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Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."

I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."

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Bonus: silly mode

Before I psspsspss:

After I psspsspss:

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Before I psspsspss:

After I psspsspss:

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HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

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Don't Hesitate, Mary Oliver

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Faggotry win: Was at the gym in my little short shorts and crop top and my gym crush (this short, jacked guy with whom I had one of those homosocial smile-and-nod-but-never-actually-talk things going) came up to me and said, "Hey, I made some stickers for Pride, you want one?" and handed me this:

this is going on the water bottle ASAP, and also I finally know the name of the man whose butt I've been surreptitiously stealing glances at for a year lmao

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Dreamt everyone was listening to a new podcast where one of the hosts was camp and had a running bit where he’d describe his life’s agonies in terms as if he were a ballet dancer at the Russian imperial court he’d be like “if I were auditioning in front of the tsar they’d make me wear a wig made of fat, wet PERCH, honey”

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not as contextually bad but I was at a trans meetup last night chatting with two strangers; one of them asked for our signs and then turned to the other person and said, "Well, you've got a much better chance of happiness!"

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

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Ditto cops, for that matter. Hollywood needs to go back to depicting cops as corrupt, inept and hateful again. Where's the contempt?

I miss the way war was depicted in 70’s media. Pathetic, short-sighted, faintly ridiculous, orchestrated by pigheaded politicians happy to fuel the machines of empire with human flesh, rampant with hypocrisy. now even our anti war media is like “war is sad… but kind of cool?” which sucks lol

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Is Goncharov a real movie?

Watch the season finale of Um, Actually on Dropout!

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Mom: “I wish you’d apply your artistic talents to something I could relate to.”