Back at it again with another YouTube let’s play I’m here with SAFEMASTER 3000 and today I am going to try to beat my speedrun of 3.05 seconds
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Don’t even know what to tag this as but falling asleep to a playlist and waking up to CARRY ME OUT BY MITSKI is going to be the death of me
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Going to absolutely SOB yall why is there almost no jack marston fanart 🥲🥲
#like you can’t just make one of the most tragic yet relatable emo goofball ever then give me no fan content cryingr#rdr1#jack marston rdr1#jack marston#red dead redemption
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LFMAO HELP
Meow
ARCHIVIST: Oh…
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TMA SPOILERS (and maybe implied wtnv ones)
I’m on ep 133 of tma and 53 of wtnv and I find the protagonist differences so fascinating like
With each passing day Jon’s life increasingly falls apart. Like S4 started and bro just woke out of a coma, most of his friends are dead, the ones that ARE alive absolutely despise him (for being in a coma apparently??), his work crush/bf is purposefully avoiding him, and he just had to rip out his literal fucking rib to save some murderous, bloodthirsty and dirt-traumatized cop.
Meanwhile in Night Vale my boy Cecil has been in the sweetest relationship imaginable, his obsessive behavior has been steadily growing more sane, he just beat the corporate bad guys™ and everything has been seemingly falling into place.
The duality of (gay) man
#this is ignoring the fact that Cecil’s bf is literally in some alternate desert reality right now but let’s stay ignoring that#literally pls I can’t deal with another tragic gay couple after THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES/GOOD OMENS/OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH please god please#the magnus archives#tma#magnus archives#jonathan sims#welcome to night vale#wtnv#cecil gershwin palmer#cecil palmer#night vale#night vale brain rot
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ALSO if anyone here knows honkai star rail, I got the best person to rp with right here so please send something her way, she deserves it.
Do it.
Do it right now.
Pretty please 🥺
posting another promo~ if you’d like to do a casual/crack-ish roleplay with or send an ask to hsr’s qingque, please check out my blog! crossovers, ocs, etc welcome! ♪( ´▽`)
#do it do it do it do it#cannot recommend enough#this time the mod ISNT me so you can expect higher quality y’all#hsr rp#open rp#rp promo#anime rp#honkai star rail#honkai star rail rp#hsr#roleplay#open roleplay
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HEYAAAAA spoiler alert despite turning 18 in under a month, I’m actually super cringe SO I’ve created a TMA rp/ask blog @worst-archivist.
I know I have like two followers here but this is where I post of my TMA shit, and if anyone is down, feel free to interact with it LMAO. This side blog has been giving me an excuse to write my head canons and au ideas, and I’m always up for a rp/ask from ANYONE haha. Also, I’m hoping to post some tma doodles as well through here, so that’s something else to keep an eye out for if anyone is interested!
Get it?
Keep an eye out for?
God I’ll shut up I’m sorry toodeloo loves
“Statement of Nat… Natalie… ah, bloody hell…”
The tape recorder switched off.
This was the fifth time now that he’s stuttered on the name ‘Natalie Calliope.’ He wasn’t sure why he was having so much trouble with this statement specifically, but even in his exhausted state it was pissing him off.
He always had the slightest hint of a stutter, usually consequential from his high stress levels, but the only stress Jon was feeling right now was that he couldn’t get this damn name straight.
Too bad for Jon, he hadn’t noticed the clock on his desk was blinking 4:53 A.M. His stutter only got worse as the creases deepened beneath his eyes. However, the perfectionist in him wouldn’t let him sleep until this statement was finished. He would stay here in these damned stuffy archives until he finally got it right. Just him, the statement, and his recorder…
Or so he thought.
Just as he began his 6th try, footsteps echoed from the corridors behind him, stopping just five feet from where he sat. Maybe if he HAD noticed the time, he would’ve been scared or concerned that someone had entered the institute over 7 hours past close. But he hadn’t. In his mind, it was still 7pm. And in his mind, he was absolutely furious that another attempt was ruined.
In a frenzy, he slammed the papers down as he stood up from his desk, and looked the stranger dead in the eyes. His glasses slipped ever so slightly from his nose bridge, and despite his fit of rage he couldn’t help but nudge them back into place. He might’ve been pissed but he still needed to see who exactly he was pissed AT, after all.
“What. The hell. Do you want.”
(Short blog intro below~)
Finally, I’m back at it again with another rp/ask blog after 3 years LMAO. Hello world I’m back 😳. Anyways, my name is Lilith! A more proper intro (including rules and tags) is pinned, so I highly recommend checking that out.
If you’re too bored or lazy to do so, this blog is based on season 1 Jonathan Sims from the horror fiction podcast The Magnus Archives. For now, Jon will stay fairly close to canon. As time goes on however, I’d love for this to derail into something different entirely.
Anyways, that’s all I have to say here. Anonymous asks, crossover rps, and anything else (other than nsfw) is welcome! Once again I recommend checking out my rules, as this blog will include some potentially triggering topics.
@ludwig-dieter @diviningjade (this is an open promo, just @ing people I know lol)
#nothing like reblogging your own post help#I haven’t rped since 2021 this is so wild to me#jon sims#tma jon#tma rp#the magnus archives#Magnus archives rp#the magnus institute#tma roleplay#jon sims rp#the magnus archives rp#Jonathan sims#jonathan sims tma#tma jonathan sims#tma doodles#tma au#tma angst#open roleplay#open asks#ask blog#roleplay blog#rp blog#tma rp blog#tma ask blog
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OH MY GOD THIS IS INSANE YOURE AMAZING???????
Can someone draw Cecil in this coat pls I will literally cry

#oh my sweet Lordy lord#cecil gershwin palmer#cecil palmer#night vale#night vale brain rot#welcome to night vale#wtnv
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I’m making this an ongoing thread now bc this but with either of the distortions??

