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Chapter 12: In Which I am Taught How to Dougie
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I'm obsessed with Robin Hood, severely nearsighted, and also allergic to most trees. Doomed by the narrative, as the youth say.
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Esoteric WFH issue:
The scent of bread baking in the other room is filling you with a euphoria so potent that you can't see straight.
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Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your spicy beans that… attract the birds
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Willy McDuff:
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I am so scared right now. Why is the snot one his favorite? Why does he have (seemingly?) viagra beans? Aphrodiasiac beans? Something? Why any of this?
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Love how they script the audience reactions. That, or they were planning on hiring at least 2 actors to be plants in every tour.
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Having a great time at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience.
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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Love how Terra Prime made Elizabeth to be all "look at this horrible GENETIC FREAK! This MONSTER will surely spark public revulsion" and she's just like:
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That is an actual pixie. Little fairy baby. In what universe was that supposed to work?
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@honesttoglob i saw a chance and i FUCKING TOOK IT.
He’s hunting him down
I hate this 👍
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Why do all your posts have like 4 notes or less? I see your comments everywhere and expected you to be a bigger blog but no
My imageposts do ok but I make so few of them that I haven't got much blog consistency I think. I still love being a chatterbox in the comments though! Thanks for the ask! Nice to be noticed in this big ol internet soup.
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Very Normal Youtube ad I just got.
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I've always been a horror fan but being on SSRIs absolutely nuked my fear response and I consumed horror content at a RAPID pace without thinking anything of it.
Now I'm laddering down a bit, figured I'd partake in a little of my favorite genre and WHOAH I'm a wuss now. I'm a raw nerve. I'm jelly. I way overshot my old tolerances and totally wrecked my brain. I can’t even use my bathroom properly because I'm so dead paranoid about windows now.
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And Ceaare somehow still gives the most ominous possible answer for each question XD
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Conrad Veidt, Hans Heinrich von Twardowski and Werner Krauss in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari, 1920).
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Being the mentally unstable one in the family is wild to me because like, I had an improbably unproblematic childhood. Like, zero complaints. I got that all-natural, organic, cruelty-free free-range madness. I would make Freud puff his cheeks, throw up his hands and convince himself that I'm just a lying liar who lies. IDK either bro. It is what it is, my guy.
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Nice argument let me discuss with my merry men on how to respond
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