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Why You Should Like Abstract Poetry
The art of rhyme has changed over the years
But snobs still think that their own form is best
Their Shakespearean sonnets and their Homeric verse
But other forms of common men still esteem deserve
Without a rhyme or meter that gives heightened eloquence
But still has the rich value of metaphor and prise
With images abstract and nonsense brough to sense
But why, ask you, should I worry about this verse?
Because, one day, might might with odds of K to one,
Meet someone who doth this type of verse profess
And find that you will want to do some type of chat
Because of your knowledge of this versless verse
You will so gaze in their wise eyes
Your hands of poetry abstract will touch
In realms unseen
And the rest of your life will surely be spent in unending bliss
Child 1, Child 2, Child 3, Child 4, Child 5,
Each of them will give you joy beyond belief
Let me describe the joy you
Could receive from learning abstract poetry
(at this point, one of the authors (there were two) who shall remain unnamed, decided that he was confused and done with all of this and he had chemistry homework and did not want to describe five children, instead he wrote this in ‘abstract poetry’)
Children describe I must.
Why must I describe children.
Children describe why.
I must describe.
I describe children must children I.
Children I describe why i must describe why I must.
Children that must be
Described but were not is the reason you should not discount
Abstract poetry
Quod Erat Demonstratum.
#original poem#bad poetry#i might be the only one who finds this funny#silly#abstract poetry#im not even sure what abstract poetry is
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Me making a phone call.

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Our One Easter Tradition No One Else Does
We burn peeps around a fire and then laugh manically as they burst into flames. It's actually really fun.
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Manon Blackbeak
I love a lady fair,
I love a lady fair,
Iron nails and moon-white hair.
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