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is your url buglvr because you love bugs? i sure hope so. tell me about some bugs you love pls :3

you guessed correctly 🤭 i am a lover of bugs. i kind i grew from a weird bug loving kid to a weird bug loving adult. when i was little i really loved pillbugs and i would spend time flipping rocks to find them. they’re still a favorite and i especially love their large aquatic relative, the giant isopod. i even have a stuffed animal giant isopod. his name is oswald

i am also a big weevil fan. i just think they look so silly with those long snouts and big eyes. there are a lot of weevil species but i’m a big fan of the acorn weevil especially. they use their long snouts to pierce holes in acorns.

velvet worms are somewhat bug like creatures but they’re actually not insects, nor are they worms. they’re part of the onychophora phyla, which does share some similarities with arthropods and annelids. they’re just so cute that i couldn’t resist talking about them. look at that happy little guy :D

another honorable non-insect mention that i just love too much to leave out is the vinegaroon, also known as the giant whip scorpion. they are arachnids just like spiders. they definitely look a bit frightening but they’re relatively harmless. their pinchers are very big but they aren’t venomous and they’ll only pinch when feeling threatened. the name vinegaroon comes from their ability to spray a mist that contains acetic acid when they are threatened.

thank you for reading my bug ramblings. i hope this didn’t sound too much like a seventh grade science presentation. i really enjoy sharing my random little bug facts. :)) <3 stay crawly my friends

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Im gay 4 u. D8?

sorry im okay with being single until further notice

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Maybe just a trim. Don't shave misha we love you

As The Bard once said, “To be(ard) or not to be(ard).” The outcome will be decided by your vote.  

SHAVE IT. 

SAVE IT.

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I just love this scene. A lot.

May I? No. vs Gimme! As you wish.

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Question for Asexual people:

Do you feel good doing sexual things? Like with someone or alone, doesn't matter to me. I'm asexual and I don't know know many irl, so I was curious. Especially since my friend who is asexual does enjoy that type of thing.

For context, I'm pretty repulsed by the thought of doing things with somebody but not necessarily alone. It's just boring to me.

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I get to do #2 in July (visiting my boyfriend) (I'm asexual) (and gay and transgender)

2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

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Sometimes I forget Saw (2004) is in fact not a gay romcom and is a horror film

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I dressed up at him (well, dean winchester) for a school spirit day and I guess that makes me and my boyfriend straight, huh?

obsessed with the power he holds over straight men

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Thanks for the tag bestie babe<33333

Too lazy to tag others but yall slay anyway

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

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I'm a silly guy yknow :)

I wanted to dothe thing without any pressure of tagging people ehe

take this quiz

take this picrew

do it if you wanna it's freee

ye sounds abt right lmao

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Things I should be doing: Laundry. Writing. Mopping the floors. Dishes. Eating something other than crisps.

What I’m actually doing: Melting into my bed like a salted slug.

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hands

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Thanks for the tag bbb <33

The hair's a lil long but that's okay. It's pretty close LMAO my hair grows so fast

@bigduckdaddysworld shrug

starting a picrew chain cause im bored as hell

tags: @nebulous-astronaut @moonriseblueeyes @red-in-revenge

@mike-queerler @mike-wheeler-hater @pansexualdisasterr @toasterfroggy @unrepentant-byler-shipper and also anyone else who sees this

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remember that non-verbal/speaking & semi-verbal/speaking are permanent states. episodes of inability to speak are called "speech loss" (or similar), not "going non-verbal".

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Favorite person @nestavadavat tagged me (and others) to spell my url with songs <3

L- Let it out by Weathers

I- I / Me / Myself by Will Wood

L- Livin' La Vida Loca by Patent Pending

A- All At Once by Bear Ghost

C- Call Me What You Like by Lovejoy

R- Romance Is Boring by Los Campesinos!

E- Elizabeth by Bleach

C- creature by half•alive

O- Out Of Style by The Wrecks

R- Red by Taylor Swift

D- Dancing Queen by ABBA

P- Perpetual Mild Illness by Crooks & Nannies

L- Loved by FEIN

A- Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths

Y- Yosemite by half•alive

E- Everybody Talks by Neon Trees

R- Run the World!!! By Dayglow

@proudartist

@bigduckdaddysworld

@strangerthingfanfic

(I only know one of you but all of you follow me lol)