ngl this app is the only thing keeping me sane…she/her
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Currently working on Obey Me birthday head canons for the brothers 🫠
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Why is it so hard to find someone with common interests in Australia like no sorry I do not know when a retired AFL player injured his left pinky toe, I’ve literally been scrolling on Tumblr all day…
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Aww I'm so tired but I really wanted to do this old trend💋💋💋🌹🌹🌹
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Mammon would steal so much shit from people😭
Bonus points if he’d show them all to MC and brag only to get killed or blown up by the brothers
Minecraft with the demon brothers except i'm juat imagining there being 7 beds next to MC's and despite it, everyone is fighting over who gets to sleep next to MC's bed.
I imagine either Mams or Levi rushing to get home quicky to snatch the bed next to them only to find Belphie already there.
I also imagine Beel being the farmer or making sure there are always food there. It's like everyone is out here doing stuff and Beel's on his own in his farm. I imagine everyone else fighting the Wither then Beel and Belphie's back at the farm.
Satan and Belphie would kill Lucifer or blow up his house.
Every village's cats would be tamed by Satan in a heartbeat. If he cannot have one jn real life, then he at least can have one in Minecraft.
Imagine that you build your base/bases far from the world spawn then Belphie/Satan destroy Lucifer's bed so he spawn like.. A thousand blocks away lmfao.
Luci probably didn't want to play at first but he overhears them fighting on who gets to sleep next to MC (in game).
Someone get Diavolo onto the server. I want to see this man screaming while a horde of zombies or a creeper chase him.
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I want to post all my appearance headcanons on obey me characters but I’m not sure if 1, the people want it, 2, I have the motivation. IDK! We’ll see
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Luke & Simeon yap
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I headcanon that Luke is 159cm tall but tells everyone that he’s 160cm tall, hoping that it’ll earn him more respect. Bonus because
Simeon probably knows Luke’s secret but just doesn’t tell anyone😭🫶
#this is small but still so cute#luke is my son#obeyme!#obey me headcanons#simeon#obey me simeon#luke#obey me luke
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"match my freak!" match my sweetness. match my benevolence. match my empathy. match my ability to feel emotions so deeply it tears me apart from the inside out
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THIS RIGHT HERE IS AWSOME SAUCE
PHASMOPHOBIA HEADCANNONS | OBEY ME!
🍵phasmophobia is basically a ghost hunting / paranormal horror game! Characters: Leviathan , Lucifer , Mammon , Asmo , Satan , Beelzebub , Belphegor , Simeon , Luke , Solomon , Diavolo , Barbatos
Leviathan is obviously a pro at this game despite his palms sweating so much his fingers are slipping and accidentally unequiping the EMF reader and blames it on Mammon (or anyone in general). Levi would also do anything to capture a picture of the ghost just to post it on social media and brag about it. He's also the leader !
Lucifer is just...unfazed? "What is this?" He deeply sighs. But once he sees Diavolo having a blast , he starts to crack and would hit anyone who keeps running back to the van.
Mammon is of course the van princess. "Aren't you embarrassed of yourself , Mammon? MC is here!!" Asmo would yell to snap him back to reality. He would brag about being the first to go but he barely even reached the door and he's already trembling.
Asmo would use the excuse "This will bring me nightmares! I need my beauty sleep!" To escape but of course his brothers wont let him slip away so easily. He would be scared at first but after some time he gets so pissed off and sleepy he just goes on with it. Asmo would have dark circles around his eyes the next day. Probably would joke about the ghost being....smexy...
Satan would laugh , his attention would always be on Lucifer to see if he flinched so he can mock him (Belphie would also copy Satan's mockings). Satan would throw out curse words here and there. His wrath would win him over and would scream. "@$@%#$ ITS A MARE , IDIOTS , A MARE!". He's also useful in the game.
Beel is honestly just there for food , barely playing the game just to eat. Follows others around and just there for emotional support.
Belphegor would probably annoy the ghost the most and trigger ghost hunts OR he would be another van princess so he can sleep.
Simeon holds the crucifix but would give it to Luke as he's the most frightened in the group. Oh and did I mention that Simeon is CLUELESS so his job would be the bait.
MC and Solomon would abuse the cursed objects and laugh about it despite the others being annoyed about it.
Diavolo is having a blast and would take any items available just to play. Whenever the others denies being the first to go inside the house , he would volunteer and Barbatos cheers him on.
🍵I have only played demonology and blair on roblox so I have little knowledge of the game , I apologize if I get some of it wrong 🥲.
