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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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ᴅᴏᴏʀᴋɴᴏʙꜱ can now be unflavored. Previously, all Entryway-Handle-Items had a distinct flavor, but we felt this led to the playerbase being spoiled. Now, a few ᴅᴏᴏʀᴋɴᴏʙꜱ in the wild are now completely flavorless. Can you find them all? 🆒

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hey, i have a friend that needs help desperately, she's scrambling to get rent money together, and is facing either homelessness or being forced to move back in with her transphobic family. if you can spread the word, or direct us to where we can get her more help, we would greatly appreciate it!

@gothbunnybaby

Disabled trans fem 28 years old in desperate need of help... I'm on the verge of going homeless if I can't cover my rent asap. I have tried everything I can think of. I either need to have enough for rent or to get to my family in another state. I use cashapp and PayPal. I don't like the idea of using Tumblr for this but my friend suggested it. Please if anyone can spare anything please help, I haven't been able to stop crying for hours.

Goal: tracked in comments

Paypal: paypal.me/lilyrowe22

Cashapp: $Violetplaysgames

she's gotten 270 out of the 1300 she needs, but interaction has stagnated, and my reach only goes so far. any help will be greatly appreciated!

donate if you can, sharing helps if you can't

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Every boomerang you throw is an opportunity to catch a gift from yourself 🙂

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Absolutely righteous

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THIS IS THE WILDEST TLDR I'VE EVER READ LMAOOO

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

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Sounds good! I haven't thought of what a good nickname would be for me. You can call me Patch if you like ^⁠_⁠^

Do people call you 'Gene' for short?

Nobody has so far, but I'm open to it :)

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Do people call you 'Gene' for short?

Nobody has so far, but I'm open to it :)

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWyq5E3/

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We noticed some underperformance in the "Throwable-Sticks" category, so we've boosted ʙᴏᴏᴍᴇʀᴀɴɢ ᴛᴇɴᴀᴄɪᴛʏ tenfold. Specifying "Throwable" sticks to avoid overly tenacious trees. Please let us know if you have any issues with this update 🆒

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Guy backflips a dodgeball Bayonetta style

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After reviewing some linguistic considerations across multiple languages, "ᴄᴀʀᴛɪʟᴀɢᴇ" was deemed to be in need of tuning. It should now be simpler to express your desire to use the word "ᴄᴀʀᴛɪʟᴀɢᴇ" across the board. Please let us know if you experience any issues with this update!🆒