lemonaficionado · 2 months ago
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I hereby suggest "Cracker biscuit" as the most correct English translation of the Dutch "beschuit"
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Wait what on earth is a "rusk"
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Nah man that's just double sided toast-
What does "zwieback" mean
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Dutch crispbakes???
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What on earth is a crispbake???
is it just what it sounds like
what if I bake bacon until it's crispy, is it then not also a crispbake
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lemonaficionado · 2 months ago
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lemonaficionado · 2 months ago
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I keep the Minecraft menu open just so that I can have nice background music and you can't stop me.
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lemonaficionado · 2 months ago
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Honestly I feel like there's a lot of variety in how mushrooms talk.
Like you've got the tiny ones,
the skinny tall ones,
the big round confident ones,
the flat ones with attachment issues...
i’ve been sitting in my room practicing voicing a mushroom for the past hours and i think i’m slowly going insane
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lemonaficionado · 2 months ago
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Prior to the start of the 17th century
is the same thing as
at the end of the 1500s
What a world we live in.
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lemonaficionado · 2 months ago
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lemonaficionado · 3 months ago
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You just caused
wait hold on a sec let me look up tumblr press info
wait a sec let me open my calculator app
You just caused roughly 1400 desktop users to touch their laptop screen / monitor
fuck it. grass on my blog for touching
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lemonaficionado · 3 months ago
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if you have violent intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have sexual intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have bigoted intrusive thoughts I love you. you are not your thoughts and you are worthy of love and care and help and affection. you are not a monster you’re a person going through it and that’s okay
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