Can someone draw Cecil in this coat pls I will literally cry

#my Depop is wild#I genuinely love how hypnotizing the swirls are on this#michael distortion#tma#the magnus archives#magnus archives#michael tma#michael shelley#the distortion#helen distortion#helen richardson#helen tma#distortion tma
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HOKY SHIT I LOVE YOU??????
Can someone draw Cecil in this coat pls I will literally cry

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Can I rest now? 😭
[clip from: TMA ep 111 Family business]
This is probably going to flop 🧍🏻♀️🫶🤭😙🫴❤️
[VD: A grayscale Magnus Archives animatic of Jon and Gerry talking in episode 111 of The Magnus Archives. Gerry, a ghostly goth, and Jon, a thin brown man in a graphic T-shirt, sit together at a table. Gerry says scornfully, "Playing politics with things they didn’t understand. Reckoned her tradition was less the academic and more the, uh…" Jon offers dryly, "V-Village witch?"
Gerry laughs, pleased, and asks, "You sure you don’t know her?" He sighs, sobers, and says, "Yeah. But deep down what she wanted wasn’t all that different from the ivory tower idiots she hated. Y’know, I think, secretly, she dreamed of starting a little mystic dynasty of her own." He grimaces. "With me."
Jon says a little eagerly, "Like the, the Lukases? Or the Fairchilds?" Gerry corrects, "Well, Fairchild’s just a name, they’re not really family." Then he does a finger gun and says, "The Lukases, though, yeah."
He turns away, pensive and frowning, and says, "Thing is, it’s harder than it looks. What’s out there… doesn’t care about blood." Jon, grinning a little, says, "Well, I-I mean, except for the vampires…" Gerry scowls, "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires." Jon looks abashed, and Gerry looks down sorrowfully to say, "But they care about your choices, your fears, not your parents." End VD]
[ID: A still of the scene where Gerry scowls and says "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires" to an embarrassed Jon. End ID]
Described by princess-of-purple-prose
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Who do you most want to bite?
MARTIN: [Pause] I, I think… I think I want to bite the hand that feeds me.
TIM That’s it?:
MARTIN: Yes.
TIM: Then I’m not going to feed you?
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I’m gonna be so fr, I have 20 pages of written fan fiction but I have no idea where or how to post it? Help bro I’ve never done this before 😭
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This MIGHT be Cecil Palmer

#pls tell me I’m not the only one that sees it#cecil gershwin palmer#wtnv cecil#cecil palmer#welcome to night vale#wtnv#night vale#night vale brain rot
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Stop I’m going to sob
remember that time the admiral crawled into Jon's lap, shoved his furry butt in his face, and started purring up a storm because of how much he loved him. and then Jon said "yes, yes, I love you too" and started giving him belly rubs. y'all remember that.
do y'all also remember the horror trope of animals being sensitive to the supernatural and how they would growl/hiss at monsters and inhuman impersonators and whatnot. and how, in a season during which Jon is starting to really struggle with whether he's human or not, the admiral shows him just as much love and demands just as much affection from him as he likely would if jon wasn't getting eye-ified. he's not entirely human anymore but the admiral still demands belly rubs. y'all ever think about that.
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MAGNUS ARCHIVES REFERENCE? JONATHAN SIMSIFICATION?????? Oh my GOF help literally why did my fyp Jumpscare me
#bro oh my god#the magnus archives#tma#magnus archives#jonathan sims#jon sims#the eye#the beholding#tma jon#jon tma#tma jonathan sims#jonathan sims tma
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Oh my god nothing screams tma more than the statement starting off with “Okay, I know how it sounds, but Murder Club wasn’t supposed to be like this.”
And then the Murder Club turns out to be exactly how it sounds
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Okay so I’m around ep 106 of tma and the mysterious locked casket was brought up again in 101 and I’m thinking it has something to do with this “unknowing” ordeal and stuff because you know. Obvious reasons I won’t get into.
But then I’m like
Why? Was it left in a random guy’s apartment? Like I’m expecting that it’s gonna be explained soon but please oh my god it would be so funny if Breekon and Hope just realized after months that they delivered it to the wrong place like “oh whoops wrong address man this must’ve sucked for you”
#now that I’m thinking about it I think they mentioned that he was only gonna be looking over it for a short period of time#but this is still so funny to me#breekon and hope#the magnus archives#tma#magnus archives#the stranger#nikola orsinov
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