little-watcher

[little-watcher]

he fav orites me const antly

Favoritism 🫵

[little-watcher]

#ro t

Heyyyy! So you’re like, Elias Bouchard, yeah? I’m Ellie, I’m like, your daughter! From another universe. So technically not your daughter, but like, you get what I mean.

Do you like, have any kids?

( @trio-of-coolness )

Yes, it means I don't have to pay child support but I can order you around like a little toy soldier, which is rather fun.

I do have Ellery @little-watcher though it's not much of a kid anymore. I do find that naming pattern quite humorous to be honest. What's up with that.

[little-watcher]

#gro wn ma n 😎😎😎

Heyyyy! So you’re like, Elias Bouchard, yeah? I’m Ellie, I’m like, your daughter! From another universe. So technically not your daughter, but like, you get what I mean.

Do you like, have any kids?

( @trio-of-coolness )

Yes, it means I don't have to pay child support but I can order you around like a little toy soldier, which is rather fun.

I do have Ellery @little-watcher though it's not much of a kid anymore. I do find that naming pattern quite humorous to be honest. What's up with that.

[little-watcher]

plot twist i'm actually sarah baldwin and all of ur worms are immediately getting stuffed with sawdust

NO OOOOOOOO

[little-watcher]

litt le-bit ch

replace one word of your url with bitch

[little-watcher]

i lo ve you to o :)

Honey? I might’ve made… a mistake.

@rosalind-learns-blogging

wh at happ ened?

[little-watcher]

will d o.

Honey? I might’ve made… a mistake.

@rosalind-learns-blogging

wh at happ ened?

[little-watcher]

it s ok ay, hon estly its pre tty fu nny. we ca n… hm. pu t it in the bac kyard maybe?

Honey? I might’ve made… a mistake.

@rosalind-learns-blogging

wh at happ ened?

[little-watcher]

i. goo d lor d. 😭 bab e why di d yo u do th is the kid s wi ll nev er le t us ge t rid of it

Honey? I might’ve made… a mistake.

@rosalind-learns-blogging

wh at happ ened?

[little-watcher]

fuc kin he ll ok the n. i. wh at roo m did u pu t it in

Honey? I might’ve made… a mistake.

@rosalind-learns-blogging

wh at happ ened?

[little-watcher]

BA BE WHA T😭😭

als o who tf a t my wor kplace is hur ting my ki d ill ki ll the m

Honey? I might’ve made… a mistake.

@rosalind-learns-blogging

wh at happ ened?

[little-watcher]

sur e lol! :)

Worms?

@dirtcup-blog

….what?

[little-watcher]

Honey? I might’ve made… a mistake.

@rosalind-learns-blogging

wh at happ ened?

[little-watcher]

haha u guys should read my fic totally guys omg …

me when i write a fic…… u guys should go read it……..

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64669927

[little-watcher]

do i t

would you like to know how many “jonah’s magnussy” jokes were made in my friend group yesterday

I already do, thank you. Fair warning, I am going to fill all of you with eyes if you don't quit it.

[little-watcher]

do you like weevils

ye s.

[little-watcher]

we ll i wor k at th e magnu s insti tute

Worms?

@dirtcup-blog

….what?