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nothing lasts forever

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dere you go

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I know I’m a sander sides account but god fucking damn it I love him

“Yous really came back!!”

(might just work on this more)

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you act as though i haven’t been trying. if you feel as though our friendship is lacking, why don’t you ever respond beyond the bare minimum? why don’t you ever initiate conversation, then? i understand there are things we can both improve upon, because there is. but i won’t let you make it out that it’s all my fault. i’ve already communicated how i felt, the things we can improve upon and more. so ultimately now, if my effort isn’t reciprocated, i am not going to destroy myself over you.

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Oompa loompa doopity dee! Your virginity is coming with me!

Remus, approaching Deceit fully dressed as an oompa loompa.

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I HATE when guys call their girlfriends their 'partner in crime.'. Like we get it, she's underage.

Remus Sanders

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You wanted mail, correct? How are you?

I’m doing great! I just rose from the dead from not posting for like a good few months-

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Deceit: Damn, the power went out.

Remus: Don't worry, I got this.

*Remus shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Deceit: What-

Remus: I swallowed a flashlight.

Deceit, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-

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I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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Roman: FOUR MONTHS-

Logan: What's wrong with him?

Remus, suppressing giggles: It's nothing really...

Roman: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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Thomas: Okay Verge, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience.

Virgil, dousing himself in gasoline: Unfortunate.

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Remus: *Licking what's left on Logan's knife*

Everyone in the room: What the fuck.

Remus: Come on, it's not like you have never done this.

Logan, just finished performing surgery: I speak for everyone in this room when I say we have never done that.

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:) if you’re a fucking pedophile unfollow me, trash

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

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A Garden of Pearl and Rain

ooo sounds fancy

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Adam and Eve bought

Knowledge

For the small price of a little

Sin

They also lost eternal life

But what's fruit without the pits?

Apples don't have pits.

I am the

duke~

and it's high time that I dropped in

And since you haven't puked yet, we'll know they're wrong when they call you sick

It's

Unicorn horns

And

DRAgon Tails

Roman's dull creativity

If you want the spectrum

A to Z

Then you'll needalittlehelp from me...

From Unicorn Porn to

Rats Impaled

I give these thoughts

Generously

If you really wanna challenge your

ViewerSHIP

Then you need to stop

Limiting me.

What in the s*** have I been drinking?

It's fine

It isn't you these thoughts you're thinking!

AL-RIGHT

You've GOT to STOP this guy from SINGING!

I love how hard you try,

It's so cute!

Let's resume

SURE,

People don't like me much, Thomas,

But that's only just cause I'm honest,

Good and bad is all made up NON-SENSE—

Bro, I'm gonna WHIP YOUR BUTT!

Do ya promise?

Thomas.

Speaking of honesty, recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge...

HE SAID

"You're wanting to be more

Honest,

And be di-rect dealing with your

Iss-use,

No longer will you deceive yourself about the

UGLINESS

within you."

NEAT!

You wanna face facts?

I've got one,

Your late night thoughts get

Pretty sick, dude,

If you shared those musings with your friends,

I doubt they would forgive you.

EVEN THOUGH!

Ev-

-ery-

-BOD-

-y

Sins,

Ev-

-ery-

-BOD-

-y

Diiiiiies,

Why deny yourself knowledge,

saaaaaaaaaAAAAYYYY,

KNOWLEDGE OF YOURSELF.

You don't need to feel ashamed with your

Dear old Duke,

You need not feign decency,

You see this house on fire?

I see it too,

Cause you've got a fiend in meeee,

SO

Clap your feet and

Stomp your hands and

Dance off your booty cheeks!

You can then

Bet your bottom

I'll still be around, when all your loved ones leave!

Imagine with me

Lick-ing-the blowhole of a dolphin

Your-best-bud trapped inside a coffin

Your-grand-ma choking on a lozenge

Your-pet-dog stuffed inside a sausage

These sorts of things are only thought in

The MIND of a MAN whose SOUL is truly

Rotten,

So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten,

Cause

YOUR HEAD'S

NOT IN

The gutter, pal,

IT'S IN

Hell

Heeeeelll

Hellllllllllll

The kind of

Mind you'd

Only find in

HELL.

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Virgil: Vampires who just use WAY too much 90's slang. Vampires who say "Booyah!" when they get too excited.

Deceit: Vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don't even try to stop it anymore.

Remus: Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!

Logan: My ears are bleeding.

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Is THAT what RSD is???? I thought I was just being overdramatic oh jeez-

Deceit Sanders Text Post 23/?: RSD Edition

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[One: Me: *asks for constructive criticism* *recieves constructive criticism* Me: lol just tell me if you hate me and think i should die

Two: Me: Is already having a bad day. My rejection sensitive dysphoria: I’m about to ruin this whole man’s career.

Three: Someone: yells at me. Me: haha time to die

Four: *suggests an idea I’m super excited about* Group: *rejects the idea* Me: *rsd activates* 💔 *sad rest of day*

Five: Me: *expresses my opinion* One (1) person who I don’t even really know: “I disagree.” Me internally: “oh god oh fuck I really fucked up this time! They hate me. They hate my guts. I’m a bad person. I’m big dumb! My opinion is probably wrong then. My opinions are shit! Please forgive me for my foolishness! Oh fuck of shit!!”

Six: Getting unexpected criticism: *Sombra’s voice* RSD activated!

Seven: resisting the urge to send a “sorry if i’m being annoying” text when it’s been 4 hours and they haven’t responded

Eight: Me: I love this thing :) Someone: about to tell me why it’s bad actually Me: sorry but the honorable sir r. s. dysphoria and i did not ask

Nine: Me, in tears because someone was mean to me: “I’m fine, what are you talking about?”

Ten: Me on tumblr: shares and writes whatever the fuck i feel like and if you don’t like the garbage nonesense i post that’s probably your problem isn’t it. Me in real life: accidentally says one (1) thing that somebody does not love and agree with, immediately panics and apologizes and wishes for the earth to swallow me whole so nobody has to look at the embodiment of shame that is my corporeal form, never dares to speak again.]

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