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There are only 2 genders;
smart fella and fart smella.
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Yesterday I got so zooted that I saw a green apple and laughed for like five minutes about the existence of the color green 馃槶
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Anastasia (1997) is now owned by Disney, and I think it would be awesome if it got a live action remake.
The only issue is that Bartok is my favorite character in Anastasia, and they might remove him to make the tone darker and more serious because it's somewhat based on actual historical events.
I hope they learned from the mistakes they made with the Mulan remake and won't try doing something like that again, but you never know.
Anyway if they ever make a live action remake of Anastasia without Bartok I'm gonna crash out. 馃槫
(and by "crash out" I mean post about how disappointed I am)
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Imagine if shapeshifting aliens came to earth disguised as humans and they decided to say "no homo" to identify each other because "I am not a homosapien" would be too obvious and they didn't know the phrase "no homo" already exists 馃槶
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y鈥檃ll I found this pic of a donut seal and felt the need to share
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In order to achieve "world peace" we all gotta just shut the fuck up.
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Ghostface:
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
Deadpool:
*looks at camera*
"This one."
Ghostface:
"Hey man, you can't do that. 馃檨"
#ghostface#scream#deadpool#marvel#crossover#meta humor#ryan reynolds#wes craven#horror#slasher#movies#funny
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It's funny how parents lie to their kids that Hooters is an owl themed restaurant as if that's not awesome.
If my parents told me that when I was a kid I'd beg them to take me there bc I friggin love owls.
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Stark Raving Mad
Every time I hear the phrase "stark raving mad" I imagine Tony Stark but he's dancing at a rave and he's like really pissed off. 馃槶
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Does anybody else think the "I Am Autism" ad kinda sounds like Garfield? 馃槶
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Obsessed with pictures of weddell seal moms using their babies as pillows
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