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I love when people get the mystery Brennan's laid in front of them and Brennan just so proud says "no rolls necessary"
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The concept of hannibal is so fucking funny to me I cant get over it. Like hmm we need to find out whos doing all these crimes. Now let me go to my friend Haggravated Lassault's house
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From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:
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Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.
Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.
Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.
Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily
Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don’t obscure the view!
If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.
Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom
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i'm going to become a false false prophet. my powers are real i just lie for fun.
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Da gukgaks
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thinking about how fig is the archdevil of rebellion and hates being told what to do and all three of her dads are school staff.
just…that
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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
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Actually my ideal Sypre sidequest is THE PARENTS ADVENTURE, starring:
Surena Marie and Carlos Luna as Wilma and Digby Thistlespring
Izzy Roland as Sandra Lynn Faeth
Brennan Lee Mulligan as Jawbone O'Shaughnessy
Rekha Shankar as Sklonda Gukgak
Aabria Iyengar as Hilariel Seacaster
DMed by Lou Wilson and cameo starring Raph Chestang as Gilear Faeth and Ify Nwadiwe as Gorthalax the Insatiable, in Carlos-as-Doctor-Wenabocker style
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Thinking about how in sophomore year Ayda and Fig were each wondering if the other loved them for themselves and all the while there were fossils at Mordred Manor and a scroll kept by an order of knights for 1500 years just for Ayda to tell Fig HOW MUCH she loved her.
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This is the kind of toxic masculinity i want to see
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"gorgug you cant be an artificer you gotta be angry"
"gorgug you cant be a barbarian you gotta be smart"
fools. he's a Mad Scientist
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you guys he’s dis many
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she was so real for this
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dont ask me what this is girl i dont KNOW
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if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days
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