Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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Togore is the Weird Middle Child representation that I didn't know I needed.
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While I don't doubt that Big D has a lot of adopted kids out there, I'm convinced that Horse is NOT one of them.
That is his biological horse.
#Whether there was fae chicanery mad science or dominant centaur genes I don't know#but the main thing is that's his horse by blood#hunter the parenting#hunter the reckoning#wod#vtm
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Whoagh...Mr. Pancakes...
??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats
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Hoarder Alex looks like the adult verson of those baby Spamtons ppl be drawing.
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Playing Dream BBQ got me like
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Country music is such bullshit. Why does this song make me cry. Why does this song make me cry so hard.
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Thousand-yard stare fully clothed in the shower blasting the Ballad of Ambrose and Gunnel
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You reckon Poor Edward's hair naturally flips at the bottom like that, or is he gelling it with egg whites or whatevertheehell Victorians used for stuff like that?
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Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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(Secret, drastically more cursed option deliberately not included.)
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i think paul blart 3 should be paul blart stoping the mystery flesh pit national park july 4 2007 disaster
#paul blart#mystery flesh pit#mystery flesh pit national park#til death do us blart#paul blart flesh mall#peep beep meme creep#the blart in our malls
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Love that Caine can't bear to give anyone a lower score than B+, which inadvertently means that Zoob being generally grouchy but going above and beyond by effectively covering 2 stations for a double shift gets the same ranking as the employee that got high on the clock and the one that deep-fried a co-worker.
#the amazing digital circus#shitpost#tadc gangle#tadc zooble#tadc ragatha#tadc jax#tadc caine#tadc fast food masquerade
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A big draw for writing to me is the thought of potentially reading a tvtropes page of my own work one day. I would DIE if someone analyzed this nonsense. Sounds better than therapy.
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It's too dark out to go shopping. Can someone telepathically beam the taste of frozen grapes into my brain, please?
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WAIT IF YOU TIME IT RIGHT YOU CAN HIGH FIVE THE BOOP CAT WAS THAT A THING BEFORE?????
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My copy of KEY is still in Kansas. I reached out to FedEx and Her Interactive, and haven鈥檛 gotten an answer from either of them.
I鈥檓 not getting my game, am I?
#my deepest sympathy#but i had to#RIP#nancy drew#clue crew#her interactive#mystery of the seven keys#nancy drew pc games#case of the missing computer game#we threw it in the fucking creek!
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