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Diavolo yap
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Diavolo would DEFINITELY grow up doing the most random things in his childhood (yes the angst off this is STRONG but we’re gonna ignore that for now…) but only main stream uncool things so when you’re making fun of a piece if media with a character of your choice (leviathan fits well with this) he’d suddenly appear behind you and be like “Are you talking about ‘How to spend summer as a cool kid’?Yes! I watched the entire series 7 times as a kid!”
DIAVOLO MY BABYGIRL🥹🥹
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Solomon yap
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I know how most demons in the Obey Me universe are canonically scared of Solomon and MC is meant to be like “noo he’s pookie and kinda hot” but he actually scares me😭
Still smash tho.
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Omg have I matured out of all lower case? I think I feel my frontal lobe developing
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Introducing, my page!!
Honestly all my favourite people on here have one of these so here’s my attempt at doing this too… (Going to edit this as I learn more about tumblr or when I change)
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What I post:
It really depends, I love to write head canons or xreader fan fics for the media I’m interested in so you’ll likely see those on my account. Otherwise, I’ll just share random thoughts or small unrelated yap sessions. (Don’t worry, I’ll try my best to make them interesting)
Also, for obey me posts, different emojis represent different characters involved.
💙-Lucifer
💛-Mammon
🧡-Leviathan
💚-Satan
💗-Asmo
❤️-Beelzebub
💜-Belphie
⏳-Barbatos
👑-Diavolo
🍪-Luke
🪽-Simeon
🔮-Solomon
About me (Fandoms):
Oh yes, fandoms. HOW THE AUTISM CONTROLS ME… a couple of things I love would definitely be Obey Me, as you can tell from my user… Leviathan come home the kids miss you. Death Note has me in a choke hold. No further explanations needed. Definitely a Five Nights at Freddy’s kinda autistic girl. Also, Shadow from Sonic. I don’t know why but for some reason I know nothing about the whole franchise but everything about him. Sometimes I’ll hop into a Pokémon Sword or Pokémon Scarlet phase, but be aware that I don’t post much on it. I used to be a Bungo Stray dogs, My Hero Academia fan and Jujutsu Kaisen fan, but that has long faded now. But if you want me to write about them, just ask and I’ll deliver. And finally, not sure if this counts as a ‘fandom’ but Shifting!!! Yes, I am a shifter and if you don’t take kindly to that content please hop off my page <3
About me (Other):
If you’re reading this, I’m honestly surprised. Is that an attention span I smell? I could never. But anyway, let me split this up into different categories.
Music! I love many artists, as I literally listen to music all day everyday (headphones are my saviour) but the ones I listen to the most are; Adrianne Lenker, Arctic Monkeys, Mindless Self Indulgence, Weezer, Tame Impala, Rachie or literally anything my parents listen to as teenagers.
Other interests! I rollerblade!! I literally live laugh love rollerblading and I owe it my life. If you have any tricks or tips PLEASE tell me. I would say I’m pretty good but everyone can always improve. And also, you can laugh at this, but swings at the park. It’s SO fun.
Sexuality and Identity! I’m always questioning this, but I figured out I’m all for any gender with a preference for men. I go by She/Her and identify as a woman? Female? Girl? Coin slot? IDK HOW TO SAY IT SORRY! Jokes aside, I accept everyone here and this is a safe place for everyone. Oh also incase you couldn’t tell I’m autistic, but also less obvious dyslexia as I read over my post a thousand times and get others to read through them too 😭
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Anyway! Thank you for reading and enjoy my little diary of some sort. Stay safe <3
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Lucifer & Mammon yap
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Lucifer being the avatar of pride obviously wouldn’t involve himself in his brother’s antics, however when it’s at Mammon’s expense suddenly he’s somehow a stand up comedian. he probably deep down loves doing this since it really makes them all feel like a family.
AND STAY WITH ME ON THIS ONE. Mammon probably knows this, and that’s why he doesn’t get seriously upset about it. Please. Hear me out. I LOVE THEM HEJSJDKMJD.
#obeyme!#obey me! headcanons#obey me headcanons#mammon headcanon#lucifer headcanon#obeyme brothers#shall we date obey me
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Leviathan yap
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i think that levi would randomly qoute something from an anime he watches (when its related to what’s happening) and everyone else ever is just like “what.”
BONUS: even better if someone actually asks what hes talking about and he goes on this long monologue of a title like “i stole my sister’s boyfriend so she stole my girlfriend and now we’re both getting married on the same day because she’s a self centred bitch, what do i do!?”
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“ride out your feelings for him so you don’t end up riding him” - once said by a very wise friend of mine
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