got absolutely roasted in the basement beneath the farmer鈥檚 appreciation festival on this wednesday night :(
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I enjoy holding potatoes. They feel nice in my soft and smooth hands.
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I would be happy if you broke my fingers because my fingers never did anything for me. Ever.
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IQ
what鈥檚 under 12 IQ? it鈥檚 for a friend
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Being a man
You know I must smell like constant testosterone right? That鈥檚 the vibe I give off.
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Madagascar
What if you said Madagascar with only the 鈥榓鈥檚?聽
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I thought that would be better
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Stats
30% of the population includes, but is not limited to, death.
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Nickel
If I had a nickel for every time someone buried me in the sand and waited for the tide to come in, but the tide was already in so the tide just went farther out, so I had to wait another 6 hours, and then a lifeguard named Harry rescued me and brought me to an isolated island and tried to get me to join a cult, but I said no so he buried me in sand and left me to die, but then a pilot named Rob saw me and saved my life, I would have 4 nickels.
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Other Girls
I鈥檓 not like other girls. I have a big mouth and fat stomach.
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Infrastructure
Does this bridge contain human bodies? No? Bring a real architect in here.
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